Today's Quotes

Quotes:

Movie: S1m0ne(2002)


Simone:
I guess what I like most about my movies is that they're not about special effects.



Movie: The Adventures of Rocky & Bullwinkle(2000)


Rocky:
I KNEW we shouldn't have left him! We haven't been apart in thirty-five years!



Movie: Ocean's Eleven(1960)


Danny:
Saul, are you sure you're ready to do this?

Saul:
If you ever ask me that question again Daniel, you will not wake up the following morning.

Danny:
He's ready.



Movie: Magnolia(1999)


Quiz Kid Donnie Smith:
I'm sick.

Thurston Howell:
Stay that way.



Movie: The Other(1972)


[About the baby]

Niles Perry:
It's NOT gonna be a boy, it's gonna be a girl. I told ya!

Rider:
I KNOW you told me, but you don't say how you know!

Torrie:
He knows. Last year on Mother's birthday he predicted a storm, and what did we get?

Niles Perry:
Hail!

Winnie:
"Hail Columbia" is what somebody's gonna get if they don't eat. Eat!



Movie: Tape(2001)


Vince:
What you think I'm a dick?

Jon:
Uh, no. But I do know that occasionally you have a tendency to act in a phallic fashion.



Movie: Oldboy(2003)


Dae-su Oh:
If by any chance Mido should find out the truth, you son of a bitch, I'm going to rip you limb from limb. And your remains will never be found. Why? Because I'm going to swallow every last bit.



Movie: Untamed Heart(1993)


[During her beauty exam]

Caroline:
Lady, I'm not butchering your hair! It's a free haircut so stop your bitching before I cut it all off, you fat cow!



Movie: Orange County(2002)


Bud Brumder:
A writer? What do you have to write about? You're not oppressed. You're not gay.



Movie: Oui, mais...(2001)


Moenner, the psychotherapist:
Never had a tender/cruel friend? It's the most delicious relation. Caress. Slap. Caress. Slap. It's good for the circulation.



Movie: The Magic Garden of Stanley Sweetheart(1970)


Fran:
What's the film about, Stanley?

Stanley Sweetheart:
Well, it's about a boy... and a girl... and how they use their aesthetic distance as a means to keep their egocentric mechanisms separated from their id.



Movie: Ace Ventura: Pet Detective(1994)


[Ace Ventura is trying to get his car started, while looking at somebody smashing it with a bat in his mirror]

Ace Ventura:
Warning. Assholes are closer than they appear.



Today's Movie News

Movie Takes on Latin America's Dictators

Tue, 13 Nov 2007 23:07:00 GMT
San Francisco Gate - Sixty years ago, Nobel Prize winning Guatemalan writer Miguel Angel Asturias wrote a novel about an abusive Latin American dictator and the tragic consequences of his omnipotent presidency. Now comes a film version of "Mr. President," and it's sure ...

Dolby, Real D taking on another dimension in movies (San Francisco Chronicle)

Mon, 12 Nov 2007 08:18:08 GMT
For more than 30 years, Dolby Laboratories has enriched the sound of movies. Now, the San Francisco pioneer is looking to revolutionize the visual experience as well, with newfangled 3-D films. The company is marketing filtering technology that enables...

Beyonce, Fergie, more rock 'Movies' (The Record)

Mon, 12 Nov 2007 12:29:27 GMT
An all-star line-up of Beyonce, Carrie Underwood, Elton John, Fergie, Jennifer Hudson, Jennifer Lopez, John Legend, composer John Williams, are among the performers involved in "Movies Rock," a two-hour live event and television special that will celebrate the relationship between music and film and act as a benefit for the Entertainment Industry Foundation.

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