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Movie: The Odd Couple II(1998)


Sheriff:
Why did you take his toupee?

Felix Ungar:
We didn't! A truck whizzed by and blew it off, huh?

Oscar Madison:
Yeah. I tried to get it back. A bird sat on it, I shooed him, and he flew away with the hairpiece.

Sheriff:
You shot him? You had a gun?

Oscar Madison:
No, no, not shot him, I shooed him. "Shoo, shoo!" Then a hunter shot him, the bird fell on top of the car, and the hairpiece fell on the windshield. I hope there's not gonna be a trial, because I'd hate to repeat that story in court.



Movie: Tales of Symphonia (VG)(2003)


[Lloyd and Kratos thrust their swords into Kvar's stomach]

Kvar:
Kratos... you pathetic, inferior being!

Kratos Aurion:
Feel the pain...


[Kratos slashes Kvar]

Kratos Aurion:
...of those inferior beings...


[Kratos slashs Kvar again and Kvar falls to the floor]

Kratos Aurion:
...as you burn in hell!


[Kvar dies]



Movie: The Object of My Affection(1998)


Constance:
I enjoy gay people, but I just have a slight problem with my pregnant sister being in love with one of them.



Movie: Aberdeen(2000)


Tomas:
Young girls are supposed to lose their virginity. It happens to a lot of nice people.



Movie: Haggard: The Movie(2003)


Valo:
Your fucking brilliant plan just got me pissed on by Hellboy's sick dick.



Movie: Kelly's Heroes(1970)


[Bellamy tells him he's behind enemy lines]

Oddball:
So they tell me. Everybody round here is very friendly. Look, baby, I'm kinda hung up. I need sixty feet of bridge.

Bellamy:
Hey, kid, they haven't got you in the nut ward again?

Oddball:
Ah, Bellamy, for cryin' out loud. That's the the stinking, most awful, stupid joke and you're always pullin' that stinking awful stupid joke. You don't want in this thing, you don't get in this thing. I cut you out of everything. I don't need you. Sixty feet of bridge I can get almost anywhere. Schmuck!



Movie: OK Connery(1967)


Dr. Neil Connery:
It's going to blow up soon. Maybe even tomorrow. With you on board.

Maya:
You read too many novels by Fleming.



Movie: Magnolia(1999)


Alan Kligman, Esq.:
Linda, stop. Now you take a moment, you breathe, and one thing at a time.

Linda Partridge:
Shut the fuck up.

Alan Kligman, Esq.:
You know what would help you, Linda?

Linda Partridge:
Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up.

Alan Kligman, Esq.:
You need to sober up.

Linda Partridge:
Now, you must *really* shut the fuck up now, please - shut the fuck up.

Alan Kligman, Esq.:
Linda.

Linda Partridge:
I have to go.

Alan Kligman, Esq.:
Let me call you a car Linda.

Linda Partridge:
Shut the fuck up.



Movie: The Oscar(1966)


Kay:
Sometimes I get the feeling, Frankie, you ought to be chained up with a ring in your nose.



Movie: The Wabbit Who Came to Supper(1942)


Bugs Bunny:
Hey, what are ya trying to do, kill me? You're retching my skull! I'm gonna call Uncle Louie, that's what I'm gonna do!

Bugs Bunny:
[runs over to the phone and clicks the receiver repeatedly] Operator, operator! Hey, you got a nickel?

Bugs Bunny:
[Elmer hands him a nickel and Bugs puts it in his pocket] Hello, operator, operator! Gimme Walnut 3-3... Oh, is that you, Mert? How's every little thing?



Movie: Tarzan and the Green Goddess(1938)


George:
They attacked me - thousands upon thousands!

Tarzan:
Thousands of what?

George:
Turtles!



Movie: One Night with You(2006)


Hunter Burnell:
Sergeant, how about a little china white?



Today's Movie News

Fruitbooty 69 recipe

Thu, 06 Dec 2007 06:59:00 +0000
A delectable recipe for Fruitbooty 69, with peach schnapps, triple sec, rum, orange juice and ginger ale.

1 1/3 oz rum
2 oz orange juice
2 oz peach schnapps
2 oz triple sec
2/3 oz ginger ale

Pour ingredients into a highball glass 2/3 filled with ice cubes.
Stir extremely well, and serve.
Serve in a Highball Glass.

Crescent Cinema to host ‘Christmas at the Movies’ for kids (Pontiac Daily Leader)

Thu, 06 Dec 2007 15:09:24 GMT
"Christmas at the Movies-Just for Kids" will be held Saturday, Dec. 15, at the Crescent Cinema Theater, 313 W. Madison St., Pontiac. Mike Occhipinti, owner of Crescent Cinema, said when he was a child his parents owned theaters and always hosted a special day for kids at Christmas time.

Fraises Fizz recipe

Wed, 05 Dec 2007 10:56:00 +0000
Here is a tasty recipe for Fraises Fizz, with gin, strawberry liqueur, lemon juice, sugar syrup and soda water.

1 1/2 oz gin
1 1/2 tsp sugar syrup
1 oz strawberry liqueur
2 tsp lemon juice
soda water

Combine the gin, strawberry liqueur, lemon juice and sugar syrup in a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes.
Shake well.
Strain into a highball ...]

MOVIE REVIEW: `Darfur Now'

Thu, 06 Dec 2007 16:56:00 GMT
Miami Herald - They have lost children and spouses, relatives and friends, their homes and their land, and in this sobering and moving documentary the displaced people of Darfur get a chance to tell their stories. "We are orphans," one emotional boy says. "We don't ...

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