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Movie: Jackass Number Two(2006)


Johnny Knoxville:
Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville, and I'm going to the moon!




Movie: Halloween 5(1989)


[Michael Myers advances towards the deputies with a pitch fork]

Deputy Nick:
Somebody could get hurt with that thing.

Deputy Tom:
Hey! Somebody's gonna get hurt with that thing!

Deputy Nick:
Amazing, no respect for authority!

Deputy Tom:
Must be the parents.




Movie: Gang Related(1997)


Divinci:
They'll never find me, because I'm following my heart. And they don't know where that is.



Movie: The Odd Couple(1968)


Felix Ungar:
So long, Frances.

Oscar Madison:
So long, Blanche.



Movie: Fabuleux destin d'Amélie Poulain, Le(2001)


Raymond Dufayel aka Glass Man:
So, my little Amélie, you don't have bones of glass. You can take life's knocks. If you let this chance pass, eventually, your heart will become as dry and brittle as my skeleton. So, go get him, for Pete's sake!



Movie: One Night with You(2006)


Clerk:
You disgust me.



Movie: Afonya(1975)


Fedul, Afonya's creditor:
Afonya! Hey, friend call Afonya!


[talking to Afonya's guest]

Afonya's guest:
He is not in.


Fedul, Afonya's creditor:
Where is he?

Fedul's pal:
He left.

Fedul, Afonya's creditor:
How?

Afonya's guest:
He left to collect potatoes.

Fedul, Afonya's creditor:
Oh! I don't like such people


[talking to his friend]

Fedul's pal:
Who is this?



[talking to Fedul]

Fedul, Afonya's creditor:
Who are you?

Afonya's guest:
Me? I'm a relative.

Fedul, Afonya's creditor:
Give me ruble relative! Afonya ownes me a rubl!

Fedul's pal:
Two.


[talking to Fedul]

Fedul, Afonya's creditor:
Two! Two!




Movie: The Kentucky Fried Movie(1977)


Dr. Klahn:
No! Not water! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ohhh! I'm melting! I'm melting! What a world, what a world! It was a fighting force of extraordinary magnitude!



Movie: Pandaemonium(2000)



John Thelwall:
You have grown such pleasing huge breasts, Sara.



Movie: Hackers(1995)


Kate Libby:
Are you challenging me?


Dade Murphy:
Name your stakes.

Kate Libby:
If I win, you become my slave.

Dade Murphy:
Your SLAVE?

Kate Libby:
You wish! You'll do shitwork, scan, crack copyrights...

Dade Murphy:
And if I win?

Kate Libby:
Make it my first-born!

Dade Murphy:
Make it our first-date!

Kate Libby:
I don't DO dates. But I don't lose either, so you're on!



Movie: Half Past Dead(2002)


Kesler, Bad Ass Guard:
[Kesler brings Sasha to the death chamber after Lester requests to see him] Welcome to "Slaughterhouse Five".

Sasha:
Why they call it that?

Kesler, Bad Ass Guard:
A man can be legally executed five different ways. Lethal injection's the most popular, followed by hanging, gas chamber, firing squad and then there's my personal favorite...


[holds up stun baton]

Kesler, Bad Ass Guard:
electrocution. It's all done here, in this totally soundproof isolation chamber. We even let the condemned man choose.

Justice Jane McPherson:
[seeing Sasha come in, turns to the warden, El Fuego] Who is that man?


El Fuego:
Number one, one, three, seven.

Justice Jane McPherson:
What's he doing here?

El Fuego:
When a man asks for someone to spend his last hour with, you give it to him.



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Vulcan Mind Meld recipe

Tue, 25 Dec 2007 21:01:00 +0000
Here is a very pleasant recipe for Vulcan Mind Meld, with ouzo anise liqueur and 151 proof rum.

1 part 151 proof rum
1 part ouzo anise liqueur

Pour ingredients into a double-shot glass and drink quickly.
Serve in a Shot Glass.

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