Quotes from Movies for Today

Today's Quotes from Movies:

Movie: Tales from the Crapper (V)(2004)


Dad:
Oh sorry, son. I blew all your college tuition. Hey, cheer up. It's no big deal. You don't care if you don't get an education or ever have sex, do you? You don't care if your life and dreams all go down the shitter and you're a penniless bum with no life for the rest of your life! All right, I'm off to the gay bar.



Movie: Urusei Yatsura 2: Byûtifuru dorîmâ(1984)


[Sakura rides in Mujaki's "Blue Turtle" cab]

Mujaki:
Things are a mess fer ya 'cause ya think time an' space are objective things. Y'now how time seems down when y're waiting? Fact is, time is simply a creation of your human consciousness. What is there ain't no human beings anywhere in the world? Wouldn't clocks and calendars be a waste? Maybe there ain't no such thing as time that flows in one direction from the past to the future, and never was dontcha think, ma'am? Human beings are slipshod to begin with, so there ain't nothing strange 'bout time being slipshod too. If ev'rything was all hunky-dory then THAT'D be weird! The only certain thing is the present, that just keeps flowin' like this. Ain't that the best way to think 'bout it?

Sakura:
Interesting. Maybe I really AM riding a turtle.

Mujaki:
Wanna go straight to Dragon Palace? I'll give you a discount fare!



Movie: I Am(2003)


Matthew Jameson:
Why does everyone keep confusing me with other people today?

Secretary:
You have that kind of face, I guess, Mr. Hartman.

Matthew Jameson:
My name is Jameson! Matthew Jameson! Goddammit!

Secretary:
Okay...



Movie: EastEnders: The Mitchells - Naked Truths (V)(1998)


Grant Mitchell:
[to Phil] Go on! Hit me!

Grant Mitchell:
[Phil hits him and he falls over] You hit me!



Movie: Our Man Flint(1966)


Mr. Cramden:
Flint, the world's in trouble!

Derek Flint:
Well, it usually is, but it manages to extricate itself without my help.



Movie: Underworld(1996)


Viktor:
Your incompetence is becoming most... *taxing*.



Movie: X(1963)


Arashi Kishu:
One little thing, Sorata. We don't want to disturb all the good people in this neighborhood trying to get some sleep.

Sorata Arisugawa:
That's very thoughtful, Arashi! Yes indeedy, babe!

Arashi Kishu:
"Babe"?

Sorata Arisugawa:
Yup, jes' love 'dem manners!

Arashi Kishu:
[to self] I'm gonna kill him...



Movie: Tales from the Darkside: The Movie(1990)


Halston:
[preparing to asassinate a cat] The rest of your nine lives are going in one lump-sum.



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