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2009-01-29T02:08:00.000-08:00

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Movie: Oliver!(1968)

Mr. Brownlow:
[referring to Bill Sikes] Who is this man?

Nancy:
No, I won't tell ya! Whatever else I do I won't turn on him. You wouldn't understand, but I've got to go back. I want to go back.

Movie: Queen Bee(1955)

Judson Prentiss:
You're like some fancy kind of disease. I had it once - now I'm immune.

Movie: Quick Millions(1931)

Daniel J. 'Bugs' Raymond:
I wish to report that we are making satisfactory progress. Of course, it must be born in mind that this project is still in its infancy. I mean, we ain't got a cent yet.

Movie: Padal proshlogodniy sneg(1983)

[first lines]

Narrator:
Hard to say when, but sometime as long ago, as the old-clay times in a certain plasticine area...

Movie: Da(1988)

Charlie:
It was a long time before I realized that love turned upside down is love for all that.

Movie: The Untouchables(1987)

[Ness has just shot a gangster after the Canadian border raid]

Ness:
I had to kill him.

Malone:
Oh, yeah. He's as dead as Julius Caesar... Would you rather it was you?

Ness:
No, I would not.

Malone:
Well, then, you've done your job. Go home and sleep well tonight.

Movie: Once Upon a Forest(1993)

Abigail:
This isn't a picnic! Here! Pack something useful!

[Abigail tosses Russell a rope]

Russell:
Boy, I've been working up an appetite!

Movie: Jack-Jack Attack (V)(2005)

Kari:
Now, who's ready for some neurological stimulation?

Jack-Jack Parr:
[looks up from his grapefruit] Eh?

Movie: Kaijû daisenso(1965)

Controller of Planet X:
We need an exterminator, one that would drive away King Ghidorah. We need from you Monster Zero 1 and Monster Zero 2, Godzilla and Rodan.

Astronaut K. Fuji:
Are you serious?

Controller of Planet X:
Of course. Deadly serious. King Ghidorah was driven from Earth only with the combined strengths of Godzilla and Rodan. Would you help us?

Astronaut K. Fuji:
Well, your request is quite unusual. We do not know how to answer that.

Glenn:
Plus, we did not know where Godzilla and Rodan are. If we did, how are we suppose to catch them and bring them here?

Movie: Tales of Symphonia (VG)(2003)

Magnius:
[Magnius' final words] Damnit!... Lord Yggdrasill. Glory to the Age of Half-elves!

Movie: Van Wilder(2002)

Campus Cop:
We've got a jumper!

Movie: Open Water(2003)

Susan:
[seeing a shark swimming right in front of them] What kind sharks are those?

Daniel:
Big ones.

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Movie Quotation: On the Beach

Thu, 29 Jan 2009 03:24:00 +0000
Julian Osborne:
There was a choice. It was build the bombs, and use them - or risk the United States, the Soviet Union, and the rest of us, would find some way… to go on living.

Morgan:
scoffs] That’s wishful thinking if ever I heard it.

Julian Osborne:
softly] I’m not against wishful thinking. Not now.

Moira Davidson:
I wouldn’t really mind… ...]

What's on television's horizon? - Chicago Tribune

Thu, 29 Jan 2009 07:48:00 GMT
The television finds itself in yet another chicken-or-egg conundrum. Who'll be the first to spend big bucks: Consumers who want the latest technology, even though programming for ...

Movie Quotation: On the Beach

Thu, 29 Jan 2009 07:13:00 +0000
Julian Osborne:
Who would ever have believed that human beings would be stupid enough to blow themselves off the face of the Earth?

Peter:
You remember when we first met? It was on the beach. I thought you were everything I’d always wanted.

Mary:
I thought you were so underfed.

Mary:
It’s all over now, isn’t it?

Peter:
Yes, it’s all over.

last lines]

Mary:
God… God, ...]

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Great Lines from Movies

2009-01-29T00:16:00.001-08:00

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Movie: Gallagher: Over Your Head (TV)(1984)

Gallagher:
Our alphabet is based on some kind of a bookkeeper's code to keep the Jews' and the Egyptians' noses out of the Phoenician cattle business!

Movie: On the Edge(2001)

Jonathan:
I know more about the business of suicide in my baby finger, than you do in all your years of training and Freud reading. I gurran-fuckin'-tee ya that.

Movie: Galaxy Quest(1999)

Gwen DeMarco:
Fred, you had a part people loved. I mean, my TV Guide interview was six paragraphs about my BOOBS and how they fit into my suit. No one bothered to ask me what I do on the show.

Fred Kwan:
You were... umm, wait...

Gwen DeMarco:
I repeated the computer, Fred.

Movie: Hamburger... The Motion Picture(1986)

Lyman Vunk:
[instructing a managerial training class] Put those cookies back... MOTHERFUCKER.

[entire class repeats, Sister Sara crossing herself]

Movie: The Odd Couple II(1998)

Felix Ungar:
Look, we have to have a plan, agreed?

Oscar Madison:
Agreed.

Felix Ungar:
Okay. What do you think the plan should be?

Oscar Madison:
I don't care. I agreed. I did my part.

Movie: Dark Angel(1990)

Jack Caine:
Fuck you, spaceman!

Movie: The Adventures of Baron Munchausen(1988)

[the Queen's head comes to rescue the Baron]

Baron Munchausen:
Where exactly is Roger?

Queen Ariadne:
In bed, with my body, of course. OH!

[makes a series of high-pitched moans and squeals]

Queen Ariadne:
Stop it. Stop it!

[to the Baron]

Queen Ariadne:
If he discovers my head's with you - ooh! Quickly, quickly. Quickly! Climb into my hair.

[continuing to whimper]

Sally:
Why is she making those funny noises?

Baron Munchausen:
Um, her body is with the King, and he is, uh... tickling her feet.

Movie: V for Vendetta(2005)

Finch:
Who was he?

Evey Hammond:
He was Edmond Dantés... and he was my father. And my mother... my brother... my friend. He was you... and me. He was all of us.

Today's Movie News

Movie Quotation: On the Beach

Thu, 29 Jan 2009 03:24:00 +0000
Julian Osborne:
There was a choice. It was build the bombs, and use them - or risk the United States, the Soviet Union, and the rest of us, would find some way… to go on living.

Morgan:
scoffs] That’s wishful thinking if ever I heard it.

Julian Osborne:
softly] I’m not against wishful thinking. Not now.

Moira Davidson:
I wouldn’t really mind… ...]

Minority report - New Zealand Herald Blogs

Thu, 22 Jan 2009 02:06:00 GMT
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Satellite TV For PC Review – Satellite TV For PC Elite Edition Review

Wed, 28 Jan 2009 23:52:59 +0000
Do you know you can watch live satellite TV channels on your PC? With internet broadband access becoming more and more accessible, anyone can go online and watch live satellite TV on PC.
One of the best software I have used is satellite TV for pc elite edition. It cost a one time $49.95 but ...]

Real movies, real melodies - Hindustan Times

Wed, 28 Jan 2009 16:53:00 GMT
This year is the birth centenary of Bimal Roy — one of the pioneers of middle cinema in India. But Roy was also a pathbreaker when it came to music, and song picturisation. Of ...

“Major League II” Quotation

Sun, 08 Apr 2007 03:10:00 +0000
Vaughn is lamenting the long home run he gave up in his first game]

Rick Vaughn:
Oh, yeah? Name one park in America that ball wouldn’t have gone out of.

Nikki Reese:
Yellowstone.

Harry Doyle:
You know I used to hate Parkman when he was with the A’s. It’s amazing how a new uniform can change your attitude about a guy.

covers ...]

Latest greatest Movie Quotes

2009-01-28T08:54:00.001-08:00

Here are the Movie Quotes ...

Movie: Urban Legends: Final Cut(2000)

Amy Mayfield:
You filmed Sandra's death.

Professor Solomon:
It's called "cinéma vérité". Nice touch, don't you think?

Amy Mayfield:
It was out of focus. But you know what they say; those who can't do, teach.

Movie: Back in the Day (V)(2005)

J-Bone:
If you cross me, you gonna get gat.

Movie: About a Boy(2002)

Christine:
Oh, no... it's just I thought you had hidden depths.

Will:
No, no, you've always had that wrong about me. I really am this shallow.

Movie: Oliver Twist(1948)

Nancy:
He'll blow on us Fagin, for certain.

Movie: Mad Monster Party?(1969)

Felix Flanken:
Sorry, I can't see a thing without my glasses.

Invisible Man:
I've heard that one before.

Movie: F.E.A.R.: First Encounter Assault Recon (VG)(2005)

[last lines]

Genevieve Aristide:
It was unavoidable. There is some good news, however. The first prototype was a complete success.

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Tue, 27 Jan 2009 16:40:00 GMT
BERLIN - Movies by Iranian and Peruvian directors will compete for the Berlin International Film Festival's top prize this year, alongside new offerings starring Renee Zellweger, Tommy Lee Jones, Michelle Pfeiffer, Judi Dench and others, organizers ...

“The Bad Boys of Saturday Night Live” Quotation

Wed, 28 Jan 2009 07:37:00 +0000
on The Chris Farley Show, guest: Jeff Daniels]

Chris Farley:
to caller] You sound familiar. Did you call in last week when Arnold Schwarzenegger was on?

Dawn:
Yes that was me.

Chris Farley:
You remember when he asked you if you remembered when he said “I’ll Be Back” in both Terminators?

Dawn:
Yeah.

Chris Farley:
That was great.

Announcer:
And now it’s time for “The Dark Side ...]

Latest Quotations

2009-01-28T08:31:00.001-08:00

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Movie: Undercover Brother(2002)

Man:
Identify yourselfs!

Conspiracy Brother:
I'm with Island Fortress Cleaning Service sir.

Man:
Oh, okay.

Sistah Girl:
Thank you. Your so sweet.

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Great Abs cover for Lolo Jones - IAAF Online Diaries - IAAF

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Is Hollywood experimenting with more first day rentals online? - Industry Standard

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I’m becoming addicted to renting movies online. They’re decently priced, and so fast; it beats the experience of going to a physical video store hands down. Except for one ...

Every day is Valentine's Day for us: Kangana Ranaut - MSN India Entertainment

Wed, 28 Jan 2009 09:30:00 GMT
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Movie Quotation: Major League II

Sat, 07 Apr 2007 19:04:00 +0000
Harry Doyle:
My God! Good news fans, the Indians are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact they appear to be beating the crap out of each other. It looks like Willie Hayes is trying to hit Rick Vaughn, and why not, everyone else in the league is. ...]

“The Bad Boys of Saturday Night Live” Quotation

Tue, 27 Jan 2009 15:46:00 +0000
About Dick Clark’s secretary]

Roseanne:
He gets under your skin like a chigger.

Dick Clark’s Secretary:
I heard that.

Steward:
Buh-bye. You’re very heavy.

Chris Farley:
What did you say?

Steward:
I said buh-bye! I just said buh-bye 40 times in a row why would I say anything else? It doesn’t make sense! Did I just say something without knowing it? No! Go! Buh-bye!

David Spade ...]

Daily Movie Quotes

2009-01-28T08:14:00.001-08:00

Today's Movie Quotes:

Movie: D.E.B.S.(2003)

Mrs. Peatree:
[to herself, very upset] Treason! Obstructing justice? We're going to be the laughing stock of the intelligence community!

[whirls from fireplace to Amy]

Mrs. Peatree:
I'm going to send you so far away that luxuries like toilet paper and diet coke are but a distant memory.

Max:
Mrs. Peatree?

Mrs. Peatree:
Is someone speaking to me? Because that would be very ill advised.

Max:
Mrs. Peatree, this whole incident can no doubt be a source of embarrassment for the academy, and you, right?

Mrs. Peatree:
Have I *not* been speaking English?

Movie: Vampire Savior EX Edition (VG)(1998)

Jedah Dohma:
I understand your opinion. I just don't care about it...

Movie: The Paleface(1922)

Potter:
That's Indian country out there!

Calamity Jane:
You're not afraid of a few Indians, are you?

Potter:
It's not the Indians I'm afraid of. It's their attitudes.

Movie: Zero Effect(1998)

Steve Arlo:
He can tell you where you were born, how old your mother was at the time, and what you had for breakfast, all within 30 seconds of meeting you.

Movie: G.I. Jane(1997)

Master Chief John Urgayle:
Sergeant Cortes, however brief your stint with this command might be, there are two words you will learn to put together: Team-Mate.

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Mike Myers, Paris Hilton lead Razzie nominations - New Zealand Herald

Wed, 21 Jan 2009 19:32:00 GMT
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Daily Quotes

2009-01-27T03:02:00.007-08:00

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Movie: Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome(1985)

[Max recognizes Jedediah]

Max:
YOU!

Jedediah the Pilot:
Me?

Max:
You, it's your lucky day!

Jedediah the Pilot:
It is?

Max:
Uh huh. You've got a plane.

Jedediah the Pilot:
I have?

[Outside, a plane is being started]

Max:
It might just save your life.

Jedediah the Pilot:
It will?

Max:
Uh huh.

Movie: The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension(1984)

Buckaroo Banzai:
Hey, hey, hey. Don't be mean. We don't have to be mean because, remember, no matter where you go, there you are.

Movie: Unendliche Geschichte, Die(1984)

Engywook:
To the winch, wench!

Movie: R.O.T.O.R.(1989)

Gunman:
[holding woman hostage] Okay, white boy. You get to watch... you get to watch while I blow her brains out and splatter all over the ground. Eh, what are you gonna do? You gonna stop me? All you got is a newspaper.

Captain Barrett Coldyron:
I got more than a newspaper. And you get to guess what it is.

[reveals gun from newspaper and fires]

Movie: Halloween: Resurrection(2002)

Laurie Strode:
You failed Michael. Want to know why? Because I'm not afraid of you. But, what about you? Are you afraid of me? Are you afraid to die Michael?

Movie: Jackie Brown(1997)

Ordell Robbie:
Girl, don't make me put my foot in your ass.

Movie: Wagons East(1994)

[last lines]

James H. Harlow:
Wagons ho!

Movie: One Fine Day(1996)

Melanie:
You MUST be Kristen's ex-husband?

Jack:
Why do you say that?

Melanie:
[pointing to Maggie] Well, that's Kristen's daughter...

Movie: Date Movie(2006)

[Grant walks in with Jinxers on the toilet]

Grant Funkyerdoder:
Oh Sorry

Frank Jones:
I taught him how to do that

Movie: E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial(1982)

Elliot:
[upon encountering ET, running excitedly into the house] Mom, mom! There's something out at me!

Elliot:
[starts chattering noisily to the other boys] What?

Elliot:
Quiet!

[they obey, he speaks in a hushed tone]

Elliot:
*Nobody* go out there!

Greg:
[the boys all spring up excitedly] Ha! Ha! Ha!

[they grab knives]

Mary:
Stop you guys, stay right here!

Greg:
You stay here, Mom, we'll check it out!

Mary:
And put those knives back!

[Elliot grabs her hands and pulls her outside as well]

Mary:
Okay, Elliott!

Movie: Daffy Duck & Egghead(1938)

Daffy Duck:
Ain't I some cutie? I think I'll do it again.

Movie: Gang Related(1997)

Divinci:
They'll never find me, because I'm following my heart. And they don't know where that is.

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Quotation from the Movie “Dang bu zhu de feng qing”

Tue, 27 Jan 2009 03:26:00 +0000
Fred:
I can’t believe it. You shot my dickie!

Today's Movie Quotes

2009-01-27T03:02:00.005-08:00

Straight to the Movie Quotes ...

Movie: Unbreakable(2000)

Elijah's Mother:
They say this one has a surprise ending.

Movie: Accattone(1961)

Vittorio "Accattone" Cataldi:
Do you mind us walking like this? Do you know I love you? I act fast when someone deserves it, like you.

Movie: Ace Ventura: Pet Detective(1994)

Lois Einhorn:
Ventura, when I get out of that bathroom, you better be gone.

Ace Ventura:
Is it number one or number two? I just want to know how much time I have.

Movie: Hairspray(1988)

[from trailer]

Velma Von Tussle:
Amber! Save your personal life for the camera, sweetie! Oh, shiny!

Movie: Ydmygede, De(1998)

Lars von Trier:
The morning of July 21. Our final week. I'm prepared. I've slept fairly well even though I realized last night that the lump in my throat must be cancer of the esophagus.

Movie: The Dam Busters(1955)

Flight Lt. A.T. Taerum, DFC:
[Taerum consults his charts] Skipper, groundspeed two-zero-three. We'll be there in one hour and ten minutes. We'll be over the Dutch coast in two minutes.

Flying Officer F.M. Spafford, DFC, DFM:
[Sees Dutch coast approaching] There it is now. Stand by front-gunner, we're going over.

Movie: Valley of the Dolls(1967)

bar patron:
I wonder what happened to Neely O'Hara.

[snidely]

bar patron:
They SAY she had laryngitis.

Neely O'Hara:
[taking a drink - searching for a pill] WHO HAD LARYNGITIS?

Edward the Bartender:
We're closing now, Miss O'Hara.

Movie: Up Close & Personal(1996)

[Warren's advice about news headlines]

Warren Justice:
"If it bleeds, it leads."

Movie: X2(2003)

Rogue:
John, knock it off.

Bobby:
Will you stop showing off?

Pyro:
What, for her? It's not my fault if your girlfriend's getting excited.

Movie: V (TV)(1983)

Michael Donovan:
You always said it couldn't happen here... Then one day we woke up and we were living in a Fascist state.

Movie: The Dancing Masters(1943)

Woman at dancing school:
[referring to Stan's ballet dancing] Isn't he light?

Mother at Dancing School:
[with disdain] In the head!

Movie: One Hundred and One Dalmatians(1961)

Horace:
We're from the Gas Company.

Jasper:
[elbows him] 'Lectric! 'Lectric!

Horace:
Uh... Electric Company.

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Inmates 'should work not watch movies' - News.com.au

Tue, 27 Jan 2009 03:33:00 GMT
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Quotes for Today

2009-01-27T03:02:00.003-08:00

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Movie: "The 100 Scariest Movie Moments" (mini)(2004)

Rob Huebel:
In the beginning of Terminator, you get to see a little bit of Arnold Schwarzenegger completely nude.

Rob Riggle:
Thank God, man.

Rob Huebel:
Yeah, not in a weird way I thought that was pretty cool.

Rob Riggle:
Anytime I get to see a governor naked I'm all over it.

Movie: Tales of the Abyss (VG)(2005)

Luke Fon Fabre:
What's that monster called?

Tear Grants:
Fluffy!

Luke Fon Fabre:
Huh?

Tear Grants:
I thought it'd be cute...

Movie: The Yakuza(1974)

Harry Kilmer:
Everywhere I look, I can't recognize a thing.

Oliver Wheat:
It's still there. Farmers in the countryside may watch TV from their tatami mats and you can't see Fuji through the smog, but don't let it fool you. It's still Japan and the Japanese are still Japanese.

Movie: Above the Law(1988)

Delores Jackson:
Isn't this your mother's church?

Nico Toscani:
Yeah,but I bet you she doesn't see these boys in the choir.

Movie: Hail the Conquering Hero(1944)

Woodrow Lafayette Pershing Truesmith:
[to the crowd, trying to decline being nominated for mayor] I've known all of you all my life. I've mowed your lawns. I delivered milk for your babies. I even know the dogs and cats.

Judge Dennis:
[aside to Doc Bissell & Rev. Upperman] That milk and baby part is remarkable.

Rev. Upperman:
After that, he could be president!

Movie: Sabrina(1954)

Linus Larrabee:
Listen, I work in the real world with real responsibilities.

Sabrina:
I know you work in the real world and you're very good at it. But that's work. Where do you live, Linus?

Movie: Back to the Future(1985)

George McFly:
[deleted scene]

[after looking at his watch George rushes to the phone booth and calls the operator]

George McFly:
Uh, yeah operator, can you give me the time please?

[a few students come and block him in the phone booth with a trident]

George McFly:
Hey! Get me out of here!

[the students laugh as they walk away]

George McFly:
[Mr. Strickland walks by and sees George inside the phone booth] Mr. Strickland! Those students trapped me in here.

Mr. Strickland:
See, this is what happens to slackers. Now do you understand?

[walks away]

George McFly:
Yes. But, but Mr. Strickland you have to let me out of here!

Movie: The Madagascar Penguins in: A Christmas Caper(2005)

Old Lady:
Why does Christmas have to be every year! What a pain the the ugh! The tape! It's so sticky!

Movie: Quills(2000)

Marquis de Sade:
Conversation, like certain portions of the anatomy, always runs more smoothly when lubricated.

Movie: Tank(1984)

Zack:
We're not runnin' from the law. We're runnin' *to* the law.

Movie: Dallas(1950)

U.S. Marshal Martin Weatherby:
But Marshal! This - this outlaw; if you don't arrest him, I shall!

Wild Bill Hickok:
Outlaw? Let me tell you something, son. This ain't Boston. We had a war down here and you'll find men in high offices who are thieves and cutthroats. You'll find others who are branded outlaws that are only fighting for what's their own. There's those known as bad men and those as are bad men. You better learn to tell the difference!

Movie: The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad(1949)

[During his trial, Mr. Toad summons a witness: Winky the barman who had taken possession of Toad Hall in exchange for the car]

Mr. Toad:
[to the courtroom] Milord, gentleman, facing you in the witness box is a citizen of substance and stance; a man of unimpeachable honesty.

[to Winky]

Mr. Toad:
Now, Mr. Winky, do you recall an incident that took place in your establishment about August 12th that I was apparted to?

Winky:
Oh, yes, sir. That I do, sir.

Mr. Toad:
Well, then, just tell the court what actually happened.

Winky:
Well, guv'nor, you tried to sell me a stolen motorcar.

[Mr. Toad is surrounded by the guards]

Today's Movie News

“Tadpole” Quotation

Mon, 26 Jan 2009 19:47:00 +0000
Daphne Tisch:
You’re like a forty year old trapped inside a fifteen year olds body. I mean, it’s not a bad body!

Oscar:
Hey Jimmy.

Jimmy:
Hi Tadpole. Back for Thanksgiving?

Oscar:
That’s right.

Jimmy:
What happened to your hair?

Oscar:
I combed it.

Jimmy:
Oh. I don’t like it.

Diane:
Oscar and I…

Oscar:
Both speak French!

Diane:
Oscar and I… are lovers.

Eve:
What?

Oscar:
What? Are you drunk?

...]

“Dancing Outlaw” Quotation

Sat, 07 Apr 2007 11:29:00 +0000
Jesco White:
Well this is Jesse and this is my dear friend Wattie. Pull out a twenty when I rock for your party.

Norma Jean White:
Jesse can be three people: He is Jesse, he is Jesco, and he is Elvis. Jesse is the most beautiful man that I could’ve ever loved. But Jesco, he, - he’s somebody ...]

“Tadpole” Quotation

Mon, 26 Jan 2009 19:47:00 +0000
Daphne Tisch:
You’re like a forty year old trapped inside a fifteen year olds body. I mean, it’s not a bad body!

Oscar:
Hey Jimmy.

Jimmy:
Hi Tadpole. Back for Thanksgiving?

Oscar:
That’s right.

Jimmy:
What happened to your hair?

Oscar:
I combed it.

Jimmy:
Oh. I don’t like it.

Diane:
Oscar and I…

Oscar:
Both speak French!

Diane:
Oscar and I… are lovers.

Eve:
What?

Oscar:
What? Are you drunk?

...]

Great Movie Quotations

2009-01-27T03:02:00.001-08:00

Check out these Movie Quotations:

Movie: Tank(1984)

Sheriff Buelton:
Did you just call me a pussy communist?

Movie: Baby Geniuses(1999)

Kids:
[singing] I don't know but I've been told Eskimo girls are mighty cold, Dr. Kinder is a son-of-a-gun, got cooties and she weighs a ton. One, two, three, four, one, two, three-four!

Movie: Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight(1995)

Uncle Willie:
Jeryline you wouldn't hurt your old uncle will now would you baby.

Movie: Labyrinth(1986)

Jareth:
I ask for so little. Just fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave.

Movie: Laberinto del fauno, El(2006)

Capitán Vidal:
I choose to be here because I want my son to be born in a new, clean Spain.

Movie: Valentino Returns(1989)

Sonny Gibbs:
[when he learns that Sylvia's father, a chicken farmer, does not approve of her going out with his son Wayne] Well, I've come up against a few chicken farmers in my time. You've just gotta outrun the buckshot and deny everything!

Movie: Universal Soldier(1992)

Veronica:
Oh man, I'd kill for a cigarette right now

Luc:
You'd kill someone for a cigarette?

Veronica:
No. It's an expression, a figure of speech. I wouldn't exactly kill someone for a cigarette. I'd hurt them real bad at this point, but I won't kill 'em.

Movie: Jack the Giant Killer(1962)

Pendragon:
I scheme a thousand nights, put the princess in your very hands and you, imbecile, idiot, allow a mere farmer, a mere mortal to defy me!

Garna:
We have failed, master, we have failed.

Pendragon:
But only for a moment. I shall have the princess and the farmer shall die. By all the powers of darkness, he shall die!

Latest Movie News

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Do you want to watch TV channels on Internet? Well, this article will show you how. Do you know that according to a recent survey, an American spends nearly 16% of his time in his/her entire life watching TV.
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“I Can Do Bad All by Myself” Quotation

Mon, 26 Jan 2009 11:30:00 +0000
Leroy Brown:
to Madea, after he found his dog dead] Madea, you better be glad that I’m saved or I would just stab you in your heart!

Mable "Madea" Simmons:
Madea goes upstairs and comes back down with her purse full of guns] Come on stab me! I want you to stab me! Come on and stab me!

Maylee:
I ...]

“Tadpole” Quotation

Mon, 26 Jan 2009 19:47:00 +0000
Daphne Tisch:
You’re like a forty year old trapped inside a fifteen year olds body. I mean, it’s not a bad body!

Oscar:
Hey Jimmy.

Jimmy:
Hi Tadpole. Back for Thanksgiving?

Oscar:
That’s right.

Jimmy:
What happened to your hair?

Oscar:
I combed it.

Jimmy:
Oh. I don’t like it.

Diane:
Oscar and I…

Oscar:
Both speak French!

Diane:
Oscar and I… are lovers.

Eve:
What?

Oscar:
What? Are you drunk?

...]

More Lines from Movies

2009-01-27T03:01:00.001-08:00

Straight to the Lines from Movies ...

Movie: Once Upon a Time in Mexico(2003)

Agent Sands:
[referring to the man that the Boy spots following Sands] Is he close?

Chicle Boy:
Si.

Agent Sands:
[gives him a gun] Ok. Smoke him... Smoke the fucker! Send him straight to fucking Broadway.

Chicle Boy:
[hesitates] No Puedo.

Movie: Tales from the Crapper (V)(2004)

James Gunn:
People say bad things about the dark lord, but I say he's a swell guy. Praise Satan!

Movie: Adiós Amigo(1976)

Bandit:
Your last wish, señor?

Big Ben:
Not to be here!

Movie: One Man Army(1994)

Eddie Taylor:
He died the way he lived - a hero.

Movie: X-Men: Mutant Academy 2 (VG)(2001)

[after winning a round]

Ororo Munroe:
May your spirit find peace.

Movie: Ace Ventura: Pet Detective(1994)

Melissa:
Ace, get out of the tank.

Ace Ventura:
[talking like Scotty from Star Trek] I just can't do it, Captain. I don't have the power.

Melissa:
I said, get out of the tank now!

Ace Ventura:
For God's sake, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a pool man!

Movie: Ydmygede, De(1998)

[dicating his diary]

Lars von Trier:
I still fear cancer of the balls. That's the way it's supposed to be. I guess there's always something which prevents life from being easy. The breaks I've had in my life have been bloody short.

Movie: Adventures of Don Juan(1948)

Catherine:
But you've made love to so many women.

Don Juan:
Catherine, an artist may paint a thousand canvasses before achieving a work of art, would you deny a lover the same practice?

Movie: V (TV)(1983)

Martin:
You know Diana, rather than putting Mr. Donovan away, he might prove very useful to us as a convert.

Diana:
My instincts tell me he'd be too difficult as a subject. That's why I decided not to bother. Take him to the final area.

Martin:
I always thought you thrived on challenges...

Diana:
I do, but I like better odds.

Martin:
That's curious, I would've have thought you'd find the difficult game far more interesting. But anyway, you're probably right. I don't think even you with all your abilities could ever turn this head of his...

[Turns to walk out of the room]

Diana:
Martin wait. Don't take him to the final area just yet... Perhaps I would enjoy the challenge of converting him.

Martin:
Well, as you wish Diana.

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WTO's China Piracy Ruling: All Bark And No Bite - Forbes

Tue, 27 Jan 2009 08:48:00 GMT
In its efforts to get China to curb piracy, the United States claims that it now has the World Trade Organization on its side. But the proclamation of victory is empty or premature, or both. The Office of the U.S. Trade Representative said Monday ...

More Quotations

2009-01-26T23:10:00.005-08:00

Check out these Quotations:

Movie: The Karate Kid(1984)

Miyagi:
[Daniel is practicing karate moves while balancing on a fishing boat as Miyagi fishes] Make block. Left, right. Up, down. Side, side. Breathe in, breathe out. And no scare fish.

Movie: C'era una volta il West(1968)

Jill:
If you want to, you can lay me over the table and amuse yourself. And even call in your men. Well. No woman ever died from that. When you're finished, all I'll need will be a tub of boiling water, and I'll be exactly what I was before - with just another filthy memory.

Cheyenne:
[sighs] You make good coffee, at least?

Movie: Halloween III: Season of the Witch(1982)

Commercial voices:
[repeated line; singing] Two more days 'til Halloween/ Halloween/ Halloween/ Two more days 'til Halloween/ Silver Shamrock.

Movie: Orgazmo(1997)

G-Fresh:
You gonna get popped! if you keep ridin' me...

Movie: Accepted(2006)

Sherman Schrader:
Let's start this fake college. Then, we'll go start a meth lab somewhere. It's a gateway crime. That's how these things start.

Movie: Danny the Dog(2005)

Bart:
You're a dog! You're my dog!

Movie: The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension(1984)

Buckaroo Banzai:
I've been ionized, but I'm okay now.

Movie: Van Helsing(2004)

[first lines]

Dr. Victor Frankenstein:
It's alive. It's alive. It's alive!

Movie: Kangaroo Jack(2003)

[they are running away from the cops]

Louis:
They're scaring Waffles!

Charlie:
Well, maybe you should have thought about that before taking your dog on a crime spree!

Movie: Daffy - The Commando(1943)

[Repeated line]

Von Vulture:
Schultz!

Movie: D2: The Mighty Ducks(1994)

Coach Bombay:
Hey. How are you feeling today, Goldberg?

Goldberg:
Lean and mean!

Movie: Urban Legend(1998)

Tosh Guaneri:
Shut off the fucking light!

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Vudu's sleek and sexy set-top box: five years later - TG Daily

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Movies in Kings Park - News.com.au

Tue, 27 Jan 2009 00:48:00 GMT
MAKE the most of summer and enjoy a good movie and a beautiful night out at Kings Park. The films are aired on the lawns of Synergy Parklands at Kings Park and Botanic Gardens ...

Alcohol abuse seen as a big NZ problem - Stuff

Tue, 27 Jan 2009 01:03:00 GMT
They say drinking is the nation's biggest health problem. The British medical journal The Lancet published a hard-hitting report yesterday which showed men in developed countries ...

The best of the Sundance Film Festival - KUSA-TV

Tue, 27 Jan 2009 03:40:00 GMT
PARK CITY, Utah - The independent film festival of all film fests has finally let Park City, Utah rest after 11 days of cinema madness, but it has left behind 40 movies for critics ...

Latest greatest Quotes

2009-01-26T23:10:00.003-08:00

Today's Quotes:

Movie: The Paleface(1922)

Potter:
I've been chased by women before, but never when I was awake!

Movie: D.O.A.(1950)

Deputy:
How shall I make out the report on him, Captain?

Captain:
Better make it "dead on arrival."

Movie: Halo (VG)(2001)

Marine:
[after killing an enemy] Get up, so I can kill you again!

Movie: Half Past Dead(2002)

Nick:
You better not be playing me.

Sasha:
You know me. I ain't playing.

Movie: Tales from Muppetland: The Muppet Musicians of Bremen (TV)(1972)

Farmer Lardpork:
This is the second time this week that I've missed my breakfast on account of you!

T.R. the Rooster:
[sarcastic, to the camera] I thought he was lookin' kinda scrawny...

Movie: Magnolia(1999)

Quiz Kid Donnie Smith:
I love you, Brad - Brad the bartender. You wanna love me back? I'll be good to you.

Movie: Ocean's Eleven(1960)

Tipsy Girl:
I'm so drunk, I don't think I could lie down without holding on!

Today's Movie News

Quotation from the 1977 Movie “The Easter Bunny Is Comin’ to Town”

Mon, 26 Jan 2009 23:48:00 +0000
King Bruce:
What do you do with these easter eggs?

Sunny the Easter Bunny:
Um… Good question.

Alcohol abuse seen as a big NZ problem - Stuff

Tue, 27 Jan 2009 01:03:00 GMT
They say drinking is the nation's biggest health problem. The British medical journal The Lancet published a hard-hitting report yesterday which showed men in developed countries ...

Latest Movie Quotations

2009-01-26T23:10:00.001-08:00

Movie Quotations:

Movie: Bad Boys(1983)

Mike Lowrey:
Please, man. Married life is easy. You only got one woman to satisfy.

Marcus Burnett:
Yo, man, we ain't the Cosbys.

Movie: O Brother, Where Art Thou?(2000)

Ulysses Everett McGill:
Me an' the old lady are gonna pick up the pieces and retie the knot, mixaphorically speaking.

Movie: The Game(1997)

Nicholas:
What's that?

Conrad:
[signs document] This... is... the bill.

Nicholas:
Do you want to split it?

Conrad:
[exhales] Oh God yes! I'll take some of that...

[shows Nicholas enormous number at bottom of receipt]

Nicholas:
[shocked look] Oh my God...

Movie: Magnolia(1999)

Quiz Kid Donnie Smith:
I used to be smart, but now I'm just stupid.

Movie: Urban Cowboy(1980)

Sissy:
Uncle Bob wanted you to be happy. Are you happy?

Bud:
Yep, yes I am. You?

Sissy:
Yep, I finally got what I wanted. I got a real cowboy.

Bud:
And I got what I wanted. I finally got myself a real lady.

Pam:
Bud, the family car's waiting.

Bud:
The family car's waiting.

Movie: One Night with the King(2006)

Queen Esther:
What made you come back?

King Xerxes:
I saw them, I saw the stars.

Today's Movie News

Inmates 'should work not watch movies' - The Australian

Tue, 27 Jan 2009 06:10:00 GMT
PRISONERS in the Northern Territory should be made to do hard work not watch videos in their cells, Opposition Leader Terry Mills says. His comments follow media reports that ...

New Lord of the Rings game: But will PC gaming survive? - New Zealand Herald Blogs

Mon, 26 Jan 2009 22:11:00 GMT
The release of the new Lord of the Rings title, Conquest , on PC as well as consoles is a good sign that PC gamers are still active and playing - but new sales figures have raised ...

Latest Movie Quotations

2009-01-26T23:09:00.001-08:00

Straight to the Movie Quotations ...

Movie: Vampire Savior EX Edition (VG)(1998)

Baby Bonnie "B.B" Hood/Bulleta:
I've lost my way. Seriously!

Movie: Baby's Day Out(1994)

Eddie:
[Baby Bink just got a way from the villains again ater many times, but this time by crawling into a small sewer tunnel] No problem, fellas. It ain't a hole. It's a tunnel. And what's every tunnel got?

Norby:
Ooh! Don't tell me! I know, I know, I know. It's uh, uh, uh - -...

Veeko:
Tollbooth at the end.

Eddie:
Are you always this stupid, or do you do this just to annoy me?

Movie: Vacation(1983)

Aunt Edna:
Why don't you just ask him for the money, Eddie? He sure as Hell can't take a hint.

Cousin Eddie:
Well, I didn't want to ask you, Clark, you know, but could you maybe spare a little extra cash?

Clark:
Sure, Eddie, how much do you need?

Cousin Eddie:
About fifty-two thousand dollars.

Movie: Zatôichi(2003)

Shinkichi:
I have to say, it's incredible. You really look like a woman! Does make-up make men beautiful?

Geisha Seitaro 'Osei' Naruto:
It doesn't work on everyone. It depends on the face!

Movie: Tau man ji D(2005)

Itsuki Tachibana:
[to himself about his dad, who left the gas station behind to look after Bunta's car] That sucks. He's not young anymore. He's so irresponsible, leaving his business like this. What's gonna happen to me if it goes bankrupt? It's good that I've been living on my own, or else, I wouldn't be this chubby.

Movie: Darling(1965)

Diana Scott:
Imagine if...

Miles Brand:
What?

Diana Scott:
It took three.

Miles Brand:
Took three?

Diana Scott:
Sexes. To make a child.

Miles Brand:
Very entertaining.

Diana Scott:
Everything would be different, wouldn't it, quite different, with three sexes.

Miles Brand:
Haven't we got enough problems with two?

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Tue, 27 Jan 2009 01:53:00 GMT
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“D2: The Mighty Ducks” Quotation

Mon, 26 Jan 2009 03:34:00 +0000
Coach Bombay:
Ah, we’ve got a game against Italy, so I’ll talk to you right after we win!

Lester Averman:
Hey, is that a tattoo? Is it real?

Dean:
Get away from me.

Lester Averman:
Yes sir.

Stanson and Bombay are plaing three-bar]

Coach Bombay:
One more post and you go home crying. By the way Stanson, you owe me a beachball!

Coach Bombay:
Haven’t you guys ...]

“I Can Do Bad All by Myself” Quotation

Mon, 26 Jan 2009 11:30:00 +0000
Leroy Brown:
to Madea, after he found his dog dead] Madea, you better be glad that I’m saved or I would just stab you in your heart!

Mable "Madea" Simmons:
Madea goes upstairs and comes back down with her purse full of guns] Come on stab me! I want you to stab me! Come on and stab me!

Maylee:
I ...]

'Slumdog Millionaire' bags two more US film industry awards - Times of India

Mon, 26 Jan 2009 22:04:00 GMT
WASHINGTON: Danny Boyle's acclaimed film "Slumdog Millionaire" has taken home two more major US film industry awards over the weekend, winning the top prizes from both the Screen Actors Guild and the Producers Guild of America. ( Watch ) Bollywood ...

Great Quotes

2009-01-22T23:46:00.001-08:00

Quotes:

Movie: Halloween(1978)

[Inside Myers' house]

Dr. Sam Loomis:
Hey... What is that?

Sheriff Leigh Brackett:
A dog.

[Loomis and Brackett walk next to dog]

Sheriff Leigh Brackett:
It's still warm.

Dr. Sam Loomis:
He got hungry.

Movie: A Pair of Briefs(1962)

Sidney Pudney:
Beat it, as the monkey said to the egg whisk.

Movie: Vanilla Sky(2001)

Julie:
Four times... it means something, David.

Movie: Van Wilder(2002)

Jeannie:
Then we bumped uglies. It was the best ten seconds ever.

Movie: Underworld: Evolution(2006)

Kraven:
[Marcus has Kraven pinned to the wall by his talons] Marcus?

Marcus:
The blood memories of this wretched creature

[indicates Singe's body]

Marcus:
have shown me that your treachery knows no bounds.

Kraven:
My lord, I can explain.

Marcus:
Why would I listen to your lies when the journey to the truth

[tilts Kravens face]

Marcus:
is so much sweeter?

[Marcus bites into his neck, and see's visions of Kraven's past, including his bargain with Lucian and Selene killing Viktor]

Kraven:
Please. I can assist you.

Marcus:
Oh, you already have.

Movie: Operation Petticoat(1959)

Lt. Nicholas Holden:
When I was a kid, I was the victim of the most vicious propaganda. People told me that money wasn't everything and I believed it. Then I found out that the people that were telling me that money wasn't everything were the people who had a lot of money. Now there are two ways you can get money. You can steal it, or you can marry it.

Movie: The Omega Man(1971)

[Last line]

Dutch:
Well, let's move kids. We've got a long way to go.

Movie: Half Baked(1998)

Kenny:
You guys gotta get me out of here! There's this guy Nasty Nate who wants my cocktail fruit, and everyone here likes fresh fish! Then The Squirrel Master came out of left field and told me I'm his bitch!

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“Haggard: The Movie” Quotation

Fri, 23 Jan 2009 07:32:00 +0000
Bartenders:
What the hell?

Valo:
Oh, it’s just Naked Dave.

Ryan Dunn:
That’s a nice tattoo you got there. What does that mean?

Girl at Coffee Shop:
It means desire.

Ryan Dunn:
Desire huh? What the f*ck does that mean? Does that mean you’re into dudes with f*ckin’ long hair, smell like beer, have sh*tty tattoos; maybe they hang out at the bowling alley! ...]

“Haggard: The Movie” Quotation

Thu, 22 Jan 2009 23:15:00 +0000
Valo:
He definitely doesn’t wear the pants in that relationship.

Falcone:
Pants? He wears girl’s underwears.

Falcone:
I like chocolate, I like fudge, I’ll make some now or I won’t budge.

Fat Guy with Watermelon:
You picked the wrong motherf*cker to f*ck with!

Dooly:
Bro, why weren’t you at the rager last night?

Valo:
What rager? Maybe ’cause you didn’t call me up and invite me.

Dooly:
Watch ...]

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Fri, 23 Jan 2009 05:54:00 GMT
Blockbuster Inc. knows the days of the movie rental store are numbered, as video downloads over the Internet slowly start to replace DVDs. But knowing which way the wind is blowing doesn't mean you can sail it. Blockbuster's first box for playing ...

Movie Quotation: Half Baked

Fri, 06 Apr 2007 11:18:00 +0000
Kenny:
You guys gotta get me out of here! There’s this guy Nasty Nate who wants my cocktail fruit, and everyone here likes fresh fish! Then The Squirrel Master came out of left field and told me I’m his bitch!

Thurgood Jenkins:
I be from Jamaica, mon. Lord have mercy.

Samson Simpson:
What part of Jamaica?

Thurgood Jenkins:
Right near da beach. ...]

Daily Movie Quotes

2009-01-22T18:36:00.000-08:00

Today's Movie Quotes:

Movie: Once Upon a Time in Mexico(2003)

Cab Driver:
Look out there, its a fucking coup d'Ètat.

Agent Sands:
I can't see, fuck-mook. I have no eyes.

Movie: The Dark Corner(1946)

Hardy Cathcart:
The enjoyment of art is the only remaining ecstasy that is neither immoral nor illegal.

Movie: Making of 'Jackass: The Movie' (TV)(2002)

[laying down underneath a huge hunk of metal for the filming of the after-credits scene]

Johnny Knoxville:
I'm not dead, I'm just acting.

Movie: The Jackal(1997)

[the Jackal shoots and blows Lamont's arm off]

The Jackal:
I told you it was off!

Movie: Mad Max(1979)

Roop:
That scag and his floozie, they're gonna die!

Movie: AFI's 100 Years... 100 Heroes & Villains (TV)(2003)

Harrison Ford:
Whoever decided that Indiana Jones should wear a felt hat and a leather jacket in the jungles should have been shot.

Movie: One Hour Photo(2002)

Will Yorkin:
How - How do you think we pay for all this?

Nina Yorkin:
I'm just asking you. What do you think...

Will Yorkin:
there's a money fairy that comes and slips an envelope under my pillow every month?

Nina Yorkin:
What are you even talkin' about?

Will Yorkin:
Well - Well, how - All of this stuff... the new Mercedes, the matching washer and dryer... the fucking Jil Sander blouse you have on now - how? I love you, Nina. I do... but if you continually want our life to look like something out of a magazine, I'm sorry. I've gotta work to make that happen.

Nina Yorkin:
Do you even believe what you're saying, huh? This is not about things, Will... and it's not about money. You're neglectful. Do you understand that?

Will Yorkin:
What?

Nina Yorkin:
You are an emotionally neglectful husband... and you're an emotionally neglectful father. Got it now?

Will Yorkin:
That's just fuckin' great. Neglectful?

Nina Yorkin:
You're not here, Will. You're not here. You're never here. I'm going to bed.

Movie: Accattone(1961)

Lady at work:
We've been working since 6 o'clock this morning.

Vittorio "Accattone" Cataldi:
These rotten things can happen.

Movie: Major Dundee(1965)

Samuel Potts:
Bannon was a soldier, Amos. It goes with the pretty girls and the pension.

Movie: Octopussy(1983)

Front Desk Clerk:
I hope you have a pleasant stay.

[Bond eyes a beauty nearby who smiles at him]

Bond:
I'm, ah, sure I will.

Movie: Keeping the Faith(2000)

Father Brian Kilkenney Finn:
I don't doubt myself because of you. I feel like the best version of myself when I'm with you, and that makes me doubt everything else.

Movie: Valentine(2001)

Dorothy Wheeler:
Come on Kate! You've always been the popular one, and Shelley was always the brainy one, and Lily was the fun one, and Paige was the sexy one, and I was the big, fat one! And as far as you're concerned, that's exactly the way that it is. Well, you know what? Screw all of you!

Today's Movie News

Boys Just Wanna Have Fun - Egypt Today

Fri, 23 Jan 2009 00:53:00 GMT
At 3pm, Tyra whines her way through an hour of talk. At 5pm, Rachel Ray blathers on whilst simultaneously cooking dishes that could only charitably be described as food. This, of ...

'G.I. Joe' director denies making Sienna Miller wear rubber breasts - Hollywood Insider

Thu, 22 Jan 2009 23:56:00 GMT
Stephen Sommers ( The Mummy ) tells EW that he did not insist that Sienna Miller's breasts be enhanced for his forthcoming action movie G.I. Joe . A widely circulated news story ...

Great Quotes

2009-01-22T12:02:00.001-08:00

Straight to the Quotes ...

Movie: On Moonlight Bay(1951)

Aunt Martha Robertson:
No man believes in marriage... until a woman traps him into it!

Movie: The Omega Man(1971)

[talking to his own image on a TV screen]

Robert Neville:
Hi, Big Brother, how's your ass?

Movie: Okhota na Piranyu(2006)

[Mazur and Prokhor are fighting savagely]

Prokhor:
You can't kill me. I died when I was eight.

Movie: Oleanna(1994)

[last lines]

John:
Oh, my God.

Carol:
Yes, that's right.

Movie: Quick(1993)

Quick:
What kind of hostage are you anyway?

Latest Movie News

“Haggard: The Movie” Quotation

Thu, 22 Jan 2009 07:49:00 +0000
Officer:
Hellboy?

Ryan Dunn:
Picture a guy named Hellboy… and that’s what he looks like.

Beth:
I think those are the most innovative people I’ve ever seen.

Valo:
Are you kidding me? I think that’s the most asinine sh*t I’ve ever seen apart from that ghetto ass f*ck machine!

Valo:
Valo’s voicemail message] Yeah, I figured it’d be you, that’s why I didn’t answer ...]

AXN Programm News März 2009 - PressePortal.de

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Movie Quotation: Haggard: The Movie

Thu, 22 Jan 2009 15:22:00 +0000
Valo:
You’ve got a f*cking rhinoceros on your chest! What the hell did you do?

Ryan:
I just got a tattoo…

Valo:
It looks ri-Goddamn-diculous!

Valo:
Let me guess: some sort of experiment?

Falcone:
Spearmint? I’d rather Wintergreen. What are you talkin’ about?

Valo:
The TV. It’s sideways.

Falcone:
Why wouldn’t it be sideways? I have to watch it with my neck straight, so I’m comfortable. Otherwise I’d ...]

Edgar Allan Poe feiert 200. Geburtstag - pressetext.ch

Mon, 19 Jan 2009 10:38:00 GMT
Hamburg (pts/19.01.2009/11:40) - Der amerikanische Schriftsteller Edgar Allan Poe wäre am 19. Januar 200 Jahre alt geworden. Sein Name steht für skurrilen Horror und ...

Daily Movie Quotes

2009-01-21T03:29:00.001-08:00

Here are the Movie Quotes ...

Movie: VeggieTales: Lord of the Beans (V)(2005)

Billboy Baggypants:
Today is my twelvety twoth birthday. I'm twice as tall as half of you and half as short as twice of you.

Movie: Backdraft(1991)

Lt. Steven McCaffrey:
You go. We go.

Movie: Uomo puma, L'(1980)

Kobras:
You cannot escape me! You can no longer jump into space! Because you are made of earth! And to earth, you shall return!

Movie: The Karate Kid(1984)

[Bobby is about to face Daniel in the semifinals]

Kreese:
Bobby. I want him out of commission

Bobby:
But Sensei I can beat this guy.

Kreese:
I don't want him beaten.

Bobby:
But I'll be disqualified.

Kreese:
Out of commission.

Movie: The Magnificent Seven(1960)

Chris:
There's no need to apologize. We weren't expecting flowers and speeches.

Movie: Bachelor Party(1984)

She/Tim:
By the way, my name is Tim and I'm always available. I also do engine work on BMW's.

Movie: Madea's Family Reunion(2006)

Ruby:
Take me outside, I want to see my family.

Movie: The Karate Kid(1984)

Daniel:
I can't believe this. I cannot believe this.

Miyagi:
What?

Daniel:
What you just got me into in there.

Miyagi:
Huh?

Daniel:
You said you were going to make things better for me.

Miyagi:
But I did.

Daniel:
How?

Miyagi:
How? Just saved you two months beating.

Daniel:
Oh great now I really have something to look forward to.

Latest Movie News

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Wed, 21 Jan 2009 05:56:00 GMT
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Great Lines from Movies

2009-01-21T03:08:00.001-08:00

Straight to the Lines from Movies ...

Movie: Vacation(1983)

Roy Walley:
Well, somebody better explain, or there'll, uh... there'll be a lot of explaining to do.

Movie: Vampire Savior EX Edition (VG)(1998)

Baby Bonnie "B.B" Hood/Bulleta:
I've lost my way. Seriously!

Movie: The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert(1994)

Tick:
[Tick and Bernadette are discussing what it would be like to have children] What happens if they turn out like Adam?

Bernadette:
You stuff 'em back in and ask for a refund.

Movie: Accattone(1961)

Sabino:
Dear Accattone. You've changed from day to night.

Movie: C'était le 12 du 12 et Chili avait les blues(1994)

Chili:
Dad said heaven was like the police. You need your Grade 10 diploma to get in.

Movie: A Tanú(1969)

Virág Árpád:
Is it possible that I'm a spy?

Pelikán József, gátõr:
Everything's possible.

Movie: Tales from the Hood(1995)

Billy:
You quit because you're a pussy.

Strom:
You're a goddamn pussy.

Movie: Ordinary People(1980)

Conrad "Con" Jarrett:
I made a 74 on a trig quiz.

Beth Jarrett:
Oh really? Gosh I was awful at trig.

Conrad "Con" Jarrett:
Oh. Really? You took trig?

Beth Jarrett:
No... wait a minute... ha, did I take trig? Huh... anyway, I bought you two shirts they're on your bed.

Movie: Madagascar(2005)

Marty the Zebra:
[whispering] It's the man!

Today's Movie News

Noel Clarke Talks Adulthood and Baftas - femalefirst.co.uk

Wed, 21 Jan 2009 10:21:00 GMT
Here at FemaleFirst we have always known that Noel Clarke was a bit of a talented chap with the likes of Kidulthood, which he wrote, and Auf Wiedersehen, Pet and Doctor Who under his belt but it seems that Bafta also recognised this as he finds ...

Sundance welcomes sci-fi - Cincinnati.com

Wed, 21 Jan 2009 10:21:00 GMT
The Sundance Film Festival is boldly going where independent directors rarely travel: into the realm of science fiction. This year's festival at its usual spot in Park City, Utah, includes three movies with sci-fi themes - not a huge percentage ...

Trivia for the Week of Jan. 19 - St. Louis Post-Dispatch

Wed, 21 Jan 2009 09:02:00 GMT
1. Name the actor who played Apollo Creed in "Rocky." 2. Faye Dunaway has won one Oscar and was nominated for two more. Name the three movies involved. 5. Name the former U.S. senator, Treasury secretary and U.S. Supreme Court chief justice who is ...

Daily Movie Quotations

2009-01-20T03:12:00.001-08:00

Give me Movie Quotations now!

Movie: Kalipolis(2004)

The Poet:
Don't go to Times Square!

Movie: Galaxy Quest(1999)

[Fred tries to digitize the pig-lizard with disastrous results]

Jason Nesmith:
What? What was that?

Alexander Dane:
Uh, nothing.

Jason Nesmith:
I heard some squealing or something.

Gwen DeMarco:
Oh, no. Everything's fine.

Teb:
But the animal is inside out.

Jason Nesmith:
I heard that! It turned inside out?

[the pig-lizard explodes]

Teb:
And it exploded.

Jason Nesmith:
Did I just hear that the animal turned inside out, and then is EXPLODED?

Movie: Van Helsing(2004)

[the Dwergi rip a blackened corpse out of the machine's pod and throw it down in front of Velkan]

Count Vladislaus Dracula:
Look familiar?

[Velkan recognizes the crucifix around the corpse's neck]

Velkan:
Father? No!

[charges at Dracula]

Count Vladislaus Dracula:
[stops him easily with a finger] He proved useless. But I'm hoping with Werewolf venom running through your veins, you will be of greater benefit.

Movie: The Magnificent Seven(1960)

[last lines]

Chris:
The old man was right. Only the farmers won. We lost. We always lose.

Movie: Adaptation.(2002)

John Laroche:
Darling, I don't know what's come over you.

Susan Orlean:
You came all over me.

John Laroche:
My goodness.

Movie: Zakka West(2003)

Oliver Mauro:
Solitude can be a good thing. Kind of like Prozac.

Movie: The Magnificent Seven Ride!(1972)

Noah Forbes, Writer:
That's all we're taking?

Marshall Chris Adams:
Yeah.

Noah Forbes, Writer:
Let's get more men.

Marshall Chris Adams:
Seven's always been my lucky number.

Today's Movie News

Tasmanian Devil

Mon, 19 Jan 2009 14:44:27 +0000
Many people have seen Looney Tunes’ Tasmanian Devil. The real animal, however, is a bit different. The animal is quite unique.
Tasmanian Devil
The Looney Tunes Tasmanian Devil is also named Taz. Davil May Hare, a cartoon short released in 1954, was its first appearance. He tries to eat Bugs Bunny but keeps getting embarrassed by the ...]

Quotation from the 1948 Movie “Unfaithfully Yours”

Mon, 19 Jan 2009 15:59:00 +0000
August Henshler:
Too much temperament. Give me the simple viewpoint!

Barbara:
You’ve got it, boy, you don’t have to yearn for it.

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Movie Quotation: Universal Soldier: The Return

Mon, 19 Jan 2009 11:40:00 +0000
S.E.T.H.:
When I was a man I longed to be a machine. Now I’m better than both.

during a training exercise in the swamp, Luc and Maggie look back and see a UniSol waterskiing off the back of their boat]

Maggie:
clearly impressed] He’s good.

Luc Deveraux:
clearly unimpressed] He’s stupid.

Luc cuts the line and the UniSol falls into the river] ...]

“Unfaithfully Yours” Quotation

Mon, 19 Jan 2009 23:05:00 +0000
Alfred:
I give you my solemn word, August: if I don’t regain control of myself in a few minutes, concert or no concert, I’ll take this candelabrum and beat that walnut you use for a head into a nutburger, I believe they’re called!

Alfred:
Have you ever heard of Russian Roulette?

Daphne De Carter:
Why, certainly. I used to play ...]

“Half Baked” Quotation

Thu, 05 Apr 2007 15:07:00 +0000
Kenny:
to horse] Hey, girl! You hungry?

Overweight Woman:
walking by and overhears] f*ck you, nigga!

Kenny:
I’m sorry! I was talking to the horse.

Thurgood Jenkins:
You know I got some weed at work today, if y’all wanna try it out.

Scarface:
Nah, we don’t feel like smokin right now.

Thurgood Jenkins:
Me neither. So y’all wanna smoke?

Scarface:
I’ll get Billy Bong Thornton!

Brian:
No man. No Billy ...]

Today's Quotes

2009-01-20T03:11:00.001-08:00

Straight to the Quotes ...

Movie: Addams Family Values(1993)

Morticia:
I'm just like every modern woman trying to have it all. A loving husband, a family. I only wish I had more time to see out the dark forces and join their hellish crusade.

Movie: The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert(1994)

Bernadette:
That's just what this country needs: a cock in a frock on a rock.

Movie: The Taming of the Shrew(1967)

Katherina:
Asses are made to bear, and so are you!

Petruchio:
Women are made to bear, and so are you!

Movie: Ladder 49(2004)

Lenny Richter:
Why does it always have to be the 12th floor? Why cant they be on the 4th?

Movie: Tashunga(1996)

[last lines]

Hudson Saanteek:
My ancestors taught me you cannot own the land, you can only respect it. This is what I fought for and what I will always believe.

Latest Movie News

13 movies about civil rights - AZCentral.com

Tue, 20 Jan 2009 00:21:00 GMT
"King" (1978): For a good film about the life of Rev. Martin Luther King Jr., you can't beat the miniseries "King," with its rounded portrait of the civil-rights leader and martyr. Paul Winfield really captures both the moral strength and the ...

Excerpts from book to Michelle Obama - International Herald Tribune

Tue, 20 Jan 2009 09:25:00 GMT
Excerpts of messages from black women to Michelle Obama, compiled by scholars in a new book. "I rejoiced not just because America has finally elected the right man who happens to be Black. I rejoiced because I am you, we are one, committed to God ...

Movie Quotation: Universal Soldier: The Return

Mon, 19 Jan 2009 11:40:00 +0000
S.E.T.H.:
When I was a man I longed to be a machine. Now I’m better than both.

during a training exercise in the swamp, Luc and Maggie look back and see a UniSol waterskiing off the back of their boat]

Maggie:
clearly impressed] He’s good.

Luc Deveraux:
clearly unimpressed] He’s stupid.

Luc cuts the line and the UniSol falls into the river] ...]

Tasmanian Devil

Mon, 19 Jan 2009 14:44:27 +0000
Many people have seen Looney Tunes’ Tasmanian Devil. The real animal, however, is a bit different. The animal is quite unique.
Tasmanian Devil
The Looney Tunes Tasmanian Devil is also named Taz. Davil May Hare, a cartoon short released in 1954, was its first appearance. He tries to eat Bugs Bunny but keeps getting embarrassed by the ...]

Great Movie Quotes

2009-01-20T03:10:00.001-08:00

Check out these Movie Quotes:

Movie: Vampires(1998)

Jack Crow:
Let me ask you a question. When you were stabbing that vampire in there?

Father Adam Guiteau:
Yeah?

Jack Crow:
Did you get a little wood?

Father Adam Guiteau:
Mahogany.

Jack Crow:
Excuse me?

Father Adam Guiteau:
Ebony.

Jack Crow:
What?

Father Adam Guiteau:
Teak.

Jack Crow:
Are you possessed by demons?

Father Adam Guiteau:
Major Chubby.

Jack Crow:
Language, Padre, language!

Movie: Abraxas, Guardian of the Universe(1991)

Father:
So what makes you think you can locate my 4-by-4?

Abraxas:
My box has VD, trust me.

Mother:
Your what?

Abraxas:
VD. Vibrational Detection.

Movie: Van Helsing(2004)

Van Helsing:
Next time, stay close, you're no good to me dead.

Movie: Quiz Show(1994)

Dick Goodwin:
And I'll send you a little helpful reminder. You'll notice it because it'll look very much like a subpoena.

Movie: Quills(2000)

Coulmier:
There are certain things... feelings... we must not voice.

Madeleine:
Why?

Coulmier:
They incite us to act on what we should not... cannot.

Movie: The Order(2001)

New York Detective:
Is says here she tried to kill you at an - exercise class?

Alex Bernier:
She tried to kill me at an exorCISM.

Latest Movie News

13 movies about civil rights - AZCentral.com

Tue, 20 Jan 2009 00:21:00 GMT
"King" (1978): For a good film about the life of Rev. Martin Luther King Jr., you can't beat the miniseries "King," with its rounded portrait of the civil-rights leader and martyr. Paul Winfield really captures both the moral strength and the ...

Movie Quotation: The Adventures of Baron Munchausen

Tue, 20 Jan 2009 03:41:00 +0000
Baron Munchausen:
You do believe me, don’t you?

Sally:
I’m doing my best.

King of the Moon:
I’m sorry. You must refer to me by my complete title: King of Everything. Rei di Tutto - but you may call me Ray.

Baron Munchausen:
The Sultan is going to cut off my head.

Adolphus:
puzzled] And?

Baron Munchausen:
“And?”!

King of the Moon:
No, let me go! I’ve got ...]

India's animation sector moves up value chain - Zd Net Asia.com

Tue, 20 Jan 2009 05:36:00 GMT
INDIA--The animated films market is growing at a fast rate in India, where in the last one year alone, nearly 85 such shows were announced. 2008 saw the box office release of several animated movies in the country, such as Roadside Romeo ...

Thousands serve on Martin Luther King Jr. Day - San Francisco Gate

Tue, 20 Jan 2009 10:01:00 GMT
Tuesday, January 20, 2009 (01-19) 19:36 PST -- Volunteers were out in force Monday, across the Bay Area and around the nation, to mark Martin Luther King Jr. Day as a "day of service," propelled by a call from President-elect Barack Obama to honor ...

Latest greatest Movie Quotations

2009-01-20T02:37:00.001-08:00

Here are the Movie Quotations ...

Movie: Out of Sight(1998)

Maurice "Snoopy" Miller:
[realizing his gun is empty, as Foley points one at him] You don't have an extra clip I can use, do you?

Jack Foley:
No, I don't.

Maurice "Snoopy" Miller:
You ain't never shot a gun before, have you?

Jack Foley:
Not until recently, no.

Maurice "Snoopy" Miller:
You nervous?

Jack Foley:
A little, yeah.

Maurice "Snoopy" Miller:
You know, in a situation like this, there's a high potentiality for the common motherfucker to bitch out.

Jack Foley:
So I figure, why take a chance?

[pulls the trigger]

Movie: Easy Virtue(1928)

[last lines]

Larita Filton:
[to news photographers] Shoot! There's nothing left to kill.

Movie: Keeping the Faith(2000)

Father Brian Kilkenney Finn:
Whoah! Are you seriously telling me that unless you find a nice Jewish girl and settle down in the next six months they're not going to give you this job?

Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram:
I'm seriously telling you there has not been a bachelor head rabbi of B'Nei Ezra since the beginning of the synagogue.

Movie: Hairspray(1988)

Tracy Turnblad:
I wish every day were Negro Day.

Seaweed:
At our house it is.

Movie: Haggard: The Movie(2003)

Dooly:
Bro, why weren't you at the rager last night?

Valo:
What rager? Maybe 'cause you didn't call me up and invite me.

Dooly:
Watch your mouth, sweetheart.

Movie: X-Men(2000)

Logan:
There's someone here.

Cyclops:
Where?

Logan:
I don't know. Keep your eye open.

Movie: The Odd Couple: Together Again (TV)(1993)

[Felix is upset that his daughter's fiance has been twice divorced.]

Felix:
The man's been divorced twice, Oscar.

Oscar:
Be careful, Felix. A lot of people have been divorced. Jeannie was divorced, you're divorced.

Felix:
That's different.

Oscar:
I'm divorced.

Felix:
Well, I wouldn't want my daughter to marry you either.

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TheStar.com | Entertainment | Hot Box: TV worth talking about - Toronto Star

Tue, 20 Jan 2009 09:18:00 GMT
New Stargate Opens: Justin Louis, David Blue, Brian J. Smith and Jamil Walker Smith are set to co-star opposite Robert Carlyle on Sci Fi Channel's new series Stargate Universe . The show follows a group of soldiers, scientists and civilians left to ...

'The Unborn' - OhmyNews

Tue, 20 Jan 2009 06:04:00 GMT
The world is filled with an abundance of teenybopper horror flicks, complete with cheap special effects and B-movie acting. " The Unborn ," the latest scary movie let-down directed and written by David S. Goyer, seems to go beyond the boundaries of ...

Tasmanian Devil

Mon, 19 Jan 2009 14:44:27 +0000
Many people have seen Looney Tunes’ Tasmanian Devil. The real animal, however, is a bit different. The animal is quite unique.
Tasmanian Devil
The Looney Tunes Tasmanian Devil is also named Taz. Davil May Hare, a cartoon short released in 1954, was its first appearance. He tries to eat Bugs Bunny but keeps getting embarrassed by the ...]

Latest Lines from Movies

2009-01-20T02:36:00.001-08:00

Check out these Lines from Movies:

Movie: Uptown Girls(2003)

Ray:
When you work for me, you leave when I say you can leave!

Molly Gunn:
For you information, I do no work for you. I am employed by you mother.

Ray:
Oh yeah? Take a look around. Do you see her anywhere? News flash: you're not gonna. Unless you make an appointment with her assisstant or hang around her bedroom door at 3 o'clock in the morning. So in the meantime... you're working for me.

Movie: Xenosaga Episode I: Chikara he no ishi (VG)(2002)

Hammer:
Heeeey, it's a girl... She might me cute, you know. Heh, heh...

Captain Matthews:
Heh, heh my ass, you sicko. Who the hell cares how she looks? She's dead.

Tony:
Exactly. Besides, she's facing the other way. It's a shame we can't meet face to face...

Movie: The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad(1949)

[Ichabod is riding through Sleepy Hollow late at night, in the area the Headless Horseman is known to prowl]

Ichabod Crane:
[whistling nervously]

Toads:
Ichabod! Ichabod! Ichabod!

[reapeatedly]

Toads:
[Ichabod becomes terrified with the noise of the crickets, toad, & owls. When he thinks he hears galloping hooves behind him, he panics & tries to get his horse to run, but his horse is resting on a gravestone. Ichabod soon finds it's nothing more than reeds thumping against a hollow log. He & his horse start laughing at the seeming absurdity of their terror]

The Headless Horseman:
[evil laugh] YAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Ichabod & his horse look up in horror to see the Headless Horseman in the graveyard, his horse reared up & wielding a sword]

The Headless Horseman:
[evil laugh] YAH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Ichabod & his horse flee with the Headless Horseman chasing madly after them]

Movie: On the Waterfront(1954)

Terry:
You know you're not too funny today, fat man.

Movie: Take the Money and Run(1969)

Narrator:
Food on a chain gang is scarce and not very nourishing. The men get one hot meal a day: a bowl of steam.

Movie: The Tall T(1957)

Pat Brennan:
Did you love him?

Doretta Mims:
I married him.

Pat Brennan:
That's not what I asked.

Doretta Mims:
Yes! Yes, I did.

Pat Brennan:
Mrs. Mims, you're a liar. You didn't love him, and never for one minute thought he loved you. That's true, isn't it?

Doretta Mims:
Do you know what it's like to be alone in a camp full of roughneck miners, and a father who holds a quiet hatred for you because you're not the son he's always wanted? Yes, I married Willard Mims because I couldn't stand being alone anymore. I know all the time he didn't love me, but I didn't care. I thought I'd make him love me... by the time that he asked me to marry him, I'd told myself inside for so long that I believed it was me he cared for and not the money.

Latest Movie News

Turning It Down Before It Turns On You - Daily Californian

Tue, 20 Jan 2009 08:42:00 GMT
So you want to know how to live cheap in Berkeley? Well too bad, I'm not a living-cheap-in-Berkeley expert. I can, however, try and get some common sense points across. You know, the kind of advice you'll find in those fake pop-psychology sites that ...

Tasmanian Devil

Mon, 19 Jan 2009 14:44:27 +0000
Many people have seen Looney Tunes’ Tasmanian Devil. The real animal, however, is a bit different. The animal is quite unique.
Tasmanian Devil
The Looney Tunes Tasmanian Devil is also named Taz. Davil May Hare, a cartoon short released in 1954, was its first appearance. He tries to eat Bugs Bunny but keeps getting embarrassed by the ...]

“Half Baked” Quotation

Thu, 05 Apr 2007 15:07:00 +0000
Kenny:
to horse] Hey, girl! You hungry?

Overweight Woman:
walking by and overhears] f*ck you, nigga!

Kenny:
I’m sorry! I was talking to the horse.

Thurgood Jenkins:
You know I got some weed at work today, if y’all wanna try it out.

Scarface:
Nah, we don’t feel like smokin right now.

Thurgood Jenkins:
Me neither. So y’all wanna smoke?

Scarface:
I’ll get Billy Bong Thornton!

Brian:
No man. No Billy ...]

Latest Movie Quotes

2009-01-19T19:38:00.001-08:00

Movie Quotes:

Movie: Wadd: The Life and Times of John C. Holmes(1998)

Al Goldstein:
[Talking of Holmes] To think he walked amog us with that massive tool. Like a dinosaur with that thump thump thump! But it was not his feet hitting the floor. It was his dick hitting the floor. It was his BALLS hitting the floor!

Movie: Make Way for Tomorrow(1937)

Pa:
Two old-fashioneds, for two old-fashioned people.

Movie: Orientation: A Scientology Information Film(1996)

LRH Communicator:
Ron gave the copyrights of all his writings to a special church of Scientology, to guarantee that the materials of Dianetics and Scientology would never be exploited by any one individual, but are available for the benefit of all.

Movie: Major Payne(1995)

[Major Payne after noticing the big biker]

Major Payne:
Fe-Fi-Fo-Fum. What beanstalk you fall from?

Movie: The Upside of Anger(2005)

Denny Davies:
I dial your number ten times a day and hang up.

Movie: Old Yeller(1957)

Travis Coates:
Papa, you ain't forgetting the horse.

Jim Coates:
What horse?

Travis Coates:
Now Papa, you know I've been aching all over for a good horse to ride. I've told you time and again.

Jim Coates:
What you're needing more than a horse is a good dog.

Travis Coates:
Yes sir, but what I'm wanting most is a horse.

Jim Coates:
Alright, you act a man's part and I'll bring you a man's horse.

Today's Movie News

Dark indie film market sees faint light at Sundance - Reuters

Mon, 19 Jan 2009 23:16:00 GMT
PARK CITY, Utah, Jan 19 (Reuters) - After a dismal 2008, the forecast for independent films appears somewhat brighter as a glut of movies works its way through art house theaters, executives said on Monday at the Sundance Film Festival. But good ...

Dark indie film market sees faint light at Sundance - Reuters

Mon, 19 Jan 2009 23:16:00 GMT
PARK CITY, Utah, Jan 19 (Reuters) - After a dismal 2008, the forecast for independent films appears somewhat brighter as a glut of movies works its way through art house theaters, executives said on Monday at the Sundance Film Festival. But good ...

Town Seeks To Records Drinkers To Avoid Brawls - KIRO-TV

Mon, 19 Jan 2009 18:16:00 GMT
BISMARCK, N.D. -- Authorities in a small North Dakota coal mining town want bar owners to install surveillance systems after a rash of brawls that some people liken to those seen in John Wayne's Western movies. Bar owners say the cameras would ...

Great Movie Quotations

2009-01-19T12:59:00.001-08:00

Check out these Movie Quotations:

Movie: ".hack//SIGN"(2002)

Tsukasa:
Adults, so selfish.

Movie: The Old Fashioned Way(1934)

The Great McGonigle:
[In character in "The Drunkard," the play-within-a play] It ain't a fit night out for man or beast!

Movie: Kangaroo Jack(2003)

Louis:
Don't worry, Charlie. We'll get the money back, all right? He can't go far.

Charlie:
It's a continent, Louis. He can go *very* far.

Louis:
I know it's a continent. I read the book.

Charlie:
Did you happen to read the chapter on not putting your jacket on a wild animal?

Louis:
No, but I did read the chapter on how an aborigine can kill a white man with a twig. Do you want to see that one?

Movie: Ocean's Twelve(2004)

Linus Caldwell:
So we do a Lookie-Loo... it's actually a Lookie-Loo with a Bundle of Joy!

Basher Tarr:
A Lookie-Loo... with Tess... and a Bundle of Joy?

Linus Caldwell:
Yeah!

Basher Tarr:
You've gone right out of your tree, my son.

[looking at Turk]

Basher Tarr:
He's mad. It's madness.

Turk Malloy:
Yeah, it's crazy. It's Italian television crazy, and, we're still one short.

Linus Caldwell:
No no, but think about it. She can get near the egg, during daylight hours, with at least half the system down! Well that's a trifecta!

Basher Tarr:
You might be right. Make the call.

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Movie Quotation: Half Baked

Thu, 05 Apr 2007 19:39:00 +0000
Enhancement Smoker:
You ever see the back of a twenty dollar bill… on weed? Oh, there’s some crazy sh*t, man. There’s a dude in the bushes. Has he got a gun? I dunno! RED TEAM GO, RED TEAM GO.

Thurgood Jenkins:
You have smoked yourself retarded.

Scarface:
Yo I’m Cuban, B!

Samson Simpson:
Yes, Cuban B.

Samson Simpson:
I’m going to kill your little ...]

Quotation from the Movie “Backwoods Bunny”

Sun, 18 Jan 2009 23:17:00 +0000
Elvis Buzzard:
I did it, Pappy! I done plugged the rabbit critter!

Pappy Buzzard:
Elvis, y’all didn’t plug no rabbit critter. Y’all plugged your pappy. Now what’d ya do that *for*?

Elvis Buzzard:
*Four*?

Shoots again, hitting Pappy]

Pappy Buzzard:
Now, Elvis ya gone too far!

Get’s shot again]

Pappy Buzzard:
I said *FAR*, not *FOUR*!

Get’s shot again]

Pappy Buzzard:
Okay, Elvis, just wait ’til I get my ...]

“Half Baked” Quotation

Thu, 05 Apr 2007 15:07:00 +0000
Kenny:
to horse] Hey, girl! You hungry?

Overweight Woman:
walking by and overhears] f*ck you, nigga!

Kenny:
I’m sorry! I was talking to the horse.

Thurgood Jenkins:
You know I got some weed at work today, if y’all wanna try it out.

Scarface:
Nah, we don’t feel like smokin right now.

Thurgood Jenkins:
Me neither. So y’all wanna smoke?

Scarface:
I’ll get Billy Bong Thornton!

Brian:
No man. No Billy ...]

Daily Movie Quotations

2009-01-19T01:41:00.001-08:00

Here are the Movie Quotations ...

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Long-lived Mighty Wurlitzer is star of Paramount's Silent Movie ... - Seattle Times

Mon, 19 Jan 2009 08:57:00 GMT
The Paramount's Mighty Wurlitzer organ — the last silent-movie organ still in its original Northwest home — is being restored by the Puget Sound Theatre Organ Society. You can hear it in action in the Paramount's Silent Movie Mondays series ...

Pucker Up. Netflix is Searching for the Best, Most Inspired Kissers in ... - Consumer Electronics Net

Mon, 19 Jan 2009 08:36:00 GMT
NEW YORK , Jan. 19 /PRNewswire/ -- Inspired by Valentine's Day , the most romantic day of the year, Netflix, Inc. (Nasdaq: NFLX) is inviting America to make video recreations of the most memorable movie kisses of all time and earn the chance to ...

YouTube dabbling in downloadable videos - Techradar.com

Mon, 19 Jan 2009 08:43:00 GMT
YouTube appears to have taken a step into video downloads – with the weekend seeing a few high-profile clips made available to the community. As Ars Technica reports , a video on Barack Obama's ChangeDotGov channel contains a small download link ...

Pucker Up. Netflix is Searching for the Best, Most Inspired Kissers in ... - Consumer Electronics Net

Mon, 19 Jan 2009 08:36:00 GMT
NEW YORK , Jan. 19 /PRNewswire/ -- Inspired by Valentine's Day , the most romantic day of the year, Netflix, Inc. (Nasdaq: NFLX) is inviting America to make video recreations of the most memorable movie kisses of all time and earn the chance to ...

Great Movie Quotations

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Movie Quotations:

Movie: Tankman Begins (TV)(2005)

The 'Real' Batman:
Who'd ya think was Batman, Superman?

Movie: The Usual Suspects(1995)

McManus:
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7. Oswald was a fag.

Movie: The Talented Mr. Ripley(1999)

Dickie Greenleaf:
How could it take an hour to find an ambulance?

Marge Sherwood:
She was already dead, darling.

Dickie Greenleaf:
I don't know why people say this country is civilised. It isn't. It's fucking primitive!

Movie: The Daffy Doc(1938)

Dr. Quack:
[preparing to operate] I must have it quiet!

Daffy Duck:
[reading signs aloud as he holds them up] SHHH! Shut yo' mouf! Zol zayn sha! Silence is FOO! Hoo-HOO!

Movie: An Affair to Remember(1957)

Nickie Ferrante:
I'll just take my ego for a walk.

Movie: The Odd Couple(1968)

Oscar Madison:
Don't threaten me with jail, Blanche, because it's not a threat. With my expenses and my alimony, a prisoner takes home more pay than I do.

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Mobile phone giants dial up entertainment in growth bid: analysts - Kerala Next

Mon, 19 Jan 2009 06:27:00 GMT
SINGAPORE - Mobile phone giants are going beyond their traditional role as handset makers by offering entertainment and lifestyle content to help grow revenues amid tough ...

Bob Parker calls on Govt to stop boy racers - Stuff

Thu, 15 Jan 2009 23:57:00 GMT
Christchurch mayor Bob Parker is calling for the Government to tell the city how to deal with the problem of boy racers. His challenge comes shortly after a German television show ...

Russell Crowe 'too fat for love scenes with Sienna Miller, actress ... - New Zealand Herald Blogs

Mon, 12 Jan 2009 00:37:00 GMT
GOSSIP: Hollywood diva Russell Crowe has allegedly been throwing his weight around as pre-production of Robin Hood movie, Nottingham , gears up - demanding script rewrites, a new ...

Opening doors to music movies - Salt Lake Tribune

Sun, 18 Jan 2009 17:12:00 GMT
Films centered around music are nothing new for the Sundance and Slamdance Film Festivals, but this year many of the films have themes of both the struggles between and the ...

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Straight to the Quotes ...

Movie: Tarzan II (V)(2005)

Uto:
Mama, I broke my pillow. Again.

Movie: Unbreakable(2000)

David Dunn:
[talking to Elijah on phone] I've never been sick, I've never been injured... what do I do now?

Elijah Price:
Go to a place where people are... you won't have to wait very long.

Movie: Magnum Force(1973)

Harry Callahan:
You know those guys?

Early Smith:
They came through the Academy after me. They stick together like flypaper, you know? Everybody thought they were queer for each other.

Harry Callahan:
Tell you something. If the rest of you could shoot like them, I wouldn't care if the whole damn department was queer.

Movie: Aberdeen(2000)

Kairo 'Kaisa' Heller:
Fine, call security. Fucking Bitch, d'ya know that?

[puts middle finger up at her]

Airline Stewardess:
Is that supposed to be a threat?

Kairo 'Kaisa' Heller:
Err, no, no. It’s an index finger you dimwit, but that

[shows a fist]

Kairo 'Kaisa' Heller:
... that's a fist. But not for hitting... for fist-fucking tight arsed pussies like your good self!

Movie: Keeping the Faith(2000)

Father Brian Kilkenney Finn:
I'm Irish! This is milk to me baby! Milk!

Today's Movie News

Sundance: Two movies and a mood swing - Hollywood Insider

Sun, 18 Jan 2009 21:23:00 GMT
I never did get to watch Cold Souls yesterday. Sundance is like that: You make plans to see Movie X and Movie Y, and you wind up at Movie P and Movie Q, and the digression proves unexpectedly worthwhile. In the case of my back-to-back screenings of ...

“The Taking of Beverly Hills” Quotation

Sun, 18 Jan 2009 07:14:00 +0000
Boomer Hayes:
Benitez has crashed his tank into a swimming pool] Touchdown, asshole!

Benitez:
It’s only half-time, my friend. Half-time!

Robert Masterson:
Signing a song from the ‘Christmas Carol’ musical] Thank you very much! Thank you very much! It’s the nicest thing anyone’s ever done for me!

Boomer Hayes:
That’s enough of this sh*t! I’m not playing defense anymore!

Ed Kelvin:
On why he ...]

Jackass Star Held Over 'Grenade' - Ananova

Sun, 18 Jan 2009 22:27:00 GMT
TV prankster Johnny Knoxville has been detained for allegedly bringing a fake grenade into an airport. Security screeners at Los Angeles International Airport detected the grenade in the Jackass star's hand luggage. It was investigated by a bomb ...

Sundance: Two movies and a mood swing - Hollywood Insider

Sun, 18 Jan 2009 21:23:00 GMT
I never did get to watch Cold Souls yesterday. Sundance is like that: You make plans to see Movie X and Movie Y, and you wind up at Movie P and Movie Q, and the digression proves unexpectedly worthwhile. In the case of my back-to-back screenings of ...

Movie Quotation: Vampire in Brooklyn

Sun, 18 Jan 2009 19:29:00 +0000
Anthony:
after his boss shoots Maximilian] Hey, he’s no fun, he fell right over.

Maximillian:
after being shot] Interesting. I’ve been stabbed, and I’ve been hanged, and I’ve been burned. Even broken on the rack once, but I’ve never been shot before. Kind of itches a little!

Policeman with dog:
You people are ought to stay back! Killer here loves ...]

Latest Movie Quotes

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Straight to the Movie Quotes ...

Movie: Ocean's Eleven(1960)

'Curly' Steffens:
You're not gonna make yourself popular, knocking Danny.

Spyros Acebos:
Who's knocking him? I love him. I respect talent. All I'm asking is he should me a little.

'Curly' Steffens:
Too tough. Don' ask.

Movie: One Night with You(2006)

Eddie:
You mean that obese bully?

Jake Tarlow:
Bluto's not obese. He's just a barrel chested guy. He's sexy, suave, he's like a man. Not like Popeye. I mean Bluto was romance, singing to the chick. He's like Cary Grant compared to Popeye.

Movie: Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers(1995)

Kara:
Beth, who's that guy that lives across the hall from you?

Beth:
Why? You interested?

Kara:
No. He's always staring out of his window. Last night I caught him watching me.

Beth:
Oh, that must be Tommy. On a weirdness scale from one to ten, he rates about a thirteen. Supposedly some scary shit happened to him when he was a kid. Messed up his head really bad. He's harmless though. Probably just lonely...

Tim Strode:
...or horny. Something you haven't felt in a while.

Movie: Quest for Glory IV: Shadows of Darkness (VG)(1994)

Ad Avis:
How nice of you to come! I'm afraid I accidently signed a wrong name to your note!

Movie: Once Upon a Time in America(1984)

Noodles:
You really are crazy, Max.

Max:
[pulls out a gun and hits Noodles over the head with the butt, repeatedly] Don't you *ever*, *ever* say that!

Movie: The Object of My Affection(1998)

Nina:
I want to look at you and not feel so hurt by you.

Movie: Daredevil(2003)

Fisk:
You know, I've learned one thing in all my years in this business.

Matt Murdock:
What's that?

Fisk:
Nobody's innocent. Nobody.

Movie: Halo 2 (VG)(2004)

Marine:
He's cute for a cyborg.

Movie: Once Upon a Time in Mexico(2003)

Carolina:
What's wrong?

El Mariachi:
[sees soldiers approaching] Everything.

Movie: Nacho Libre(2006)

Esqueleto:
How did you get up here so fast?

Candidia:
Shh, shh, shhhh... secret tunnels

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Showing entries for Category: Movies - San Francisco Examiner

Sat, 17 Jan 2009 10:26:00 GMT
If you ask somebody to name a classic movie set in San Francisco , chances are pretty good that he will say “Bullitt” . Note I wrote “he” since we are talking about a testosterone-driven crime thriller starring the King of Cool, the late ...

Taking A Look At Christmas Movies Worth Watching

Fri, 16 Jan 2009 06:37:07 +0000
White Christmas
It just wouldn’t feel like the Christmas season without TBS running “A Christmas Story” 24/7 leading up to the big day. The Bumpkiss hounds are running through the house eating roast turkey, Ralphy is wishing for his Red Rider BB Gun, the leg lamp is shining in the window and a blanket of white ...]

“Ace Ventura: Pet Detective” Quotation

Fri, 16 Jan 2009 07:37:00 +0000
Ace Ventura:
This is double-paned sound-proof glass. There is no way that neighbor could’ve heard Roger Podacter scream on the way down with that door shut. The scream she heard came from inside the apartment before he was thrown over the balcony and the murderer closed the door before he left. Yes. Yes. Oh, yeah. Can ...]

Quotation from the Movie “The Magnetic Monster”

Sat, 17 Jan 2009 07:40:00 +0000
Howard Denker:
It’s hungry! It has to be fed constantly - or it will reach out its magnetic arm and grab at anything within its reach and kill it. It’s monstrous, Stewart, monstrous. It grows bigger and bigger!

"THE MAGNETIC MONSTER ...]

Daily Quotes

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Give me Quotes now!

Movie: D.E.B.S.(2003)

Max:
It's a trap.

Amy:
Whatever.

Movie: Makaitoshi Shinjuku (V)(1988)

Mephisto:
Remember this, Pandora's box released chaos. The gods saw the dispair her actions caused so they released one last item with the others so mankind could bear to go on, the gift of hope. 'Til next time.

Movie: C.R.A.Z.Y.(2005)

Raymond Beaulieu:
[to Zac, in the car] I don't smoke or drink or swear anymore. Fuck! I left my bag of weed at the pub.

Movie: Under Siege(1992)

[Jordan refuses to hide in the closet despite the risks]

Jordan Tate:
I hate being alone.

Casey Ryback:
Do you hate being dead?

Movie: Adaptation.(2002)

Marty:
See her? I fucked her up the ass.

Movie: Octopussy(1983)

Q:
[being kissed by Octopussy's girls after knocking out a bandit] Cut it out! We don't have time for that! Later perhaps.

Movie: Unstable(2005)

Anthony:
But Jim, I think you did it ok? I think you fucking did it!

Jim:
I know you think I did it. And if I were in your shoes, I would too. I'm just asking you to trust me.

Movie: Making of 'Jackass: The Movie' (TV)(2002)

[laying down underneath a huge hunk of metal for the filming of the after-credits scene]

Johnny Knoxville:
I'm not dead, I'm just acting.

Movie: Zero Effect(1998)

Daryl Zero:
Gregory Stark is the son of a fat man.

Movie: Halo 2 (VG)(2004)

Grunt:
[Door opens to many enemies] Arbiter go first, ha ha.

Movie: Office Space(1991)

Lawrence:
[as Peter leaves to confess to Lumbergh about stealing money, knowing he may go to prison] Peter... watch out for your cornhole, bud.

Movie: The Karate Kid(1984)

Daniel:
What's the matter? The truth hurt?

Ali Mills:
So you really think that's it?

Daniel:
I know it is.

Ali Mills:
Yeah well, you're wrong.

Daniel:
Oh, you bet I'm wrong.

Ali Mills:
You know Daniel, I didn't go out with you because of a car or where you live.

Daniel:
Okay, since we're on the subject, why did you?

[silence]

Daniel:
Huh? Why did you?

Ali Mills:
I thought maybe you and me we're different.

Daniel:
Oh yeah, I'm from Reseda, you're from the hills, that's how we're different.

Ali Mills:
Oh, shut up.

Daniel:
Admit that you just can't handle the situation the way it is.

Ali Mills:
You know I can handle it fine. But you can't.

[exits]

Susan:
What makes you so sensitive? She's never been anything but nice to you.

Daniel:
Yeah she even used to me to make what's-his-name jealous.

Susan:
She doesn't even like what's-his-name!

Daniel:
Yeah I couldn't really tell, by the way their faces we're stuck together at that country club.

Susan:
Oh, that's right. You didn't stick around for the um... exciting conclusion.

Daniel:
Oh what was that? His hand on her ass?

Susan:
Her right hook, you think she sprained her wrists doing her nails?

Daniel:
She hit him?

Susan:
An understatement.

Daniel:
I don't get it, why didn't she say something?

Susan:
She shouldn't have to? Should she?

[walks away]

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“Ace Ventura: Pet Detective” Quotation

Thu, 15 Jan 2009 19:06:00 +0000
mimicking Sean Connery]

Ace Ventura:
Lovely party. Pity I wasn’t invited.

Ace Ventura just got his car started]

Ace Ventura:
It’s ALIVE. IT’S ALIVE.

Man:
aggressively] What do you want?

Ace Ventura:
HDS, sir, and how are you this afternoon? All righty, then. I have a package for you.

Man:
Sounds broken.

Ace Ventura:
Most likely, sir. I’ll bet it was something nice, though.

Ace Ventura:
Obsess much?

Ventura knocks on ...]

New American Idol Season Is Exciting

Thu, 15 Jan 2009 14:07:51 +0000
Okay, so I’m probably the one of the few people who don’t really get into American Idol. I remember when it first started and I was so surprised by the show thinking that it would be a flop. By season 2 I realized I was completely wrong. Every year the show seems to get bigger, ...]

“Ace Ventura: Pet Detective” Quotation

Thu, 15 Jan 2009 19:06:00 +0000
mimicking Sean Connery]

Ace Ventura:
Lovely party. Pity I wasn’t invited.

Ace Ventura just got his car started]

Ace Ventura:
It’s ALIVE. IT’S ALIVE.

Man:
aggressively] What do you want?

Ace Ventura:
HDS, sir, and how are you this afternoon? All righty, then. I have a package for you.

Man:
Sounds broken.

Ace Ventura:
Most likely, sir. I’ll bet it was something nice, though.

Ace Ventura:
Obsess much?

Ventura knocks on ...]

Today's Movie Quotations

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Straight to the Movie Quotations ...

Movie: Major Dundee(1965)

Capt. Benjamin Tyreen:
[the command comes across a troop of French cavalry] Congratulations, Major. It seems like you've found yourself a real war after all.

Movie: UHF(1989)

George Newman:
I need a drink.

Bob:
You don't drink.

George Newman:
Yeah, but I've been meaning to start.

Movie: Madonna: Truth or Dare(1991)

Madonna:
[after learning Toronto police will arrest her if she simulates masturbation on-stage] Last time I was on tour, Sean was in jail. I guess it's my turn.

Movie: H-E Double Hockey Sticks (TV)(1999)

Griffelkin:
Hey window washer guy... I flip you!

Movie: Labyrinth(1986)

Left Door Knocker:
It's very rude to stare!

Sarah:
Oh, I'm sorry, I was wondering which door to choose.

Right Door Knocker:
[Muffled] It's no good asking him, he's as...

Left Door Knocker:
Don't talk with your mouth full!

Right Door Knocker:
I'm not talking with my mouth full!

Sarah:
Wait a second, I can't understand what you're saying

Sarah:
[she pulls the ring out of the Right Door Knocker's mouth]

Right Door Knocker:
Ahh... ooh, ooh, it is so good to get that thing out my mouth

Sarah:
What were you saying?

Right Door Knocker:
I said, 'It's no good talking to him, he's as deaf as a pole'

Left Door Knocker:
Mamble, mamble, mamble! You'e a wonderful conversational companion!

Right Door Knocker:
You can talk, all you do is moan!

Left Door Knocker:
No good!

[Sniffs]

Left Door Knocker:
Can't hear you!

Sarah:
Which door do I choose?

Left Door Knocker:
WHAT?

Right Door Knocker:
We wouldn't know, we're just the knockers!

[laughs loudly]

Movie: Once Upon a Time in Mexico(2003)

[first lines]

Agent Sands:
I never heard of him.

Belini:
Who?

Agent Sands:
The man you recommended.

Belini:
The guitar fighter?

Movie: Old School(2003)

Beanie:
Mitch is a laywer , buddy. He'll find a way out for us.

Movie: The Magdalene Sisters(2002)

Bernadette:
Please, Sister, Katie's dead.

Sister:
May she rest in peace.

[to Rose]

Sister:
Remember this beating, girl.

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Movie Quotation: Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

Fri, 16 Jan 2009 11:04:00 +0000
Ace Ventura:
WOW., Ray Finkle’s house, I can’t wait to meet him

Mr. Finkle:
Ray ain’t coming home

Ace Ventura:
But your wife said you expect him home any minute

Mr. Finkle:
She expects him home any minute, see the engine’s running but there’s nobody behind the wheel. Eight years ago our son escaped from Shady Acres Mental Hospital in Tampa, and ...]

“Ace Ventura: Pet Detective” Quotation

Thu, 15 Jan 2009 11:20:00 +0000
Ace Ventura:
If I’m not back in five minutes… just wait longer.

Ace Ventura:
No problem, it gets flooded, we’ll just wait a few seconds.

suddenly the dog thief appears and smashes the back windshield with a baseball bat]

Ace Ventura:
Or we could try it now.

Ace Ventura:
I’m looking for Ray Finkle.

a shotgun cocks and is pointed at his head]

Ace Ventura:
…and ...]

“Ace Ventura: Pet Detective” Quotation

Thu, 15 Jan 2009 19:06:00 +0000
mimicking Sean Connery]

Ace Ventura:
Lovely party. Pity I wasn’t invited.

Ace Ventura just got his car started]

Ace Ventura:
It’s ALIVE. IT’S ALIVE.

Man:
aggressively] What do you want?

Ace Ventura:
HDS, sir, and how are you this afternoon? All righty, then. I have a package for you.

Man:
Sounds broken.

Ace Ventura:
Most likely, sir. I’ll bet it was something nice, though.

Ace Ventura:
Obsess much?

Ventura knocks on ...]

Lines from Movies for Today

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Here are the Lines from Movies ...

Movie: Bad Boys(1983)

Mick O'Brien:
I killed your little brother, but he's dead because you didn't stick up for him.

Movie: Under Fire(1983)

Woman in refugee camp:
[looking at picture of dead Alex Grazier on TV] Did you know the man who was killed?

Claire:
[she nods 'yes']

Woman in refugee camp:
Fifty thousand Nicaraguans have died and now a Yankee. Perhaps now America will be outraged at what has happened here.

Claire:
Perhaps they will.

Woman in refugee camp:
Maybe we should have killed an American journalist fifty years ago.

Movie: A Tanú(1969)

Virág Árpád:
Is it possible that I'm a spy?

Pelikán József, gátõr:
Everything's possible.

Movie: Zathura: A Space Adventure(2005)

Danny:
[when a tiny meteor shatters the urn above their fireplace] Grandma!

Movie: Back to the Future Part II(1989)

Marty McFly:
Are you two related?

Biff Tannen:
[knocking on Marty's head] Hello? Hello? Anybody home? What do you think? Griff just called me Grandpa for his health?

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Home movies - Arkansas Online

Fri, 16 Jan 2009 09:01:00 GMT
Brick Lane (PG-13, 102 minutes) Earnest and pretty, Brick Lane attempts to condense an expansive and controversial novel into a brisk film with uneven but sometimes beautiful results. Young Nazneen (Tannishtha Chatterjee) arrives in 1980s London from ...

Jones is not done achieving - Boston Globe

Fri, 16 Jan 2009 08:32:00 GMT
HOLLYWOOD - James Earl Jones may be tempted, but he's been warned by his wife not to make fun of the lifetime achievement award he'll be receiving from the Screen Actors Guild during its 15th annual award ceremony on Jan. 25. After all, he says, he ...

Great Movie Quotations

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Check out these Movie Quotations:

Movie: October Sky(1999)

Roy Lee:
What's an auk?

O'Dell:
It's a bird that don't fly.

Roy Lee:
You mean like a parakeet?

Movie: The Karate Kid(1984)

Daniel:
Wouldn't a fly swatter be easier?

Miyagi:
Man who catch fly with chopstick accomplish anything.

Daniel:
Ever catch one?

Miyagi:
Not yet.

Movie: Office Space(1991)

[Peter, Michael and Samir are trying to figure out how to launder money]

Peter Gibbons:
I can't believe what a bunch of nerds we are. We're looking up "money laundering" in a dictionary.

Movie: Halloween H20: 20 Years Later(1998)

Sarah:
Okay Charlie, no sex kinks till I've eaten.

Movie: The Odd Couple II(1998)

Sheriff:
Okay, now explain to me one more time how the rental car caught fire and exploded.

Oscar Madison:
He called me a shithead and punched the car, it went rolling down a cliff.

Sheriff:
Why did you punch the car?

Felix Ungar:
Because the shithead threw the directions out the window and left my suitcase at the rental car agency.

Sheriff:
Why did you throw the directions out the window?

Oscar Madison:
Because they caught fire from my cigar ashes and were burning on my crotch!

Felix Ungar:
The first time he's been hot down there for years.

Oscar Madison:
I just wanted you to know what it felt like down there...

Sheriff:
OK, boys, settle down. You two don't get along too well, do you?

Oscar Madison:
Oh, that's not true. There was a period of 17 years that was wonderful. Then unfortunately we saw each other again.

Movie: Keeping the Faith(2000)

Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram:
Whoa! Listen to what you're saying. You're telling me that I was supposed to be sensitive to the possibility that a Catholic priest might have a crush on my secret girlfriend?

Movie: Our Little Girl(1935)

Molly Middleton:
You were almost late, Daddy.

Dr. Donald Middleton:
Almost never won first prize. Say, where do you want us to sit?

Molly Middleton:
Oh, as if you didn't know.

Dr. Donald Middleton:
No, honestly, I've forgotten.

Molly Middleton:
You've forgotten where we sit when we picnic at Heaven's Gate? Oh, Daddy! Have you forgotten, too, Mommy? Do I have to tell you?

Elsa Middleton:
Afraid so.

Molly Middleton:
Right over there, where we always sit every May and September.

Movie: Back to the Future(1985)

Dr. Emmett Brown:
[reads the "Save the Clock Tower" flyer and reacts with hope] This is it! This is the answer. It says here... that a bolt of lightning is going to strike the clock tower at precisely 10:04pm, next Saturday night! If we can somehow... *harness* this lightning... *channel* it... into the flux capacitor... it just might work. Next Saturday night, we're sending you back to the future!

Movie: Babe: Pig in the City(1998)

The Pitbull:
[during jelly bean distribution to the hungry animals] Thank the pig.

Latest Movie News

“Ace Ventura: Pet Detective” Quotation

Fri, 16 Jan 2009 07:37:00 +0000
Ace Ventura:
This is double-paned sound-proof glass. There is no way that neighbor could’ve heard Roger Podacter scream on the way down with that door shut. The scream she heard came from inside the apartment before he was thrown over the balcony and the murderer closed the door before he left. Yes. Yes. Oh, yeah. Can ...]

Sundance Opens With Hope For Indie Film - KPNews.com

Fri, 16 Jan 2009 10:27:00 GMT
PARK CITY, Utah (Reuters) - The 25th Sundance Film Festival opened on Thursday with founder Robert Redford sounding an optimistic note for cinematic art and an artful movie challenging audiences to laugh through the pain of an imperfect world. The ...

Coming to Theaters, A Taiwanese Hit and (Maybe) A New Ratings System - Wall Street Journal

Fri, 16 Jan 2009 08:47:00 GMT
Taiwanese actor Van Fan and Japanese actress Chie Tanaka promoting “Cape No. 7″ in Taipei in December. (Photo by AFP/Getty Images) The Taiwanese blockbuster “Cape No.7″ looks to hit theaters in the mainland, and just in time for Valentine’s ...

'My Bloody Valentine 3D' is absurdly violent, brutally funny - Detroit Free Press

Fri, 16 Jan 2009 08:18:00 GMT
The late 1970s and early 1980s were golden years for modern horror films. The idea behind movies like "Chopping Mall" or "The House on Sorority Row" was to entertain the audience with over-the top acts of violence. "My Bloody Valentine 3D" returns to ...

Movies: Un conte de Noel * * * * - Independent

Fri, 16 Jan 2009 08:39:00 GMT
Though quintessentially French in many ways, Arnaud Desplechin’s Un Conte de Noël has more than a touch of Wes Anderson’s Royal Tenenbaums about it. That film borrowed heavily from JD Salinger and his brilliant but deeply flawed Glass family ...

More Quotations

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Straight to the Quotations ...

Movie: Bachelor Party(1984)

Rick Gassko:
Attention, passengers, we are now leaving Nun Central and are beginning our journey to Hell and beyond. The captain has turned off the "no smoking" sign, and you may now move about the cabin freely.

[Kids start screaming, reading Playboy, and gambling]

Rick Gassko:
Thank you for being Catholic, and for choosing the Saint Gabriel's School Bus.

Movie: Accattone(1961)

Sabino:
Dear Accattone. You've changed from day to night.

Movie: Madea's Family Reunion(2006)

Ruby:
Take me outside, I want to see my family.

Movie: VeggieTales: Lord of the Beans (V)(2005)

Billboy Baggypants:
Today is my twelvety twoth birthday. I'm twice as tall as half of you and half as short as twice of you.

Movie: Vanity Fair(2004)

Becky Sharp:
I'll manage.

Rawdon Crawley:
Won't you just. There never was a woman that could manage like you, Becky Sharp.

Movie: Adaptation.(2002)

John Laroche:
Look, I'll tell you a story, all right? I once feel deeply, profoundly in love with tropical fish. Had 60 goddamn fish tanks in my house. I skin dived to find just the right ones. Then one day I say fuck fish. I renounce fish. I vow never to set foot in that ocean again. That's how much fuck fish.

Movie: L.I.E.(2001)

Howie's friend:
Howie, if you do stuff with guys, that's gay stuff. If you do stuff with girls, that's straight stuff.

Movie: The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert(1994)

Bernadette:
Believe me, Bob, these days gentlemen are an endangered species. Unlike bloody drag queens who just keep breeding like rabbits.

Movie: Quiz Show(1994)

Mark Van Doren:
What these books have conclusively proven is that the diffence between men and women is exactly 38 pages.

Man 1:
Can I quote you, Mark?

Mark Van Doren:
Not before I quote me.

Dorothy Van Doren:
His own quotes are his greatest pleasure.

Man 2:
Did you hear the market dropped 30 points today. There's a rumor Eisenhower died.

Dorothy Van Doren:
How could they tell?

Mark Van Doren:
Oh, please. Don't get Dorothy started on politics. There'll be a raid.

Today's Movie News

Movie Quotation: Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

Thu, 15 Jan 2009 15:17:00 +0000
Ace Ventura:
has been trying to figure out a connection between Lt. Lois Einhorn and football player Ray Finkle, when he sees his dog’s fur overlapping Finkle’s hair in a photo] What the… That’s it! Einhorn is Finkle! Finkle is Einhorn! Einhorn is a man!

Ace remembers how Einhorn kissed him and the pieces fall into place]

Ace ...]

Taking A Look At Christmas Movies Worth Watching

Fri, 16 Jan 2009 06:37:07 +0000
White Christmas
It just wouldn’t feel like the Christmas season without TBS running “A Christmas Story” 24/7 leading up to the big day. The Bumpkiss hounds are running through the house eating roast turkey, Ralphy is wishing for his Red Rider BB Gun, the leg lamp is shining in the window and a blanket of white ...]

The Best of 2008/09 With Ben Lyons - femalefirst.co.uk

Fri, 16 Jan 2009 10:05:00 GMT
The last time I spoke with E! Entertainments resident film critic Ben Lyons was back in April of last year just before blockbuster fever swept through cinemas. So after expressing excitement for the release of Ironman, The Dark Knight and comedy ...

Latest Movie Quotations

2009-01-16T01:20:00.001-08:00

Check out these Movie Quotations:

Movie: Galerians: Ash (VG)(2002)

[Rion attempts to attack Ash, but it had no effect]

Ash:
Finding it tough? Rion, your attacks are having absolutely no effect on me. And do you know why? 'Cause you're full of useless garbage!

Rion Steiner:
Useless garbage?

Ash:
Someday you'll understand.

Movie: Back to the Future... The Ride(1991)

Biff Tannen:
[after tripping a scientist] Have a nice trip, see you next WINTER!

Movie: Ma vie en rose(1997)

Hanna Fabre:
Ludo, have I ever broken a promise?

Ludovic Fabre:
No.

Hanna Fabre:
All right. Then sit still. Ludo, don't you want to be like your brothers and your father?

Ludovic Fabre:
No.

Hanna Fabre:
I like long hair. And people who know what they want.

Movie: Oliver the Eighth(1934)

Stanley:
[reading newspaper] Listen to this... wealthy young widow with large fortune seeks male companionship... object matrimony.

Oliver:
It's probably some old crab with a face that would stop a clock!

Stanley:
Well, I'd marry her.

Oliver:
You would!

Stanley:
No, listen... I'd take some of the money, and I'd have her face lifted. Then we could settle down, congenial, and we would have to scrape chins any more... wouldn't have to work hard any more.

Oliver:
Tell me that again.

Stanley:
Well, I could take some of the money... and I'd have her skinned... and she'd be able to look at a clock without having to work hard any more... and we could settle down and scrape each other's chin... and congenial... if I didn't have to work hard anymore.

Oliver:
I know exactly what you mean.

Movie: Daltry Calhoun(2005)

Daltry Calhoun:
Get HIGH on grass! The LEGAL kind!

Movie: The One(2001)

Roedecker:
You have killed 123 people, I'd say that is a *very* bad thing you did, Yulaw. You don't know what would happen if you kill this one. His death could affect the whole system, but I guess that doesn't matter to...

Yulaw:
I know, everything must be balanced. Blah-blah-blah-blah, the party line. What do you think would happen?

Roedecker:
Some people think you'd explode. Some people think you'd implode.

Yulaw:
You're missing one.

Roedecker:
Some people think you'd become some sort of god?

Yulaw:
Yes, that's the one.

Latest Movie News

Movie Quotation: East Is East

Wed, 04 Apr 2007 19:11:00 +0000
In the hospital following Sajid’s circumcision]

George Khan:
Tickle-Tackle all gone?

Doctor:
Puzzled] Circumcision was absolutely fine.

George Khan:
You Indian?

Ella Khan:
whispering] George.

George Khan:
to Ella] Bastard Indian.

Ella Khan:
Sorry about him Mr. Shah. He’s just been circumcised.

Auntie Annie:
Our Peter knows how far he can go before I knock him to Kingdom Come. And that’s just my husband Mrs. Shah.

Mr. Shah:
to George] You’re ...]

Top 10 Dog Movies - Time

Thu, 15 Jan 2009 22:09:00 GMT
In honor of the latest hound flick to grace the holiday silver screen — Marley & Me , based on the bestselling memoir by John Grogan, opens Christmas Day — TIME takes a look back at film history's most memorable dog adventures This season's ...

Movie Quotation: Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

Thu, 15 Jan 2009 15:17:00 +0000
Ace Ventura:
has been trying to figure out a connection between Lt. Lois Einhorn and football player Ray Finkle, when he sees his dog’s fur overlapping Finkle’s hair in a photo] What the… That’s it! Einhorn is Finkle! Finkle is Einhorn! Einhorn is a man!

Ace remembers how Einhorn kissed him and the pieces fall into place]

Ace ...]

“Ace Ventura: Pet Detective” Quotation

Fri, 16 Jan 2009 07:37:00 +0000
Ace Ventura:
This is double-paned sound-proof glass. There is no way that neighbor could’ve heard Roger Podacter scream on the way down with that door shut. The scream she heard came from inside the apartment before he was thrown over the balcony and the murderer closed the door before he left. Yes. Yes. Oh, yeah. Can ...]

Movie Quotations Update

2009-01-15T19:04:00.001-08:00

Here are the Movie Quotations ...

Movie: VeggieTales: Dave and the Giant Pickle (V)(1996)

Goliath:
Am I a dog, that you come at me with sticks?

Dave:
I don't exactly know whatcha mean. But you are not a dog, you are a really big guy that wants to beat me up, and I come at you not with sticks, but in the name of the God of Israel, who this day will help me defeat you!

Goliath:
We will see who defeats who. Now we fight.

Movie: Back to the Future Part II(1989)

[after Marty pushes Griff]

Griff Tannen:
Wow! Since when did you become the physical type.

Movie: Octopussy(1983)

Magda:
I guess this is good night.

James Bond:
I could come in for a nightcap.

[Gobinda puts a hand in front of Magda's door]

James Bond:
Some other time perhaps.

James Bond:
[Gobinda walks Bond back to his room] I don't suppose you'd care for a nightcap?

Movie: Zandalee(1991)

Johnny:
People die and people die , everybody dies... leave him.

Movie: Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls(1995)

Ace:
[parking] Like a glove!

Movie: The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert(1994)

Bernadette:
Oh, you must be fucking joking.

Movie: Uniforms(2004)

Bass:
Word booty guys, I'm back.

Latest Movie News

Sundance zooms on as recession hits host city - Bismarck Tribune

Thu, 15 Jan 2009 23:57:00 GMT
PARK CITY, Utah - The good news for the Sundance Film Festival is people still are snapping up movie tickets despite the sour economy. The bad news for the festival's ski-resort setting _ and possibly for filmmakers selling movies _ is that the ...

Movies for Children - San Francisco Examiner

Thu, 15 Jan 2009 21:41:00 GMT
This year marks the 25 th anniversary of the oldest and largest Family Film Festival in the United States. The USA Film Festival recognizes that film is the most easily accessible art form and is a great teaching tool. With a mission to enhance ...

More Quotes

2009-01-15T18:36:00.001-08:00

Check out these Quotes:

Movie: Dark Star(1974)

Lt. Doolittle:
The bomb must have gone off inside the ship

Talby:
The ship blew up? What?

Lt. Doolittle:
Funny, I thought I had the damned thing convinced.

Movie: Nacho Libre(2006)

Esqueleto:
How did you get up here so fast?

Candidia:
Shh, shh, shhhh... secret tunnels

Movie: Original Sin(2001)

Louis:
Have you no conscience at all? I mean...

Julia:
Yes of course I do. But you see, I don't let it get the best of me. It's just something that happened. It had to be done. And when something has to be done, you do it, right? So here's to us, a short life, but an exciting one.

Movie: Labyrinth(1986)

Hoggle:
OH! uh... nothin'.

Jareth:
[in disguise] Nothing? NOTHING? NOTHING, tra la la?

Movie: Daddy Day Care(2003)

Mrs. Gwyneth Harridan:
Rock for Daddy Day Care... Do you know what this means?

Jenny:
A... chance to prove ourselves in a little healthy competition?

Mrs. Gwyneth Harridan:
No, you bubble-headed idiot. It's a deathwish.

Movie: Only Angels Have Wings(1939)

Sparks:
He was quoting Shakespeare, "Henry the 4th" I think, he said. "We owe God a death, if we pay it today, then we don't owe it tomorrow".

Bat Kilgallen:
He's no fool.

Movie: Abominable(2006)

Clerk:
Another Darwin Award comin' up.

Latest Movie News

Movie Quotation: East Is East

Wed, 04 Apr 2007 15:10:00 +0000
George Khan:
…when I come this country, I have no luggage. Today what I got?

Meenah Khan:
You got a chip shop. dad.

George Khan:
Right. Own bloody business, see.

Ella Khan:
They filmed “The Dambusters” here.

Meenah Khan:
Mam, you say that EVERYTIME we come to Bradford.

Ella Khan:
Well they bloody did.

Mr. Moorhouse:
See. You let one of ‘em in, and the whole f*ckin’ tribe ...]

Redford's excited over fade out on Bush years - Yahoo News

Thu, 15 Jan 2009 23:57:00 GMT
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Quotes Update

2009-01-15T12:52:00.001-08:00

Today's Quotes:

Movie: Kelly's Heroes(1970)

[the lone obstacle to the sought-after gold is a solitary tank guarding the bank]

Crapgame:
Try making a DEAL!

Big Joe:
What kind of DEAL?

Crapgame:
A DEAL, deal! Maybe he's a Republican. You know, "Business is business."

Movie: Dark Passage(1947)

Cabby:
Nice looking suit you're wearing.

Vincent Parry:
Thanks, and I don't feel chatty.

Cabby:
Some fares like to talk.

Vincent Parry:
Well I don't.

Cabby:
You always that way?

Vincent Parry:
Yep. That's why I don't have many friends.

Movie: Hackers(1995)

Agent Richard Gill:
I think we got something.

[Hands over a sheaf of papers]

The Plague:
Ugh. Hard copy.

Movie: The Omen(1976)

Father Brennan:
DRINK HIS BLOOD!

Movie: Our Lips Are Sealed(2000)

Pete:
So, uh, what brings you to Australia?

Maddie:
Well, I uh, my parents inherited the inn.

Pete:
Really? From who?

Maddie:
Oh, some dead guy.

Pete:
Some dead guy?

Movie: Othello(1965)

Othello:
[to the Senate] Most, potent, grave and reverend Seigniors; My very noble and approved good masters, That I have ta'en away this old man's daughter, It is most true; true I have married her. The very head and front of my offending Hath this extent, no more.

Movie: One Hundred and One Dalmatians(1961)

Lucky:
I'm tired, and I'm hungry. And my tail's froze. And my nose is froze. And my ears are froze. And my toes are froze.

Movie: Out of Sight(1998)

Maurice "Snoopy" Miller:
It was worse than you thought it would be, wasn't it? Yeah, you with the bad boys now, baby.

Movie: Dangerous Liaisons(1988)

Vicomte de Valmont:
I often wonder how you manage to invent yourself.

Movie: The Magnificent Seven(1960)

Lee:
I found them.

Today's Movie News

“Ace Ventura: Pet Detective” Quotation

Thu, 15 Jan 2009 11:20:00 +0000
Ace Ventura:
If I’m not back in five minutes… just wait longer.

Ace Ventura:
No problem, it gets flooded, we’ll just wait a few seconds.

suddenly the dog thief appears and smashes the back windshield with a baseball bat]

Ace Ventura:
Or we could try it now.

Ace Ventura:
I’m looking for Ray Finkle.

a shotgun cocks and is pointed at his head]

Ace Ventura:
…and ...]

“Ace Ventura: Pet Detective” Quotation

Thu, 15 Jan 2009 07:05:00 +0000
Lois Einhorn:
after she finishes wrestling with Ace, to the surrounding police officers] Shoot him! Shoot him!

Emilio:
offscreen] Hold your fire!

walks in with Melissa, gun to his head]

Emilio:
Don’t shoot!

Melissa:
Put your guns down or this cop gets it. I mean it!

cocks revolver]

Emilio:
She’s not joking!

Lois Einhorn:
ignoring them] He kidnapped Snowflake! He killed Roger Podator and was going to kill ...]

Column: Hip to be trendy: 3-D movies return - U-Wire.com

Thu, 15 Jan 2009 14:10:00 GMT
Much ado has been made about the recent resurgence of 3-D movies, a term that is, in fact, a misnomer. Movies never have and never will occupy three dimensions, try as they might. Live theater has somehow managed to tackle this problem since its ...

The Oscars have a secret ... but does anyone care? - New York Daily News

Thu, 15 Jan 2009 18:42:00 GMT
Academy Award statuettes. Don't even try to find out which stars will be presenting the awards at this year's Oscar ceremony – it's top secret information until the show airs. But will this strategy hatched by the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and ...

“Ace Ventura: Pet Detective” Quotation

Thu, 15 Jan 2009 11:20:00 +0000
Ace Ventura:
If I’m not back in five minutes… just wait longer.

Ace Ventura:
No problem, it gets flooded, we’ll just wait a few seconds.

suddenly the dog thief appears and smashes the back windshield with a baseball bat]

Ace Ventura:
Or we could try it now.

Ace Ventura:
I’m looking for Ray Finkle.

a shotgun cocks and is pointed at his head]

Ace Ventura:
…and ...]

Latest greatest Quotes

2009-01-14T03:42:00.001-08:00

Here are the Quotes ...

Movie: Tarzan Finds a Son!(1939)

Jane:
[looking at the crib Tarzan built] Tarzan, how clever!

[to the baby]

Jane:
Now say, Thank you Father. Thank you Father.

Tarzan:
Tarzan!

Movie: The Karate Kid, Part III(1989)

Daniel Larusso:
Why don't you just take off.

Dennis:
[shoves Daniel hard] You take off!

Movie: Affliction(1997)

Wade Whitehouse:
It's not funny now. I'm a cop and I gotta listen to all the complaints people make. I'm not a kid anymore. You change.

Jill:
I bet you did lots of bad things.

Wade Whitehouse:
What are you talking about?

Jill:
I just think you used to be bad.

Wade Whitehouse:
No. I didn't used to be bad. No sir. Where do you get this stuff? From your mother?

Jill:
No. She doesn't talk about you anymore.

Movie: Adventures of Don Juan(1948)

Count D'Orsini:
[finding Don Juan with his fiancee] You'll not get away so easily, senor. You're caught!

Don Juan:
[sardonically] The story of my life!

Movie: Making of 'Jackass: The Movie' (TV)(2002)

Chris Pontius:
I hated the Pacific Northwest, man. It rains all the time, people don't like to work there. No one wants to live in misery all the time. And then you go there, you go into a bar, and everyone hates you because you're on TV. That's why Kurt Cobain killed himself, because everyone was player-hating on him. If I lived in the Pacific Northwest, I would have killed myself years ago.

Movie: Mako: The Jaws of Death(1976)

Karen:
[Sonny suggests she swim with sharks like he does] You're not playing with a full deck!

Sonny Stein:
Look, I'm not crazy if that's what you mean.

Movie: Magnolia(1999)

Earl Partridge:
I loved her so. And she knew what I did. She knew all the fucking stupid things I'd done. But the love... was stronger than anything you can think of. The goddamn regret. The goddamn regret! Oh, and I'll die. Now I'll die, and I'll tell you what... the biggest regret of my life... I let my love go. What did I do? I'm sixty-five years old. And I'm ashamed. A million years ago... the fucking regret and guilt, these things, don't ever let anyone ever say to you you shouldn't regret anything. Don't do that. Don't! You regret what you fucking want! Use that. Use that. Use that regret for anything, any way you want. You can use it, OK? Oh, God. This is a long way to go with no punch. A little moral story, I say... Love. Love. Love. This fucking life... oh, it's so fucking hard. So long. Life ain't short, it's long. It's long, goddamn it. Goddamn. What did I do? What did I do? What did I do? What did I do? Phil. Phil, help me. What did I do?

Latest Movie News

“East Is East” Quotation

Wed, 04 Apr 2007 07:42:00 +0000
Priest:
God Bless.

George Khan:
Allah go with you.

Abdul and Tariq approach a local nightclub]

Bouncer:
All right, Tony, how ya goin’ mate?

Tariq Khan:
All right, Bazza?

Bouncer:
Yeah, good to see ya. All right, in ya go.

Tariq Khan:
Nice, mate.

Bouncer:
to Abdul] Where do you think you’re going, smiler?

Tariq Khan:
This is our kid, erm…

Abdul Khan:
Arthur, me name’s Arthur.

Auntie Annie:
They’ll do anything for you Mrs/ ...]

Who is the Top Gear Stig?

Wed, 14 Jan 2009 03:29:35 +0000
The cover on the BBC's Stig's identity has been blown. It is reported that the Stig is a married man with three kids and apparently drives a boring car. This is just the latest rumor in a strong of apparent revelations about the identity of the shadowy character who is only ever seen on the ...]

Daily Movie Quotes

2009-01-13T03:14:00.001-08:00

Here are the Movie Quotes ...

Movie: Jackass Number Two(2006)

Dimitry Elyashkevich:
[Johnny Knoxville is ready to be launced on the rocket] 5... 4... 3... 2... 1!

Bam Margera:
Later!

[Presses the launch button]

Movie: Accattone(1961)

Maddalena:
You don't know him, he's capable of anything. Everything as long as he's alright. Even killing. You must arrest him. He's not fit to live.

Movie: The Adventures of Huck Finn(1993)

Huck Finn:
I'm sorry Jim... I didn't want this to happen.

Jim:
You're still my best and only friend.

Movie: The Eagle Has Landed(1976)

Liam Devlin:
The only time this plan makes any sense to me is when I'm drunk.

Movie: Tales of Symphonia (VG)(2003)

Colette Brunel:
[Occasionally at the end of a battle, if these three are in the party] Wow, Kratos, you're amazing!

Genis Sage:
That *was* seriously impressive.

Kratos Aurion:
[a little embarrassed] It was nothing... Let's move on!

Colette Brunel:
[simultaneously with Genis] Soo cool!

Genis Sage:
[simultaneously with Colette] Soo cool!

Latest Movie News

“Halo 2″ Quotation

Tue, 13 Jan 2009 03:17:00 +0000
Grunt:
Need… to… change… backpack.

Marine:
Dear Sarge, having a lovely time kicking ass in outer space - wish you were here!

Sgt. Johnson:
over intercom] I heard that, Jackass!

Marine:
shooting an Elite on the ground] That’s for my little brother!

Sgt. Johnson:
if the Master Chief dies] Ha ha very funny Chief!

pause]

Sgt. Johnson:
Uh Oh

Grunt:
Arbiter you hunt, I’ll kill!

...]

Sepinwall on TV: 'The Beast' review - Newark Star-Ledger

Tue, 13 Jan 2009 10:30:00 GMT
You hear that Patrick Swayze has stage 4 pancreatic cancer, and you wonder why on earth he would want to subject himself to the long hours and grueling workload of starring in a one-hour TV drama series that films in Chicago. He could be resting, or ...

“Halo 2″ Quotation

Tue, 13 Jan 2009 11:08:00 +0000
Sergeant Johnson:
killing an Elite] Looks like your big freaky mouth bit off more than it could chew!

Grunt:
If hungry, eat jackal.

Elite:
Wort wort wort!

Sgt. Johnson:
Don’t they teach you kids to SWEAR in basic anymore?

Sgt. Johnson:
Please… don’t shake the light bulb!

Punk Rock ...]

“Halo 2″ Quotation

Tue, 13 Jan 2009 03:17:00 +0000
Grunt:
Need… to… change… backpack.

Marine:
Dear Sarge, having a lovely time kicking ass in outer space - wish you were here!

Sgt. Johnson:
over intercom] I heard that, Jackass!

Marine:
shooting an Elite on the ground] That’s for my little brother!

Sgt. Johnson:
if the Master Chief dies] Ha ha very funny Chief!

pause]

Sgt. Johnson:
Uh Oh

Grunt:
Arbiter you hunt, I’ll kill!

...]

Daily Movie Quotations

2009-01-12T18:47:00.001-08:00

Give me Movie Quotations now!

Movie: The Omega Man(1971)

Robert Neville:
[Talking to moldy corpse in car dealership] How much for a trade-in on my Ford? Oh, really? Thanks a lot, you cheating bastard...

Movie: X2(2003)

[Deathstrike extends her claws]

Wolverine:
Holy shit.

Movie: Urusei Yatsura 3: Rimenbâ mai rabu(1985)

Lum:
Who would want to put Darling through such a terrible ordeal?

Sakura:
The answer to that is...

[Suspenseful music begins]

Sakura:
The same someone who invoked the curse. And that is... someone even we don't know!

Movie: Out for Justice(1991)

Detective Gino Felino NYPD:
Anybody seen Richie? Anybody know why Richie did Bobby Lupo?

Movie: Dangerous Curves(2000)

John Burnside:
My stomach felt like a lobster pot... and I was the lobster.

Movie: Van Wilder(2002)

[after tasting Jager]

Kid:
This tastes like shit! You got any scotch?

Movie: Back to the Future(1985)

Dr. Emmett Brown:
You'll have to forgive the crudeness of this model, I didn't have time to paint it or build it to scale.

Movie: Ultimate Avengers (V)(2006)

Tony Stark:
Let's start with your name.

Black Widow:
Not here. In private.

Tony Stark:
Is this private enough?

Black Widow:
Natalia... Romanoff.

Tony Stark:
As in the Black Widow?

Nick Fury:
I prefer to call her my Number One.

Movie: Galaxy Quest(1999)

Gwen DeMarco:
Whoever wrote this episode should DIE.

Today's Movie News

“Halo 2″ Quotation

Sun, 11 Jan 2009 23:21:00 +0000
Marine Sergeant:
Get the hell out of my armory, split lip!

Brute:
Firing at the player, but you evade and stay alive] Curses, you tremendous bastard!

Cortana:
I’m sorry, were you trying to kill something?

Sergeant Johnson:
if you give him a weaker weapon] I thought we were friends!

Grunt:
walking to a dead enemy] This waste of ammo, but me no care.

fires several ...]

Access Hollywood - Celebrity News, Photos & Videos - Access Hollywood

Mon, 12 Jan 2009 23:39:00 GMT
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Critics Consensus: Say "I Don't" To Bride Wars - Rottentomatoes.com

Wed, 07 Jan 2009 23:59:00 GMT
This week at the movies, we've got a bridal battle ( Bride Wars , starring Anne Hathaway and Kate Hudson ); a cranky car enthusiast ( Gran Torino , directed by and starring Clint Eastwood ); mystic monsters ( The Unborn , starring Odette Yustman and ...

Ledger's Golden Globe will go to daughter - ABS-CBN

Tue, 13 Jan 2009 01:12:00 GMT
LOS ANGELES - Heath Ledger's posthumous Golden Globe for his performance in Batman blockbuster "The Dark Knight" will be given to his daughter, People magazine reported Monday. Ledger's mother, Sally Bell, said in an interview on the magazine's ...

Movie Quotations for Today

2009-01-12T17:03:00.001-08:00

Here are the Movie Quotations ...

Movie: Madagascar(2005)

Marty the Zebra:
I'm ten years old. My life is half over and I don't even know if I'm black with white stripes or white with black stripes!

Movie: Tarzan(1999)

Jane Porter:
And there were gorillas.

Professor Porter, Clayton:
Gorillas?

Clayton:
You found the gorillas? Where, Jane? Where?

Jane Porter:
He left with them.

Professor Porter:
Who did? Who?

Jane Porter:
Tarzan.

Clayton:
Tarzan?

Jane Porter:
The ape man.

Movie: Orgazmo(1997)

[a nude mariachi band is playing at Maxxx Orbison's party]

Dave the Lighting Guy:
These guys kind of sound like Depeche Mode!

Movie: L.A. Story(1991)

Harris:
SanDeE*, your... your breasts feel weird.

SanDeE*:
Oh, that's 'cause they're real.

Movie: Tales of Symphonia (VG)(2003)

[after Colette trips again]

Colette Brunel:
I'm sorry, everyone.

Lloyd Irving:
[annoyed] Okay, that's enough. You're not allowed to apologize any more.

Colette Brunel:
Oh... sorry.

Movie: Saddles and Sagebrush(1943)

[Barko and Cutter offer Lucky $100 a month to join Krag Savin's gunmen]

Lucky Randall:
Say that's quite a proposition. Sure, I'll take it!

Ace Barko:
Good. You'll meet us at sundown and we'll head for Pinon City.

Cannonball:
Be right there, Mr. Cutter

Ace Barko:
Barko's the name.

Cannonball:
Barko? Glad to meet you, Mr. Barko.

Henchman Cutter:
Cutter's the name.

Cannonball:
[to Lucky] What did that fella say his name was?

Lucky Randall:
Which one?

Cannonball:
The other one?

Lucky Randall:
Oh, the other one.

[disgustedly]

Lucky Randall:
George!

Movie: Velvet Goldmine(1998)

Mandy:
"You live in terror of not being misunderstood.

Movie: The Kentuckian(1955)

Elias Wakefield:
I'm trying to be a right father to you. I'm trying to think what kind of man you'll grow up to be.

Little Eli Wakefield:
What kind of man are you coming to be? That's the worst of all!

Movie: Halloween(1978)

Dr. Sam Loomis:
[pulling his gun after being startled by a crash] You must think me a very sinister doctor... oh, I have a permit.

Sheriff Leigh Brackett:
Seems to me you're just plain scared.

Dr. Sam Loomis:
Yeah, yeah I am...

Movie: Katamari damacy (VG)(2004)

[repeated line]

King of All Cosmos:
My, Earth really is full of things!

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Movie Quotation: Halo 2

Mon, 12 Jan 2009 03:24:00 +0000
Sergeant Johnson:
shooting him as the Master Chief] Clean your visor, jackass.

Arbiter:
Those that built the rings? What happened to the Forerunners?

343 Guilty Spark:
After exhausting every strategic attempt, my creators fired the rings. They and every sentient life form within three radii of the galatic center died as planned. Would you like to see the relevant data?

Arbiter:
Tartarus, ...]

“Halo 2″ Quotation

Sun, 11 Jan 2009 23:21:00 +0000
Marine Sergeant:
Get the hell out of my armory, split lip!

Brute:
Firing at the player, but you evade and stay alive] Curses, you tremendous bastard!

Cortana:
I’m sorry, were you trying to kill something?

Sergeant Johnson:
if you give him a weaker weapon] I thought we were friends!

Grunt:
walking to a dead enemy] This waste of ammo, but me no care.

fires several ...]

Movie Quotation: Halo 2

Mon, 12 Jan 2009 03:24:00 +0000
Sergeant Johnson:
shooting him as the Master Chief] Clean your visor, jackass.

Arbiter:
Those that built the rings? What happened to the Forerunners?

343 Guilty Spark:
After exhausting every strategic attempt, my creators fired the rings. They and every sentient life form within three radii of the galatic center died as planned. Would you like to see the relevant data?

Arbiter:
Tartarus, ...]

Quotation from the Movie “Baby”

Tue, 03 Apr 2007 19:29:00 +0000
Tommy:
We live for our brothers… without them we’re nothing.

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Movie Quotation: Halo 2

Mon, 12 Jan 2009 03:24:00 +0000
Sergeant Johnson:
shooting him as the Master Chief] Clean your visor, jackass.

Arbiter:
Those that built the rings? What happened to the Forerunners?

343 Guilty Spark:
After exhausting every strategic attempt, my creators fired the rings. They and every sentient life form within three radii of the galatic center died as planned. Would you like to see the relevant data?

Arbiter:
Tartarus, ...]

Latest Lines from Movies

2009-01-12T10:19:00.001-08:00

Straight to the Lines from Movies ...

Movie: Baby Geniuses(1999)

Sly:
They've got Whit.

Dan:
Who's got Whit? Wait, you're Whit.

Movie: U.S. Marshals(1998)

[after Gerard puts John Royce in handcuffs]

John Royce:
Is this guy crazy?

Cosmo Renfro:
No, but he's a carrier.

Movie: Haggard: The Movie(2003)

[Glauren and Hellboy are having sex; Valo and Falcone are eavesdropping]

Glauren:
Teenagers were meant to fuck.

Valo:
Did she just say "teenagers were meant to fuck"?

Movie: XX/XY(2002)

Coles:
I'm surprised that you're so upset by this situation.

Sam:
What is this situation?

Coles:
This!

Sam:
There is no situation except for you being a complete asshole.

Movie: Zathura: A Space Adventure(2005)

Walter:
[reads card] Meteorites. Take erasive action.

Danny:
What does that mean?

Walter:
I don't know, it just says "Meteorites. Take eras-

[meteorite shoots through card]

Movie: The Adventurers(1970)

Sue Ann Daley:
Oh, I'd like to buy

Sergei Nikovitch:
Buy what, Miss Daley?

Sue Ann Daley:
Everything

Sergei Nikovitch:
Everything in the Collection?

Sue Ann Daley:
Everything in the Collection

Sergei Nikovitch:
Well thank you, Im honored... and rich

Movie: V for Vendetta(2005)

Lewis Prothero:
[shouting into phone] England prevails because *I* say it does!

Movie: The Odd Angry Shot(1979)

Harry:
Fuckin' rain.

Rogers:
What'd ya say, Harry?

Harry:
I said you can set your watch by this fuckin' rain!

Movie: The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl 3-D(2005)

Lavagirl:
When you dreamt up these giant cookies, who did you expect to be able to eat them?

Max:
I really didn't think about it.

Lavagirl:
'Cause if you dream giant cookies, something has to be created to *consume* giant cookies.

[cookie giants appear from behind mountains]

Sharkboy:
Cookie giants!

Movie: Old School(2003)

Beanie:
You're the lady, Marissa. High five.

Movie: Baby It's You(1983)

Albert 'Sheik' Capadilupo:
When we were in high school...

Jill Rosen:
[shouts] We're not in high school any more.

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Monday Fix: Catch and release, The Movies, "Blue Eyed" and Doogie - Maine Sunday Telegram

Mon, 12 Jan 2009 14:49:00 GMT
- A sad day Sunday when The Movies on Exchange had its final showings. The art house cinema has been around longer than I've been alive, but decided to hang things up last month. Technically speaking they'll be living on in another capacity, moving ...

Movies Winslet scoops two Golden Globes in Brit sweep 12/01 07:48 CET - Euro News

Mon, 12 Jan 2009 14:56:00 GMT
British actress Kate Winslet has won Best Actress and Best Supporting Actress at the Golden Globe awards. She was voted Best Actress for “Revolutionary Road”, which saw her reunited with her Titantic co star Leonardo Di Caprio. She then took the ...

Kevin James is returning to CBS, sort of - Tvsquad.com

Mon, 12 Jan 2009 17:05:00 GMT
The King of Queens is not returning to CBS. However, Kevin James is. He's performing in a series of interstitials on Monday night in an effort to promote his soon-to-be-released movie Paul Blart: Mall Cop . Will this launch James to movie stardom? I ...

The view: Why movies can't learn from The Wire - Guardian Unlimited

Mon, 12 Jan 2009 17:27:00 GMT
Tony Soprano is dead, or forever eating onion rings; Jimmy McNulty and Lester Freamon have stumbled drunkenly into retirement. And yet the memories of The Sopranos and The Wire live on, gleaming twin citadels in the much talked about (but no less ...

More Quotations

2009-01-12T05:47:00.001-08:00

Straight to the Quotations ...

Movie: X-Men: Next Dimension (VG)(2002)

Magneto:
Humans, you're time has come...

Movie: Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls(1995)

Ace:
The urine stain on your pants signifies that you are a single-shake man, far too busy for the follow-up jiggle.

Movie: Oh, Mr. Porter!(1937)

[William Porter is wheel-tapping a train]

Managing director's wife:
You may think me a little stupid but why do they tap them?

William Porter:
Well, you see madam, it's like this. If I tap the wheel with this hammer and the wheel goes clang, then I know that the wheel's there.

Managing director:
But supposing that the wheel doesn't go clang?

William Porter:
Well, then I know that the train's gone!

Movie: Jackie Brown(1997)

Ordell Robbie:
Look, I hate to be the kinda nigga does a nigga a favor, then, BAM!, hits a nigga up for a favor in return. But I'm afraid I gotta be that kinda nigga.

Beaumont:
What?

Ordell Robbie:
I need a favor.

Movie: D.E.B.S.(2003)

Scud:
What the hell?

Janet:
I couldn't stop them!

Scud:
[pauses] You look nice.

Janet:
Thanks.

[pauses]

Janet:
What?

Max:
[to Janet] What are you doing?

Janet:
[to Max] Nothing!

[punches Scud, who falls to the floor, unconscious]

Janet:
Sorry!

Today's Movie News

Movie Quotation: Halo 2

Mon, 12 Jan 2009 07:38:00 +0000
Cortana:
explaining her theory on why the Prophet of Regret would be in the temple in front of Master Chief] If I were a megalomaniac, an I’m not, that is where I would be.

Sgt. Johnson:
Where’s the rest of your platoon?

Marine:
Wasted, Sarge.

Marine:
Which we will be too, sir! If we don’t get the hell out of here!

Sgt. Johnson:
You ...]

Download Million of Wii Games

Mon, 12 Jan 2009 11:32:12 +0000
Can I download Wii games online? More people prefer to download wii games online than buying in shops around because they can almost find any games they want in the internet while the shops around may not provide such a wide variety of games. To download Wii games online is allot cheaper than buying game ...]

Monatsübersicht Dezember 2008 - 4Players.de

Mon, 12 Jan 2009 09:49:00 GMT
DragonBall Origins , DS, 83% Naruto - The Broken Bond , 360 , 82% Naruto - Ultimate Ninja Storm , PS3 , 82% Officers - World War II , PC, 82% Call of Duty - World at War , Wii , 80 ...

“Halo 2″ Quotation

Sun, 11 Jan 2009 23:21:00 +0000
Marine Sergeant:
Get the hell out of my armory, split lip!

Brute:
Firing at the player, but you evade and stay alive] Curses, you tremendous bastard!

Cortana:
I’m sorry, were you trying to kill something?

Sergeant Johnson:
if you give him a weaker weapon] I thought we were friends!

Grunt:
walking to a dead enemy] This waste of ammo, but me no care.

fires several ...]

More Quotations

2009-01-12T01:04:00.001-08:00

Check out these Quotations:

Movie: Oh, No! Zombies!!! (V)(2003)

Rufus:
Hey, zombie. You guys suck!

Movie: Easy Money(1983)

Saleslady:
May I help you

Monty:
No, we're just browsing

Saleslady:
How long do you intend to browse

Monty:
that lady over there, You didn't ask her how long she's going to browse.

Saleslady:
You don't look like browsers

Nicky:
Yeah, what do browsers look like.

Monty:
Yeah, maybe I'm half browser.

Nicky:
Yeah, on his mother's side.

Movie: Paint Your Wagon(1969)

Elizabeth:
Did you know that the Fenty's had an apple farm back in Pennsylvania?

Ben Rumson:
Apple jack, huh?

Mr. Fenty:
No, sir, we did not make apple jack!

Ben Rumson:
Then, what did you grow the apples for?

Mr. Fenty:
Mr. Rumson, do you think that everything that comes out of the earth should be used to make liquor?

Ben Rumson:
Whenever possible, yes.

Movie: Majo no takkyûbin(1989)

Jiji:
[After hearing that Kiki plans on leaving town for her witch training] I'm going to clap my paws together and pray that you're joking.

Movie: The Making of 'Garden State' (V)(2004)

Natalie Portman:
People saw this in the trailer and they were like "Wow, she *really* can't dance." Little do they know.

Zach Braff:
Little do they know you're a break dancer.

Movie: Wait Until Dark(1967)

Roat:
Once upon a time there was a fairy princess named Lisa.

Movie: Easy Kill(1989)

Officer Swain:
It's Frank, right?

Frank Davies:
Yeah.

Officer Swain:
You got a license for that piece?

Frank Davies:
I'm an ex-cop.

Officer Swain:
Oh... a good guy, huh?

Frank Davies:
Yeah, I try.

Movie: Easy Rider(1969)

Captain America:
I'm hip about time.

Today's Movie News

“Halo 2″ Quotation

Sun, 11 Jan 2009 23:21:00 +0000
Marine Sergeant:
Get the hell out of my armory, split lip!

Brute:
Firing at the player, but you evade and stay alive] Curses, you tremendous bastard!

Cortana:
I’m sorry, were you trying to kill something?

Sergeant Johnson:
if you give him a weaker weapon] I thought we were friends!

Grunt:
walking to a dead enemy] This waste of ammo, but me no care.

fires several ...]

Casio's new, thinner cameras offer high-speed shooting - CIO.de

Mon, 12 Jan 2009 04:19:00 GMT
Casio has unveiled a small, thin digital camera that features the same fast-shooting functions only available until now on much larger cameras in its line-up. The EX-FS10, which ...

Latest greatest Quotations

2009-01-12T01:03:00.002-08:00

Today's Quotations:

Movie: Half-Life 2: Episode One (VG)(2006)

Alyx Vance:
A Combine zombie. Zombie Combine. That's, that's like a... ah... a Zombine! Right? Heh...

Movie: O Brother, Where Art Thou?(2000)

Pete:
Since we been followin' your lead, we ain't got nothing but trouble.

Movie: G.I. Joe: The Movie (V)(1987)

Pythona:
Prepare for eternity!

Movie: One Special Night (TV)(1999)

Catherine:
Feed the body food and drink, it will survive today. Feed the soul art and music, it will live forever.

Movie: The Magdalene Sisters(2002)

Bernadette:
It's not a fucking chimney

Movie: Mad Max 2(1981)

Humungus:
I am gravely disappointed. Again you have made me unleash my dogs of war.

Movie: Quatre cents coups, Les(1959)

Julien Doinel:
I have no socks left around these holes.

Movie: Ultraviolet(1992)

Daxus:
[facing Violet with her sword] For God's sakes. Violet, I'm unarmed.

Violet:
[looks at each arm of Daxus] Not yet, you're not.

Movie: About a Boy(2002)

Will:
My life is made up of units of time. Buying CDs - two units. Eating lunch - three units. Exercising - two units. All in all, I had a very full life. It's just that it didn't mean anything.

Movie: Orlando(1992)

Narrator:
She's lived for 400 years and hardly aged a day; but, because this is England, everyone pretends not to notice.

Movie: Paint Your Wagon(1969)

Parson:
[when some travelers have been newly rescued from hunger and cold] Rumson, I am entering your house to pray for the unfortunate victims.

Ben Rumson:
Not tonight Parson, these folks have suffered enough. Now why don't you do that outside where God can hear you better, 'cause I'll be talking in here.

Movie: Back to the Future Part III(1990)

[in an Outdoors Theatre, in 1955]

Young Doc:
All you got to do is drive directly toward that screen accelerating up to 88 miles an hour.

Marty McFly:
Wait a minute, Doc. It I go driving straight towards that screen, I'm gonna crash into those Indians.

Young Doc:
Marty, you're not thinking fourth dimensionally. You'll soon enough be transferred back into 1885, and those Indians won't even be there.

Latest Movie News

Der Sound zum Mord - Neue Zürcher Zeitung

Fri, 09 Jan 2009 09:59:00 GMT
Schon seit geraumer Zeit erfreuen sich italienische Giallo-Filme der siebziger Jahre einer gewissen Beliebtheit. Dank zahlreichen DVD-Wiederveröffentlichungen erlebt die ...

Also ich find's gut... - 4Players.de

Wed, 07 Jan 2009 11:13:00 GMT
Der neue C&C Teil kommt zwar nicht wirklich mit viel Neuem daher, dafür aber mit herrlicher Selbstironie. Nicht nur bei den charmant übertriebenen B-Movies (in HD) sondern auch ...

Das kurze Leben von Blu-ray - Computer Woche

Mon, 12 Jan 2009 08:15:00 GMT
Das Filmstudio Warner Brothers hatte sich im Formatstreit von HD DVD abgewandt und seine Unterstützung der Blu-ray-Technik zugesagt. Damit war der Kampf um die Nachfolge der DVD ...

TV, mon amour - Die Zeit

Wed, 07 Jan 2009 23:59:00 GMT
In der laufenden Debatte um das öffentlich-rechtliche deutsche Fernsehen würde ich gerne einen Einwand erheben. Der Zorn über die Sender entzündet sich seit Monaten vor allem ...

Latest Quotes

2009-01-12T01:03:00.001-08:00

Quotes:

Movie: Adolphe(2002)

Ellénore:
[dying, to Adolphe] Love was all my life, it could not be yours.

Movie: Babes in Toyland (TV)(1986)

Lisa Piper:
I was in this town filled with talking toys and Mother Goose people, and horrible monsters tried to eat me alive!

Mrs. Piper:
Well, of course they did, honey. Oh, that reminds me, I must call the pest control people.

Movie: Xanadu(1980)

Kira:
In Xanadu, did Kubla Khan a stately pleasure dome decree...

Danny McGuire:
"Where Alph, the sacred river, ran through caverns measureless to man, down to a sunless sea." Yes, Xanadu.

Kira:
I'm Kira.

Danny McGuire:
Yes, Kira. But...

Kira:
But?

Danny McGuire:
Don't I know you?

Kira:
I don't think so.

Danny McGuire:
Are you sure? Because...

Kira:
Because?

Danny McGuire:
Never mind.

Movie: VeggieTales: Rack, Shack & Benny (V)(1995)

Laura Carrot:
[singing] Good morning, George, how are you? / I hope you're feeling fine. / I'd love to stay and talk / but it's almost eight o'clock ,/ and I haven't got the time. / Because we work real hard at the Chocolate Factory. / We start at 8, and we don't get lunch till 3.

Movie: Makaitoshi Shinjuku (V)(1988)

Mephisto:
Men anger the gods with their pride, and in order to punish them, the gods looked on as Pandora opened her box letting chaos loose. And now here in Monster City, mythology will become reality.

Movie: Osmosis Jones(2001)

Osmosis:
So, where you from, tough stuff?

Drix:
I was developed at the University of Chicago, where I graduated Phi Beta Capsule.

Osmosis:
Great, got me a college boy...

Movie: One Hundred and One Dalmatians(1961)

Jasper:
There's a new act just been passed in parliament. Comes under the heading of "Defence of the Realm Act", it's article 4, section 29, it's very important, you see, it's the law, and it's for your safety, ma'am.

Nanny:
Well, I don't care what Parliament realm, or whatever it is, says. You're not coming in here, not with the mister and missus gone.

Movie: Hairspray(1988)

Amber Von Tussle:
Aren't you a little fat for the show?

Tracy Turnblad:
I'm sure many of the other home viewers out there are pleasantly plump or chunky.

Amber Von Tussle:
Come on. The show's not filmed in Cinemascope.

Movie: Magical Mystery Tour (TV)(1967)

Jolly Jimmy Johnson the Courier:
Good morning ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls! Welcome to... Mmmagical Mystery Tour!

Movie: Van Helsing(2004)

[Van Helsing and Anna are both hanging off the sides of the carriage, hanging over the cliff. While the Monster is chained in his seat, Carl starts to pull Anna in, but Van Helsing's grip starts to fail]

Frankenstein's Monster:
I can help!

Carl:
You won't kill me?

Frankenstein's Monster:
Only if you don't hurry!

Movie: Jackass: The Movie(2002)

Steve-O:
You know it's when like your parents said "I'm not mad at you, just disappointed" You know that hurt so much more.

[Laughing]

Today's Movie News

“Halo 2″ Quotation

Sun, 11 Jan 2009 23:21:00 +0000
Marine Sergeant:
Get the hell out of my armory, split lip!

Brute:
Firing at the player, but you evade and stay alive] Curses, you tremendous bastard!

Cortana:
I’m sorry, were you trying to kill something?

Sergeant Johnson:
if you give him a weaker weapon] I thought we were friends!

Grunt:
walking to a dead enemy] This waste of ammo, but me no care.

fires several ...]

Das kurze Leben von Blu-ray - Computer Woche

Mon, 12 Jan 2009 08:15:00 GMT
Das Filmstudio Warner Brothers hatte sich im Formatstreit von HD DVD abgewandt und seine Unterstützung der Blu-ray-Technik zugesagt. Damit war der Kampf um die Nachfolge der DVD ...

More Movie Quotations

2009-01-04T05:23:00.001-08:00

Straight to the Movie Quotations ...

Movie: O(2001)

Emily:
All this time I've been looking for romance and all I had to do was steal something.

Hugo:
You didn't steal anything, you just borrowed it for a little while. And if you wouldn't mind I'd like to borrow you.

Movie: Ours, L'(1988)

[first lines]

Bill:
[examining bear tracks] That's a huge male; bet he's more'n fifteen hundred pounds.

Movie: Halo 2 (VG)(2004)

Marine Sergeant:
Hey, Kalamari!

Movie: Undercover Heat(1995)

Cindy:
Gold, have you ever... when you were my age... did you ever just sow your wild oats?

Sergeant Gold:
Well, sure I did... but what's that have to do with anything?

Cindy:
Well, that's just sort of what I'm doing.

Movie: Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby(2006)

Ricky Bobby:
Wow. I feel like I'm in Highlander!

Today's Movie News

India's film industry comes up with creative ways to promote movies - Channel NewsAsia

Sun, 04 Jan 2009 11:17:00 GMT
INDIA: The world's largest film industry is getting creative when it comes to promoting its movies. Not content with the usual publicity techniques, actors are finding new ways to pull in the crowds. To generate attention for his upcoming film ...

Not playing at a theater near you: Why Kalamazoo is 'cheated' out of ... - Grand Rapids Press

Sun, 04 Jan 2009 12:00:00 GMT
It might have seemed like Christmas brought a veritable bonanza of new films to area theaters: Within the space of three weeks, local theaters opened THE DAY THE EARTH STOOD STILL , THE TALE OF DESPEREAUX , YES MAN , SEVEN POUNDS , THE CURIOUS CASE ...

Action heroes highlight Hollywood's good but not record year - Macomb Daily

Sun, 04 Jan 2009 10:55:00 GMT
Hollywood loves breaking box-office records, yet studio executives aren't griping that their 2008 lineup will fall a bit shy of the all-time high set a year earlier. With the overall economy in the pits, movie moguls are just glad to have weathered ...

Not playing at a theater near you: Why Kalamazoo is 'cheated' out of ... - Grand Rapids Press

Sun, 04 Jan 2009 12:00:00 GMT
It might have seemed like Christmas brought a veritable bonanza of new films to area theaters: Within the space of three weeks, local theaters opened THE DAY THE EARTH STOOD STILL , THE TALE OF DESPEREAUX , YES MAN , SEVEN POUNDS , THE CURIOUS CASE ...

Movie Quotation: Tango & Cash

Sun, 04 Jan 2009 11:16:00 +0000
Car owner:
I believe in Perestroijka.

Gabriel Cash:
Welcome to America.

walking to the showers in prison naked]

Gabriel Cash:
Nice to see your underwear problem is solved.

Ray Tango:
I noticed. And Cash? You can stop holding your stomach.

Interpreter:
Detective Cash assaulted me. He put a chair on my chest and sat on it.

Gabriel Cash:
Tango looks at Cash, surprised] I couldn’t find a ...]

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2009-01-03T03:52:00.000-08:00

Give me Movie Quotes now!

Movie: X-Men: Next Dimension (VG)(2002)

Juggernaut:
This sucks!

Movie: Keeping the Faith(2000)

Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram:
Holy majoly!

Movie: Under the Boardwalk(1989)

Midos:
[Hands surfboard to Nick] Hey, it's just dying in here. A stick is meant to be rode.

Movie: G.I. Jane(1997)

Master Chief John Urgayle:
Is there anything *else* we can do for your celebrity career, Lieutenant?

Lt. Jordan O'Neil:
That will be all...

Master Chief John Urgayle:
[to all the CRTs] You now have exactly *one minute* to *muster*!

Sgt. Max Pyro, Instructor:
[as the CRTs are scrambling] If even *one* of you Van Winkle wannabes are late I will *personally* see to it *none* of you sleep for a week!

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Universal Pictures movies set new box office record in 2008 - Xinhua News Agency

Sat, 03 Jan 2009 06:24:00 GMT
LOS ANGELES, Jan. 2 (Xinhua) -- Universal Pictures said on Friday that its movies' ticket sales set a new record last year, when the entertainment industry as a whole began to feel the worst economic downturn in decades. The studio reported global ...

Quotation from the 1998 Movie “Urban Ghost Story”

Fri, 02 Jan 2009 23:16:00 +0000
Loan Shark:
Throw that wee bitch over the f*ckin’ balcony!

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From 'Star Trek' to 'Avatar,' 2009's big movies - Newsday

Sat, 03 Jan 2009 08:26:00 GMT
Making up stories isn't easy, which is why Hollywood likes to find ones that already exist. That means 2009 is so far shaping up to be another year of adaptations, remakes, "reimaginings" and plain old sequels. Some are obvious, such as "New Moon ...

Quotation from the 1998 Movie “Urban Ghost Story”

Fri, 02 Jan 2009 23:16:00 +0000
Loan Shark:
Throw that wee bitch over the f*ckin’ balcony!

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US $6.12
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More Movie Quotes

2009-01-02T21:25:00.001-08:00

Straight to the Movie Quotes ...

Movie: Bachelor Mother(1939)

David Merlin:
Of course he talks! Why, he can recite the first line of Gunga Din!

Movie: The Ultimate Warrior(1975)

Melinda:
That's Carrot. He's always there and always on the lie.

Carson:
He seems to be a very self confident young man.

Movie: Union Station(1950)

Inspector Donnelly:
The people you have to deal with are lice. They never keep their word to anyone about anything; they won't to you.

Movie: Magnificent Obsession(1935)

[last lines]

Edward Randolph:
Once you find the way, you'll be bound. It will obsess you. but believe me, it will be a magnificent obsession.

Movie: Yao ye hui lang(2003)

An Hung Yuen:
Ha ha, my brother wants to fuck you!

Sam Yuen:
NO!

Movie: The Magnificent Seven(1960)

Chris:
Go find the women.

Chico:
Nah, what for? Let Calvera find them, he'll know what to do with them.

Movie: Once Upon a Time in America(1984)

[last lines]

Noodles:
I hope the investigation turns out to be nothing; it'd be a shame to see a lifetime of work go to waste.

Movie: Take the Lead(2006)

Pierre Dulaine:
I want to teach your kids to dance.

Principal Augustine James:
If theres' one thing they can do, it's dance.

Pierre Dulaine:
Ballroom dance? Waltz, the foxtrot?

Principal Augustine James:
Ok, where's the camera? Because if you're saying that you want to teach my kids the foxtrot I have to be on TV.

Movie: Adaptation.(2002)

Charlie Kaufman:
I don't want to cram in sex or guns or car chases or characters learning profound life lessons or growing or coming to like each other or overcoming obstacles to succeed in the end. The book isn't like that, and life isn't like that, it just isn't. I feel very strongly about this.

Movie: The Adventures of Rocky & Bullwinkle(2000)

[Bullwinkle has just lost radio signals he picked up from electricutions in his antlers]

Bullwinkle:
Oh man! I was just getting jiggy with it!

Today's Movie News

Report: Overseas box office record broken - News-Democrat

Fri, 02 Jan 2009 22:46:00 GMT
LOS ANGELES -- Hollywood's six major studios say they broke overseas box office records in 2008, with an estimated $9.9 billion in tickets sold. That's a 4 percent increase from a year earlier, The Hollywood Reporter said Friday. Each of the six ...

Movie Quotation: The Other Side of Heaven

Fri, 02 Jan 2009 19:03:00 +0000
an island girl tries to seduce John]

John Groberg:
This would never happen in Idaho!

John Groberg:
You know how far that light had to travel to shine on you?

Jean Sabin:
I guess I don’t.

John Groberg:
92,300,000 miles, give or take. You know what else?

Jean Sabin:
What?

John Groberg:
I think it was worth the trip.

John Groberg:
There is a connection between heaven and earth. ...]

Latest Quotes

2009-01-02T17:58:00.001-08:00

Check out these Quotes:

Movie: Under Siege 2: Dark Territory(1995)

[after warning of his impending strike on the Pentagon]

Travis Dane:
Oh, I want you to remember something: I was smarter than all of you before I worked there. I was smarter than all of you while I worked there. And I'm still smarter than all of you. Au revoir.

Movie: The One(2001)

Gabe:
[putting a protective helmet on Rotten Ronnie] It's okay. You're doing the right thing.

Movie: Magnum Force(1973)

Lieutenant Briggs:
You killed three cops, Harry. And the only reason why I'm not going to kill you now is because I'm going to prosecute you against your own system.

[gets in car and starts it up]

Lieutenant Briggs:
It'll be my word against yours!

Movie: V for Vendetta(2005)

Creedy:
[V has just made a deal with Creedy] Why should I trust you?

V:
Because it's the only way you're ever going to stop me!

Today's Movie News

Countdown to 2009: Next Year's 10 Most Wanted Movies - Part II - San Francisco Examiner

Sat, 03 Jan 2009 01:31:00 GMT
Johnny Depp goes gangsta in Michael Mann's Public Enemies . The end is so close now I can feel it. What will you do with your last hours spent in 2008? Hand out free end-of-the-year kisses? Drink excessively? Hit a party or two? Hopefully not hit ...

Movie Quotation: S.O.B.

Fri, 02 Jan 2009 15:55:00 +0000
Dr. Irving Finegarten:
In the course of this evening, you have demonstrated most of your excremental bodily functions.

Ben Coogan:
You mean like a sneeze?

Dr. Irving Finegarten:
A sneeze is expiratory, not excremental.

Sally Miles:
I am going to show my boobies. Are you here to see my boobies?

Dr. Irving Finegarten:
If he starts to levitate, don’t panic; it’s just a side-effect.

Agnes:
I ...]

Universal Pictures movies set new box office record in 2008 - Xinhua News Agency

Fri, 02 Jan 2009 22:03:00 GMT
LOS ANGELES, Jan. 2 (Xinhua) -- Universal Pictures said on Friday that its movies' ticket sales set a new record last year, when the entertainment industry as a whole began to feel the worst economic downturn in decades. The studio reported global ...

Looking forward to movies, music, TV in 2009 - Buffalo News

Fri, 02 Jan 2009 22:39:00 GMT
This was a historic year, with the Olympics, presidential election and “Saturday Night Live” episodes that went along with these events. The year 2009 promises to be a continuation of 2008, especially in entertainment. This year, like last, is ...

Looking forward to movies, music, TV in 2009 - Buffalo News

Fri, 02 Jan 2009 22:39:00 GMT
This was a historic year, with the Olympics, presidential election and “Saturday Night Live” episodes that went along with these events. The year 2009 promises to be a continuation of 2008, especially in entertainment. This year, like last, is ...

Latest Quotes

2009-01-02T08:18:00.001-08:00

Quotes:

Movie: Valley of the Dolls(1967)

Mel:
Is a rotten business!

Neely O'Hara:
I know. But I love it!

Movie: Madagascar(2005)

Marty the Zebra:
Okay! You all have your side, and I'll have mine. And, if you need me, I'll be over here! On the FUN side of the island, havin' a good ol' time. A great ol' time! A GREAT ol' time. A yabba-dabba-doo ol' time! WILMA!

Alex the Lion:
That's not the fun side. THIS is the fun side! This is the fun side where we're gonna have a great time surviving until we go home! Whoo! I love this side; this side's the best! That side STINKS! You're on the JERSEY side of this cesspool!

Melman the Giraffe:
Well, now what do we do?

Alex the Lion:
Don't worry Melman, I have a plan to get us rescued.

Movie: Once Upon a Time in America(1984)

Noodles:
I'm not that type of guy, bedsides if I hit you I'm afraid you'd like it.

Movie: V (TV)(1983)

Martin:
You know Diana, rather than putting Mr. Donovan away, he might prove very useful to us as a convert.

Diana:
My instincts tell me he'd be too difficult as a subject. That's why I decided not to bother. Take him to the final area.

Martin:
I always thought you thrived on challenges...

Diana:
I do, but I like better odds.

Martin:
That's curious, I would've have thought you'd find the difficult game far more interesting. But anyway, you're probably right. I don't think even you with all your abilities could ever turn this head of his...

[Turns to walk out of the room]

Diana:
Martin wait. Don't take him to the final area just yet... Perhaps I would enjoy the challenge of converting him.

Martin:
Well, as you wish Diana.

Movie: Kaante(2002)

Ajju:
Why are you looking at each other like this?

Today's Movie News

“Addicted to Love” Quotation

Sun, 01 Apr 2007 07:30:00 +0000
Maggie:
What’s your name?

Sam:
Mike.

Maggie:
What’s your name, Mike?

Sam:
Sam.

Maggie:
Well, that is, without a doubt, the most pathetic thing I’ve ever heard.

Sam:
You don’t understand…

Maggie:
And I don’t mean that in a trivial way. I’m a photographer, I’ve seen a lot of things. I once took pictures of a man who ate his own legs, and you would be the black ...]

“Easter Parade” Quotation

Thu, 01 Jan 2009 15:31:00 +0000
Don Hewes:
Miss Brown, what idiot ever told you you were a dancer?

Hannah Brown:
You did.

Don Hewes:
Why didn’t you tell me I was in love with you?

Don Hewes:
A girl dancer has to be exotic; she has to be - a peach.

Hannah Brown:
I suppose I’m a lemon!

the bartender hands Don his drink]

Don Hewes:
Can you drown a brunette in ...]

“Addicted to Love” Quotation

Sun, 01 Apr 2007 07:30:00 +0000
Maggie:
What’s your name?

Sam:
Mike.

Maggie:
What’s your name, Mike?

Sam:
Sam.

Maggie:
Well, that is, without a doubt, the most pathetic thing I’ve ever heard.

Sam:
You don’t understand…

Maggie:
And I don’t mean that in a trivial way. I’m a photographer, I’ve seen a lot of things. I once took pictures of a man who ate his own legs, and you would be the black ...]

Daily Quotes

2009-01-02T08:16:00.001-08:00

Give me Quotes now!

Movie: Half Baked(1998)

Kenny:
I love horses.

Cop:
I love horses.

Kenny:
I love Butterstuff.

Cop:
Buttercup!

Kenny:
Butternuts!

Cop:
BUTTERCUP!

Kenny:
Cup!

Movie: Palindromes(2004)

'Mark' Aviva Victor:
I know. I believe you because pedophiles love children.

Movie: The Usual Suspects(1995)

Verbal:
He lets the last Hungarian go. He waits until his wife and kids are in the ground and then he goes after the rest of the mob. He kills their kids, he kills their wives, he kills their parents and their parents' friends. He burns down the houses they live in and the stores they work in, he kills people that owe them money. And like that he was gone. Underground. Nobody has ever seen him since. He becomes a myth, a spook story that criminals tell their kids at night. "Rat on your pop, and Keyser Soze will get you." And no-one ever really believes.

Movie: The Adventures of Rocky & Bullwinkle(2000)

Fearless Leader:
How many times in the past have they stood between me and my dreams of glory? How many times have they foiled my plans with their bungling interference?

Boris:
Er... 28?

Fearless Leader:
Quiet, idiot!

Movie: Out of Sight(1998)

Maurice "Snoopy" Miller:
Well, the man don't just have to die, Foley. I mean, he could accidentally hurt himself falling down on something real hard, you know? Like a shiv, or my dick?

Latest Movie News

Quotation from the 2004 Movie “The Affairs of God”

Thu, 01 Jan 2009 23:51:00 +0000
Joseph:
Tell me who schtupp’d you!

Mary:
OK my husband. I’ll tell you. You probably won’t believe me though.

Joseph:
Try me.

Mary:
You promise not to laugh?

Joseph:
Yeah.

Mary:
It was God.

Joseph:
It was that good, huh?

Movie Quotation: S.O.B.

Fri, 02 Jan 2009 15:55:00 +0000
Dr. Irving Finegarten:
In the course of this evening, you have demonstrated most of your excremental bodily functions.

Ben Coogan:
You mean like a sneeze?

Dr. Irving Finegarten:
A sneeze is expiratory, not excremental.

Sally Miles:
I am going to show my boobies. Are you here to see my boobies?

Dr. Irving Finegarten:
If he starts to levitate, don’t panic; it’s just a side-effect.

Agnes:
I ...]

“Easter Parade” Quotation

Thu, 01 Jan 2009 15:31:00 +0000
Don Hewes:
Miss Brown, what idiot ever told you you were a dancer?

Hannah Brown:
You did.

Don Hewes:
Why didn’t you tell me I was in love with you?

Don Hewes:
A girl dancer has to be exotic; she has to be - a peach.

Hannah Brown:
I suppose I’m a lemon!

the bartender hands Don his drink]

Don Hewes:
Can you drown a brunette in ...]

Great Movie Quotes

2009-01-01T14:25:00.001-08:00

Movie Quotes:

Movie: Macross Plus (V)(1994)

Col. Millard Johnson:
You can't carry challenge and recklessness within in the same pocket. Do you know who said that, Lieutenant?

Isamu Alva Dyson:
Hmmm... no, sir.

Col. Millard Johnson:
I did. That's the lesson I learned.

Isamu Alva Dyson:
And?

Col. Millard Johnson:
Do you know what else you're carrying in your pocket, Isamu Dyson?

Isamu Alva Dyson:
Uh, no... sir.

Col. Millard Johnson:
Stupidity!

Movie: Quest for Glory IV: Shadows of Darkness (VG)(1994)

Anna:
Farewell, may you never be lost!

Nikolai:
Farewell, may you never be lonely!

Movie: Madame X(1966)

Clayton 'Clay' Anderson:
[to his mother while decorating Christmas tree] Mother, there aren't enough icicles on your side.

Movie: Bad Boys II(2003)

Marcus Burnett:
Look, Mike. Calm down!

Mike Lowery:
Calm down? I'm calm. I'm calm. Whoaa! Whoa! I am way too unstable for that bullshit! Stop all the goddamn movement! Everybody stop moving.

Movie: The Mack(1973)

Goldie:
Stick yo' self nigga!

Movie: X-Men: Mutant Academy 2 (VG)(2001)

[after winning a round, Cyclops rubs his visor with his hand and gets into a battle stance]

Scott Summers:
Perhaps more time in the Danger Room.

Movie: Jacob Two Two Meets the Hooded Fang(1999)

Justice Rough, The Judge:
[after hearing Jacob speak] What was that squeaking noise?

Movie: Baburugamu kuraishisu (V)(1987)

Largo:
Dead, eh? Or rather, I imagine it would be more exact to say it has ceased functioning. It IS a machine after all.

Priscilla S. Asagiri "Priss":
You bastard!

[fires railgun]

Largo:
[catching the spike] Is this all your anger amounts to?

Movie: Halloween 5(1989)

[a police car passes Mikey]

Spitz:
Friends of yours?

Movie: Abraxas, Guardian of the Universe(1991)

Abraxas:
My force was taught to avoid VD.

Movie: One Night with the King(2006)

Queen Esther:
Perhaps, instead of asking questions of our trials, our trials are ment to ask questions of ourselves.

Movie: Made(2001)

Ricky Slade:
And I hope you know frogs aren't purple, you ever seen a purple frog?

[Chole nods]

Ricky Slade:
Oh yeah? When? When you where asleep?

Latest Movie News

Easiest Oscars quiz ever: Which two movies suffered the worst shutout? - Los Angeles Times Blogs

Thu, 01 Jan 2009 17:18:00 GMT
Oh, come on! Every serious Oscarologist knows the answer to this one! Name the two films pictured below that are tied for enduring the most Oscars losses (11) without a win. If you don't know the answer, you must check out the answer HERE , then ...

High-def content lags, but it's improving - Minneapolis Star Tribune

Thu, 01 Jan 2009 19:27:00 GMT
If you got a high-definition television this holiday season, don't be surprised if the picture doesn't look as good in your living room as it did on the showroom floor. High-def sets have been on the market for about a decade now, and most of the ...

High-def content lags, but it's improving - Minneapolis Star Tribune

Thu, 01 Jan 2009 19:27:00 GMT
If you got a high-definition television this holiday season, don't be surprised if the picture doesn't look as good in your living room as it did on the showroom floor. High-def sets have been on the market for about a decade now, and most of the ...

Movies at Gardiner library - Portland Press Herald

Thu, 01 Jan 2009 18:44:00 GMT
GARDINER -- The Gardiner Public Library will resume its "Warm-up Wednesdays Movie Event" at 2:30 p.m. on Jan. 21. The showing of Awakenings, starring Robin Williams and Robert De Niro, is free and open to the public. Upcoming films include Sleeper on ...

Quotations Update

2009-01-01T14:20:00.001-08:00

Give me Quotations now!

Movie: Ultimate Avengers II (V)(2006)

[while selecting an Iron Man costume model]

Jarvis:
I've always fancied the design and color scheme of the tailwind model.

Tony Stark:
Nah, I believe heavy equipment is in order. The War Machine. Study, impervious...

Jarvis:
And handles like 10-tons of tractor.

Tony Stark:
Yeah, but it's got some sweet guns.

Movie: The Abominable Dr. Phibes(1971)

Dr. Anton Phibes:
Perhaps your hands will shake and he, too, will die under your knife. A few remaining minutes are all you have. Because when the acid reaches him, he will have a face like mine!

Movie: VeggieTales: Dave and the Giant Pickle (V)(1996)

Phillipe:
Hello Israelites! You are pigs!

Jean Claude:
And soon we will put apples in your mouths and stick you in our toaster ovens!

Phillipe:
Oho! After we defeat you, you will be our slaves and will have to fetch us our slippers!

Jean Claude:
And iron our trousers!

Phillipe:
And wipe our little noses!

Jean Claude:
And scratch that spot on our backs we cannot reach no matter how hard we try! Don't you have anything to say?

Jimmy Gourd:
Um - do you guys have any fried chicken? I've got a real hankering for fried chicken.

Jerry Gourd:
Yeah! Me too!

Phillipe:
This is going to be easier than we thought.

Movie: Kangaroo Jack(2003)

Charlie:
[after kissing Jessie under the waterfall] Okay, I'll admit it. This is the most romantic moment of my entire life.

Louis:
[Runs over] AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[Does a cannonball into the water]

Charlie:
And now it's over.

Movie: Yanks(1979)

Danny:
[naked in an uncovered exterior shower, watching the Red Cross trucks pass] That's the Red Cross...they only do it for officers.

Matt:
If you don't put your uniform on, they'll never tell the difference.

Movie: The Tao of Steve(2000)

Dex:
And this takes us to the second rule of Being Steve: You have to do something excellent in her presence, thus demonstrating your sexual worthiness.

Movie: Magnolia(1999)

Phil Parma:
Do you know that every other word you use is either 'shit', 'fuck', 'balls' or 'cocksucker'?

Earl Partridge:
Could you do me a personal favor?

Phil Parma:
Go fuck myself?

Earl Partridge:
You got it.

Movie: La Bamba(1987)

Ritchie Valens:
Bob! Watch it! My guitar, man!

Bob Morales:
Sorry. I didnt' know that piece of junk was so important to you.

Ritchie Valens:
I even sleep with it.

Movie: Addams Family Values(1993)

Wednesday:
Be afraid, be very afraid.

Movie: U2: Rattle and Hum(1988)

Bono:
Rock 'n' roll stops the traffic!

Movie: Dane Cook: Vicious Circle (TV)(2006)

[talking about movie dates and how guys can never find their seats]

Dane Cook:
So it's dark and the movie already started. And that first part of the movie is always some fucking cave scene and you're just like, "Can they just flashback to a beach scene for like ten god damn seconds?"

Today's Movie News

Movie Quotation: Addicted to Love

Sun, 01 Apr 2007 03:38:00 +0000
Anton:
The midgets coming out of the blue!

Anton:
about Linda] I can’t imagine another man touching her hair, her hips, her panties. OH, GOD, her panties!

Sam:
He said something about having sex with my skull.

Maggie:
Ah, he says that to everyone, don’t worry about it.

last lines]

Sam:
So I saw this episode of “Lassie” today. And Lassie was accused of a ...]

Movie Quotation: Uncle Buck

Wed, 31 Dec 2008 19:38:00 +0000
Buck Russell:
I don’t think I want to know a six-year-old who isn’t a dreamer, or a sillyheart. And I sure don’t want to know one who takes their student career seriously. I don’t have a college degree. I don’t even have a job. But I know a good kid when I see one. Because they’re ...]

You are here ::: Galatta Talkies ::: English Movies - Galatta

Thu, 01 Jan 2009 16:21:00 GMT
Based on a 25 page story by F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button is more than just the story of an unprecedented medical miracle. It raises questions of life and human nature. Not everything is as we see, we have to delve deeper ...

“Easter Parade” Quotation

Thu, 01 Jan 2009 15:31:00 +0000
Don Hewes:
Miss Brown, what idiot ever told you you were a dancer?

Hannah Brown:
You did.

Don Hewes:
Why didn’t you tell me I was in love with you?

Don Hewes:
A girl dancer has to be exotic; she has to be - a peach.

Hannah Brown:
I suppose I’m a lemon!

the bartender hands Don his drink]

Don Hewes:
Can you drown a brunette in ...]

Daily Movie Quotes

2009-01-01T11:17:00.001-08:00

Today's Movie Quotes:

Movie: Tau man ji D(2005)

Itsuki Tachibana:
[to himself about his dad, who left the gas station behind to look after Bunta's car] That sucks. He's not young anymore. He's so irresponsible, leaving his business like this. What's gonna happen to me if it goes bankrupt? It's good that I've been living on my own, or else, I wouldn't be this chubby.

Movie: Uprising (TV)(2001)

Simha 'Kazik' Rotem:
You are all under arrest, put down your weapons and return immediately to the Umschlagplatz!

Movie: Haggard: The Movie(2003)

Wallet Guy:
There's gotta be a fucking five in here somewhere.

Movie: The Eagle Has Landed(1976)

Corpral Kuniski:
Hello Grandfather!

Laker Armsby (standing in a grave):
Foreigners?

Corpral Kuniski:
Polish. Corpral Kuniski.

Laker Armsby:
Kuniski? Well, that's not your fault, son, is it?

Movie: X-Men: The Last Stand(2006)

[last lines]

Prof. Charles Xavier:
[after credits] Hello, Moira.

Dr. Moira MacTaggart:
Charles?

Movie: Tales from the Hood(1995)

Billy:
You quit because you're a pussy.

Strom:
You're a goddamn pussy.

Movie: Baby's Day Out(1994)

Eddie:
[Baby Bink just got a way from the villains again ater many times, but this time by crawling into a small sewer tunnel] No problem, fellas. It ain't a hole. It's a tunnel. And what's every tunnel got?

Norby:
Ooh! Don't tell me! I know, I know, I know. It's uh, uh, uh - -...

Veeko:
Tollbooth at the end.

Eddie:
Are you always this stupid, or do you do this just to annoy me?

Today's Movie News

“Addicted to Love” Quotation

Sat, 31 Mar 2007 23:08:00 +0000
Sam:
Anton, can I ask you something?

Anton:
Sure you can.

Sam:
Do you ever get homesick? I mean, do you ever want to go back to France?

Anton:
You know, I was never so much French until I came here. You know Superman?

Sam:
Uh-huh.

Anton:
Well, that’s me. I’m Superman.

all the cooks laugh loudly and syncophantically]

Anton:
And France was like Krypton. You know, on Krypton ...]

Trail Dance Film Festival to fill three screens with 84 movies - Duncan Banner

Thu, 01 Jan 2009 13:29:00 GMT
DUNCAN — Get your popcorn ready because the Trail Dance Film Festival is coming up. For the third year in a row, Trail Dance Film Festival President Anthony Foreman and a host of volunteers are bringing more than 80 movies to Duncan, some being ...

Movies at Gardiner library - Portland Press Herald

Thu, 01 Jan 2009 18:44:00 GMT
GARDINER -- The Gardiner Public Library will resume its "Warm-up Wednesdays Movie Event" at 2:30 p.m. on Jan. 21. The showing of Awakenings, starring Robin Williams and Robert De Niro, is free and open to the public. Upcoming films include Sleeper on ...

Movie Quotation: Uncle Buck

Wed, 31 Dec 2008 19:38:00 +0000
Buck Russell:
I don’t think I want to know a six-year-old who isn’t a dreamer, or a sillyheart. And I sure don’t want to know one who takes their student career seriously. I don’t have a college degree. I don’t even have a job. But I know a good kid when I see one. Because they’re ...]

Movie Quotation: Uncle Buck

Thu, 01 Jan 2009 03:38:00 +0000
Buck is trying to make Tia go out bowling with him]

Buck:
We’ve done the battle of the wills. The deck’s stacked in my favor. You’re just gonna lose again.

Tia:
Try me.

Buck:
How would you like to spend the next several nights wondering if your crazy, out of work, bum uncle will shave your head while you sleep? See ...]

Lines from Movies for Today

2009-01-01T03:49:00.001-08:00

Give me Lines from Movies now!

Movie: Velvet Goldmine(1998)

Brian Slade:
Rock and Roll is a prostitute, it should be tarted up.

Movie: Ocean's Twelve(2004)

[last lines]

Reuben Tishkoff:
If, God forbid, anything does happen to you, we will not be involved.

Terry Benedict:
You better not be, Reuben. You better not be.

Movie: The Gang's All Here(1943)

Dorita:
You are here to kick up some more heels, huh?

Movie: The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert(1994)

Benji:
Does Dad have a boyfriend at the moment?

Felicia:
No, no he doesn't.

Benji:
Neither does Mum. She used to have a girlfriend, but she got over her.

Benji:
[Benji pauses, then turns and looks at Felicia] You want to come play in my room? I've got Lego.

Movie: UHF(1989)

Ghandi:
Give me a steak, medium-rare.

Movie: Addams Family Values(1993)

Gomez:
[to Fester] I hope someday you know the indescribable joy of having children, and of paying someone else to raise them.

Movie: T Bone N Weasel (TV)(1992)

William 'Weasel' Weasler:
Like I was saying the other day, only steal cars you know how to drive.

Movie: The Dark Crystal(1982)

General:
Chamberlain! I challenge!

Chamberlain:
Trial by stone.

General:
Trial by stone!

Movie: The One(2001)

Gabe:
[putting a protective helmet on Rotten Ronnie] It's okay. You're doing the right thing.

Movie: AFI's 100 Years... 100 Heroes & Villains (TV)(2003)

Harrison Ford:
Whoever decided that Indiana Jones should wear a felt hat and a leather jacket in the jungles should have been shot.

Today's Movie News

Movie Quotation: Uncle Buck

Wed, 31 Dec 2008 19:38:00 +0000
Buck Russell:
I don’t think I want to know a six-year-old who isn’t a dreamer, or a sillyheart. And I sure don’t want to know one who takes their student career seriously. I don’t have a college degree. I don’t even have a job. But I know a good kid when I see one. Because they’re ...]

the Worst movies of 2008 - San Francisco Gate

Thu, 01 Jan 2009 09:54:00 GMT
Mick LaSalle, Chronicle Movie Critic There are people who make a point of never walking out of a movie. If you're one of those people, rethink that practice. I walk out of at least a third of the movies I'm not reviewing, and the feeling you get ...

Exclusive! First Look at 12 Big Movies Coming In 2009 - Entertainment Weekly Online

Thu, 01 Jan 2009 09:54:00 GMT
You could say being an outlaw runs in Johnny Depp's blood. After all, his grandfather ran moonshine on the back roads of Kentucky during Prohibition. So it shouldn't come as any surprise that the actor jumped at the chance to play John Dillinger in ...

Upcoming movies - Detroit Free Press

Thu, 01 Jan 2009 08:14:00 GMT
"Bride Wars": Best friends become rivals when they schedule their respective weddings on the same day. Anne Hathaway and Kate Hudson star. Rated PG for suggestive content, language and rude behavior. "Revolutionary Road": A young couple in '50s ...

Movie Quotation: Uncle Buck

Wed, 31 Dec 2008 07:10:00 +0000
Buck Russell:
Do you think she hates me?

Maisy Russell:
With a passion.

Buck Russell:
Really? Do you think it’s the hat?

Maisy Russell:
No.

Buck Russell:
No? A lot of people hate this hat. It angers a lot of people, just the sight of it. Ah, I’ll tell you a story about that on the way to school.

Miles and Maisey watch Tia make ...]

Daily Lines from Movies

2008-12-31T18:54:00.000-08:00

Give me Lines from Movies now!

Movie: Once Upon a Horse...(1958)

Miss Amity Babb:
Love is so insidious. It's constantly interfering with the pursuit of...

[fingers money]

Miss Amity Babb:
true happiness.

Movie: Xanadu(1980)

Danny McGuire:
I've been known to twinkle a toe or two.

Movie: On Her Majesty's Secret Service(1969)

[first lines]

Q:
I've been saying for years, sir, that our special equipment is obsolete. And now, computer analysis reveals an entirely new approach: miniaturization. For instance, radioactive lint. When placed in an opponent's pockets, the anti-personnel and location fix seems fairly obvious.

M:
What we want is a location fix on 007.

Movie: The Daedalus Encounter (VG)(1995)

Zack:
[as Casey explores the outside of the unknown ship] Ari, I've never seen anything like this.

Ari:
Not any human has.

[Casey goes past a tall object in the shape of a microphone on a gigantic stand]

Zack:
Some kind of composit? Alloy or secreted material, did they... they build this stuff or grow it?

Movie: Queen Christina(1933)

Queen Christina:
Must we live for the dead?

Oxenstierna:
For the great dead, yes, Your Majesty.

Today's Movie News

导演亚当为演员亚当重复记者提问 - 联合早报网

Sat, 27 Dec 2008 04:53:00 GMT
早报导读好莱坞谐星戏里戏外都幽默。记者在好莱坞采访时，《魔法童话夜》男主角、男配角的表现都令人印象深刻。本报记者在好莱坞采访亚当桑德勒（Adam Sandler），提出一长串的问题，一旁的导演亚当山克曼（Adam Shankman

“Uncle Buck” Quotation

Wed, 31 Dec 2008 15:35:00 +0000
Tia:
Uncle Buck?

Buck:
Yeah?

Tia:
Got a minute?

Buck:
I got lots of minutes.

Tia:
Now that everything’s okay with my grandfather, I want to go out tomorrow night.

Buck:
You can go crazy after I leave. Until then, I’m not letting you out.

Tia:
You just can’t find any way to be cool can you?

Buck:
You mean easy? No.

Tia:
I mean decent!

Buck:
You mean blind!

Tia:
Who are you trying to ...]

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“Uncle Buck” Quotation

Wed, 31 Dec 2008 23:47:00 +0000
Buck:
Hey, I stopped smoking cigarettes.

Cindy Russell:
Oh, good.

Buck:
Isn’t that something? I’m on to cigars now. I’m on to a five-year plan. I eliminated cigarettes, then I go to cigars, then I go to pipes, then I go to chewing tobacco, then I’m on to that nicotine gum.

Maisey Russell:
I don’t know why we need boys at all. ...]

Movie Quotes for Today

2008-12-31T16:48:00.001-08:00

Here are the Movie Quotes ...

Movie: Major Payne(1995)

Cadet Dotson:
Let's go, let's go, giddyup, let's ride!

[Makes whipcrack noise]

Alex Stone:
What happened to knocking first, Dotson?

Cadet Dotson:
You a**holes don't need to worry about that.

Movie: Bad Apple (TV)(2004)

Butters:
(after Gibbon snaps at him) He forgets his perscription and it's MY fault?

Movie: Halo 2 (VG)(2004)

Sergeant Johnson:
[giving him a stronger weapon] Now that... is some love.

Movie: Once Upon a Forest(1993)

Waggs:
[laughing] Just like a hedgehog, with a big mouth and no brains.

Movie: Only Angels Have Wings(1939)

Bonnie Lee:
Say, isn't that girl the one he used to be in love with?

Kid Dabb:
Bonnie, when it rains, every third drop falls on one of them.

Movie: Up the Academy(1980)

Ike:
Miss Bliss?

Bliss:
Did anyone see you MacArthur?

Ike:
No Colonel.

Bliss:
Good. Now, where were we?

Ike:
Here, I think.

Bliss:
Oh, yeah. Mmmmm, oh MacArthur.

Ike:
Oh Colonel.

Bliss:
Sit on the bed MacArthur.

Ike:
Yes ma'am.

Bliss:
Make yourself comfortable. So, these are what you wanted to see, right?

Ike:
Yes ma'am.

Bliss:
You're lucky MacArthur. I never go all the way with a cadet.

Ike:
Really?

Bliss:
Yeah, but you're different.

Ike:
I am?

Bliss:
Yeah. You know, all these guys care about is my body.

Ike:
I know. Wow!

Bliss:
So what do you think MacArthur? I do have a nice set, don't I?

Ike:
Yes you do.

Bliss:
Slide over here. Come on and have a feel, MacArthur. Touch them.

Ike:
Uh.

Bliss:
Don't be shy. That's what they're there for.

Ike:
Uh.

Bliss:
That's it. I know you want them!

Chooch:
Ike. Are you in here? Shit!

Movie: Dakota Incident(1956)

Sen. Blakely:
In a small way, I'm trying to unite our people: the Indians and the white.

Amy Clarke:
I hope your scalp is glued on tight. Have you ever met an Indian face to face?

Sen. Blakely:
Only in the literary sense. You see, I happen to be a student of anthropology.

Amy Clarke:
So was General Custer. It didn't help him much.

Movie: Half Baked(1998)

Scarface:
ABRACADABRA, B!

Movie: The Eagle Has Landed(1976)

Col. Max Radl:
Your meeting went well? The Führer had something specific in mind?

Admiral Canaris:
A simple exercise in logistics, nothing very complicated: he merely wants Winston Churchill brought from London to Berlin. And we are ordered to make a feasibility study. Today's Wednesday. By Friday he will forget it, but Himmler will not.

Movie: One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest(1975)

Nurse Ratched:
Your hand is staining my window.

Movie: Tales of Symphonia (VG)(2003)

Sheena Fujibayashi:
I call upon the light of the heavens, I summon thee, come, Luna!

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“Uncle Buck” Quotation

Wed, 31 Dec 2008 23:47:00 +0000
Buck:
Hey, I stopped smoking cigarettes.

Cindy Russell:
Oh, good.

Buck:
Isn’t that something? I’m on to cigars now. I’m on to a five-year plan. I eliminated cigarettes, then I go to cigars, then I go to pipes, then I go to chewing tobacco, then I’m on to that nicotine gum.

Maisey Russell:
I don’t know why we need boys at all. ...]

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“Uncle Buck” Quotation

Wed, 31 Dec 2008 03:43:00 +0000
Buck:
Art Linkletter was right. Kids do say the God damndest things.

Buck Russell:
On the way to his brother’s] Oh boy, those kids. I haven’t seen those kids in a while. Tia’s gotta be nine. Nine, maybe ten. Oh boy. And the two new ones. They’re uh… Larry and… uh… Larry and, uh… Uh… Betsy. Betsy, uh… ...]

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Movie Quotes for Today

2008-12-31T08:45:00.001-08:00

Today's Movie Quotes:

Movie: Babylon 5: In the Beginning (TV)(1998)

Luc:
Are you really the Emperor?

Londo:
I sometimes ask myself the same question. Yes, I'm the Emperor. Here, you see? This is the seal of the Centauri Republic. Only the Emperor can wear it. So either I am the Emperor, or I am in a great deal of trouble. Or both.

Movie: Backfield in Motion (TV)(1991)

Boy:
Your mom's weird.

Joe:
And yours isn't?

Movie: Dark Angel(1990)

Jack Caine:
Either you're Santa Claus or you're dead, pal.

Movie: The Unholy Three(1925)

Professor Echo, the ventriloquist, aka Mrs. 'Granny' O'Grady:
Get rid of him! We're gonna pull that Arlington job tonight.

Rosie O'Grady:
Oh, I'm mad at Granny! She won't stay in bed!

Hector MacDonald:
Perhaps she wants to help us trim the tree.

Rosie O'Grady:
Yes, she'd love to do some trimming.

Movie: Octopussy(1983)

Gobinda:
The Englishman has escaped!

Kamal Khan:
He won't go very far. We'll track him.

Movie: Wabbit Twouble(1941)

Elmer Fudd:
[after nailing a board over Bugs's hole] That'll hold him alwight, heh heh heh heh heh.

Bugs Bunny:
[opens the board over his hole, imitating Elmer] That'll hold him alwight, heh heh heh heh heh. Phooey!

Movie: The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert(1994)

Bernadette:
What a lovely dog. What's it's name?

Bob:
Herpes. If she's good, she'll heel.

Movie: Une vraie jeune fille(1976)

Alice Bonnard:
I hate people. They complicate me.

Movie: Ace Ventura: Pet Detective(1994)

Melissa:
You know, you're just mad because your stupid little pebble theory didn't work out and you don't know how to express your anger.

Ace Ventura:
Oh yeah? And you're ugly.

Movie: The Acid House(1998)

Colin 'Coco' Bryce:
COCO FUCKIN' BRYCE!

Movie: The Old Dark House(1932)

[repeated line]

Horace Femm:
Have a potato.

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“Uncle Buck” Quotation

Wed, 31 Dec 2008 03:43:00 +0000
Buck:
Art Linkletter was right. Kids do say the God damndest things.

Buck Russell:
On the way to his brother’s] Oh boy, those kids. I haven’t seen those kids in a while. Tia’s gotta be nine. Nine, maybe ten. Oh boy. And the two new ones. They’re uh… Larry and… uh… Larry and, uh… Uh… Betsy. Betsy, uh… ...]

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Movie: Hail the Conquering Hero(1944)

Bugsy:
[Woodrow has a nightmare about battle and falls out of bed. Bugsy comes into Woodrow's bedroom] What's the matter?

Woodrow Lafayette Pershing Truesmith:
Oh, I don't know. I guess I had a nightmare.

Bugsy:
You're lucky.

Woodrow Lafayette Pershing Truesmith:
Huh?

Bugsy:
You're lucky you don't have them all the time... like some guys.

Movie: Halloween 5(1989)

Dr. Samuel Loomis:
I prayed that he would burn in hell. But in my heart, I knew that hell would not have him.

Movie: The Making of 'Amadeus' (V)(2002)

Elizabeth Berridge:
Milos said, "Essentially you both have the part, it's impossible to choose between you so in the end I had to go with the fact that one of you is simply too pretty to play Konstanza. So Elizabeth you have the part." I was like "Er, thanks, that's... well I have the part, that's good".

Movie: Orgazmo(1997)

Lisa:
Excuse me, could you tell me what movie this is?

Video Store Clerk:
[laughs] What movie this is? Where have you been, under a rock?

Lisa:
No, I'm from Utah.

Video Store Clerk:
Oh. Sorry.

Movie: Major Payne(1995)

Cadet Williams:
Payne's not here, he's in our ass!

Cadets:
Payne's not here, he's in our ass!

Cadet Williams:
Butt's so tight he can't pass gas!

Cadets:
Butt's so tight he can't pass gas!

Cadet Williams:
Sound off!

Cadets:
1,2!

Cadet Williams:
Sound off!

Cadets:
3,4!

Cadet Williams:
Break it on down! Break it on down!

[Starts to dance until Major Payne comes behind him]

Major Payne:
You like to rhyme, boy?

Movie: Gallagher: Stuck in the Sixties (TV)(1983)

Gallagher:
The amazing Mastertool Corporation, ace subsidiary of Fly-By-Night Industries, has entrusted who? Me! To show you the handiest and the dandiest kitchen tool you've ever seen, and don't you want to know how it works!

AUDIENCE:
YEAH!

Gallagher:
Well first you get out some ordinary apples. You place the ordinary apples between the patented pans. Then you next get out the tool that is not a slicer, it's not a dicer it's not a chopper in a hopper, what the hell could it possibly be? It is Sledge-O-Matic!

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Tue, 30 Dec 2008 23:11:00 GMT
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2008-12-30T15:29:00.001-08:00

Give me Movie Quotes now!

Movie: Uprising (TV)(2001)

Simha 'Kazik' Rotem:
You are all under arrest, put down your weapons and return immediately to the Umschlagplatz!

Movie: Across the Pacific(1942)

Alberta Marlow:
[Talking about Japanese people in general] You are always so calm. You never show anything.

Capt. Higoto:
We are told not to. It is our way of rife. We must not show too much sad-i-ness or too much joy. If you praise what we have, we say it is nus-sing. If you admire our sons, we must say thay are unworthy.

Movie: Galaxy Quest(1999)

Mathesar:
We were hoping you could come with us. Our people have no commander.

Commander Peter Quincy Taggart:
Mathesar, I think your people have a great commander, sir.

[salutes him]

Movie: Darling(1965)

Diana Scott:
Imagine if...

Miles Brand:
What?

Diana Scott:
It took three.

Miles Brand:
Took three?

Diana Scott:
Sexes. To make a child.

Miles Brand:
Very entertaining.

Diana Scott:
Everything would be different, wouldn't it, quite different, with three sexes.

Miles Brand:
Haven't we got enough problems with two?

Movie: Madea's Family Reunion(2006)

Ruby:
Take me outside, I want to see my family.

Movie: The United States of Leland(2003)

Leland:
And that's when I figured out that tears couldn't make somebody who was dead alive again. There's another thing to learn about tears, they can't make somebody who doesn't love you any more love you again. It's the same with prayers. I wonder how much of their lives people waste crying and praying to God. If you ask me, the devil makes more sense than God does. I can at least see why people would want him around. It's good to have somebody to blame for the bad stuff they do. Maybe God's there because people get scared of all the bad stuff they do. They figure that God and the Devil are always playing this game of tug-of-war game with them. And they never know which side they're gonna wind up on. I guess that tug-of-war idea explains how sometimes, even when people try to do something good, it still turns out bad.

Movie: Adaptation.(2002)

John Laroche:
Look, I'll tell you a story, all right? I once feel deeply, profoundly in love with tropical fish. Had 60 goddamn fish tanks in my house. I skin dived to find just the right ones. Then one day I say fuck fish. I renounce fish. I vow never to set foot in that ocean again. That's how much fuck fish.

Movie: Our Lips Are Sealed(2000)

Maddie:
[in the WPP as Mormons] Attention! Attention everyone! We're part of the witness protection program!

Movie: The Karate Kid(1984)

Daniel:
I can't believe this. I cannot believe this.

Miyagi:
What?

Daniel:
What you just got me into in there.

Miyagi:
Huh?

Daniel:
You said you were going to make things better for me.

Miyagi:
But I did.

Daniel:
How?

Miyagi:
How? Just saved you two months beating.

Daniel:
Oh great now I really have something to look forward to.

Movie: Halo 2 (VG)(2004)

Marine:
Yes, that's why they call it a breastplate.

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Movie Quotation: Open All Night

Tue, 30 Dec 2008 23:14:00 +0000
Lea:
Are you serious, or is this just your method?

Edmund Duverne:
Both, as usual.

Lea:
You look like a gentleman, but when I’ve been drinking I’m always wrong.

“Waga seishun no Arukadia” Quotation

Mon, 29 Dec 2008 23:28:00 +0000
Captain Harlock:
A pirate must live a pirate’s life, and this is the way of life we have chosen.

Zeda’s final words to Harlock]

Zêda:
When we meet in Hell, let us drink as friends.

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“Obchod na korze” Quotation

Tue, 30 Dec 2008 03:22:00 +0000
Antonin Brtko:
What can I do? What? I’m nobody. A zero.

Antonin Brtko:
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2008-12-29T22:54:00.001-08:00

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Movie: Accepted(2006)

Sherman Schrader:
Let's start this fake college. Then, we'll go start a meth lab somewhere. It's a gateway crime. That's how these things start.

Movie: Halloweentown II: Kalabar's Revenge (TV)(2001)

Dylan Cromwell:
You don't know my password.

Marnie Piper:
Wanna bet? Iron buns?

Dylan Cromwell:
OK. Fine.

Aggie Cromwell:
[laughing] Iron buns!

Movie: The Pacifier(2005)

[from trailer]

Seth Plummer:
We're all gonna die.

Movie: The Abominable Snowman(1957)

Dr. John Rollason:
If they can deal with *us*, their secret's kept.

Movie: U Turn(1997)

Bobby:
40,000 people die every day, Darrell. How come you're not one of 'em?

Movie: One-Eyed Jacks(1961)

Rio:
You may be a one eyed jack around here, but I've seen the other side of your face.

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“Waga seishun no Arukadia” Quotation

Mon, 29 Dec 2008 23:28:00 +0000
Captain Harlock:
A pirate must live a pirate’s life, and this is the way of life we have chosen.

Zeda’s final words to Harlock]

Zêda:
When we meet in Hell, let us drink as friends.

Latest greatest Movie Quotations

2008-12-29T18:13:00.001-08:00

Today's Movie Quotations:

Movie: Back to the Future(1985)

Dave McFly:
[kissing George McFly on the head] See ya later, Pop. Whooo, time to change that oil.

Movie: Varannan vecka(2006)

Johanna's ex-husband:
We just bought loads of fuck-food, and were on our way home.

Johanna:
Fuck-food?

Johanna's ex-husband:
Yeah, the kind of snacks you eat when you fuck a lot.

Movie: X-Men: The Last Stand(2006)

[last lines]

Prof. Charles Xavier:
[after credits] Hello, Moira.

Dr. Moira MacTaggart:
Charles?

Movie: VeggieTales: Lord of the Beans (V)(2005)

Billboy Baggypants:
Today is my twelvety twoth birthday. I'm twice as tall as half of you and half as short as twice of you.

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“Waga seishun no Arukadia” Quotation

Mon, 29 Dec 2008 23:28:00 +0000
Captain Harlock:
A pirate must live a pirate’s life, and this is the way of life we have chosen.

Zeda’s final words to Harlock]

Zêda:
When we meet in Hell, let us drink as friends.

“Wadd: The Life and Times of John C. Holmes” Quotation

Mon, 29 Dec 2008 11:17:00 +0000
Bill Amerson:
The closest John ever got to UCLA was stealing something out of a car in the parking lot. John didn’t go to UCLA, he quit school in the 9th grade.

Bob Vosse:
John Holmes was to the adult film industry what Elvis Presley was to rock and roll. He simply was the king.

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“Waga seishun no Arukadia” Quotation

Mon, 29 Dec 2008 23:28:00 +0000
Captain Harlock:
A pirate must live a pirate’s life, and this is the way of life we have chosen.

Zeda’s final words to Harlock]

Zêda:
When we meet in Hell, let us drink as friends.

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Movie: S.W.A.T.(2003)

Street:
[to McCabe] Looks like you're not the prettiest one on S.W.A.T. anymore.

Movie: Our Wife(1931)

Mrs. Gladding:
What do you want?

Stan:
What do we want?

Ollie:
We wanna get married.

Stan:
Oh yeah, we wanna get married.

Ollie:
Not we, us!

Stan:
Not we. Us.

Mrs. Gladding:
Well, how about it?

Stan:
How about it?

Ollie:
How about what?

Stan:
How about what?

Mrs. Gladding:
What are you talking about?

Stan:
What are you talking about?

Ollie:
Tell her we want to get married!

Stan:
We want to get married.

Mrs. Gladding:
Hey! There's a couple out here that wants to get married, Pa!

William Gladding, Justice of the Peace:
Okay, I'll be right up!

Mrs. Gladding:
He'll be right up.

Stan:
Who?

Mrs. Gladding:
The... Who!

Ollie:
Well how about it?

Stan:
How about what?

Ollie:
What did she say?

Stan:
Who?

Movie: Our Town (TV)(1989)

Emily:
Does anybody realize what life is while they're living it - every, every minute?

Stage Manager:
No. Saints and poets, maybe. They do some.

Movie: Ocean's Eleven(1960)

Tess:
Do you remember what I said when we met?

Danny:
You said I'd better know what I'm doing.

Tess:
And do you? Because you should walk out that door if you don't.

Danny:
I know what I'm doing.

Terry:
What are you doing?

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Latest Quotes

2008-12-23T06:06:00.001-08:00

Quotes:

Movie: The Painted Veil(2006)

[opening Lines]

Walter Fane:
Hello.

Kitty Garstin:
Hello.

Walter Fane:
Say, I was wondering...

Kitty Garstin:
What?

Walter Fane:
Sorry. I - I was wondering if you'd like to dance.

Kitty Garstin:
Why not?

Movie: Fabuleux destin d'Amélie Poulain, Le(2001)

Old Man at the Two Windmills:
Still, true love does exist.

Suzanne, Owner Two Windmills bar:
I know. After 30 years behind a bar, I'm an expert. I'll even give you the recipe. Take two regulars, mix them together and let them stew. It never fails.

Movie: Bad Company(1972)

Big Joe:
I'll tell ya boys... I'm the oldest whore on the block.

Movie: X-Men(2000)

Wolverine:
You going to tell me to stay away from your girl?

Cyclops:
If I had to do that, she wouldn't be my girl.

Wolverine:
Well, then I guess you've got nothing to worry about, do ya, Cyclops?

Cyclops:
It must burn you up that a boy like me saved your life, huh? Gotta be careful. I might not be there next time. Oh, and Logan - stay away from my girl.

Movie: UHF(1989)

George Newman:
I need a drink.

Bob:
You don't drink.

George Newman:
Yeah, but I've been meaning to start.

Movie: C'était le 12 du 12 et Chili avait les blues(1994)

Chili:
Dad said heaven was like the police. You need your Grade 10 diploma to get in.

Movie: Laberinto del fauno, El(2006)

Mayor:
Have I told you that I was acquainted with your father, Captain?

Capitán Vidal:
No. I had no idea.

Mayor:
In Morocco. I knew him only briefly, but he left a great impression.

Capitán Vidal:
An excellent soldier.

Mayor:
The men in his battalion said that when General Vidal died on the battlefield, he smashed his watch on a rock so that his son would know the exaxt hour and minute of his death. So he would know how a brave man dies.

Capitán Vidal:
Nonsense. He didn't own a watch.

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Today's Movie Quotes

2008-12-23T01:25:00.001-08:00

Straight to the Movie Quotes ...

Movie: Adaptation.(2002)

John Laroche:
Look, I'll tell you a story, all right? I once feel deeply, profoundly in love with tropical fish. Had 60 goddamn fish tanks in my house. I skin dived to find just the right ones. Then one day I say fuck fish. I renounce fish. I vow never to set foot in that ocean again. That's how much fuck fish.

Movie: Across the Pacific(1942)

Alberta Marlow:
[Talking about Japanese people in general] You are always so calm. You never show anything.

Capt. Higoto:
We are told not to. It is our way of rife. We must not show too much sad-i-ness or too much joy. If you praise what we have, we say it is nus-sing. If you admire our sons, we must say thay are unworthy.

Movie: Our Little Girl(1935)

Molly Middleton:
You were almost late, Daddy.

Dr. Donald Middleton:
Almost never won first prize. Say, where do you want us to sit?

Molly Middleton:
Oh, as if you didn't know.

Dr. Donald Middleton:
No, honestly, I've forgotten.

Molly Middleton:
You've forgotten where we sit when we picnic at Heaven's Gate? Oh, Daddy! Have you forgotten, too, Mommy? Do I have to tell you?

Elsa Middleton:
Afraid so.

Molly Middleton:
Right over there, where we always sit every May and September.

Movie: Bachelor Party(1984)

Rick Gassko:
Attention, passengers, we are now leaving Nun Central and are beginning our journey to Hell and beyond. The captain has turned off the "no smoking" sign, and you may now move about the cabin freely.

[Kids start screaming, reading Playboy, and gambling]

Rick Gassko:
Thank you for being Catholic, and for choosing the Saint Gabriel's School Bus.

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Great Movie Quotes

2008-12-22T21:45:00.001-08:00

Check out these Movie Quotes:

Movie: U Turn(1997)

Jake McKenna:
A man with no ethics is a free man.

Movie: A Tanú(1969)

Virág Árpád:
Is it possible that I'm a spy?

Pelikán József, gátõr:
Everything's possible.

Movie: Back to the Future(1985)

Dave McFly:
[kissing George McFly on the head] See ya later, Pop. Whooo, time to change that oil.

Movie: Haggard: The Movie(2003)

Wallet Guy:
There's gotta be a fucking five in here somewhere.

Movie: Galaxy Quest(1999)

Mathesar:
We were hoping you could come with us. Our people have no commander.

Commander Peter Quincy Taggart:
Mathesar, I think your people have a great commander, sir.

[salutes him]

Movie: The Painted Veil(2006)

Kitty Fane:
[about Wan Xi] I had no idea you had so much affection for her.

Waddington:
What makes you think I do?

Kitty Fane:
I can see it in your eyes. I wonder what she sees in you.

Waddington:
[In Chinese] What do you see in me?

Wan Xi:
[to Waddington] You're a good man.

Waddington:
She says I'm a good man.

Kitty Fane:
As if a women has ever loved a man for his virtue.

Movie: Keeping the Faith(2000)

Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram:
Whoa! Listen to what you're saying. You're telling me that I was supposed to be sensitive to the possibility that a Catholic priest might have a crush on my secret girlfriend?

Movie: Zatôichi(2003)

Shinkichi:
I have to say, it's incredible. You really look like a woman! Does make-up make men beautiful?

Geisha Seitaro 'Osei' Naruto:
It doesn't work on everyone. It depends on the face!

Movie: Out for Justice(1991)

Detective Gino Felino NYPD:
Anybody seen Richie? Anybody know why Richie did Bobby Lupo?

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