Great Quotes

Quotes:

Movie: The Old Grey Hare(1944)


[First lines]

Elmer J. Fudd:
[Crying] I twied and I twied, but I just simply can't seem to catch that old wabbit!

God:
If at first you don't succeed, Elmer, try, try again.

Elmer J. Fudd:
Why twy again? Think of how wong it would take?

God:
Come, Elmer. Let us look far into the future.

Elmer J. Fudd:
Will I eventually catch the wabbit?

God:
Come, Elmer. Come past the years 1950, 1960, past 1970, '80, '90... When you hear the sound of the gong, it will be exactly 2000 A.D.




Movie: Uptown Girls(2003)


Molly Gunn:
[of Ray's Mozart tape] This sounds like the soundtrack to something you'd slit your wrists to.




Movie: Madagascar(2005)


Julian:
Shh! We're hiding. Be quiet everyone. That includes me. Shh! Who's making that noise? Oh, it's me again...



Movie: Gallagher: We Need a Hero (V)(1993)


Gallagher:
Gary Busey said you don't need a helmet when you ride your motorcycle... then his Harley jumped on his head and cracked it like Humpty-Dumpty! Now he *still* says he's not wearin' a helmet. Well, who's taking *his* advice?


[shouts]

Gallagher:
He's got a crack in his head!



Movie: Major League(1989)


Rachel Phelps:
[Charlie and Rachel are having a meeting about the team] Any ideas?


Charlie Donovan:
On how we can get worse?

Rachel Phelps:
Mmmmm...

Charlie Donovan:
How about a series of fines for good play? Maybe a $30,000 bonus to the guy voted Least Valuable Player.

Rachel Phelps:
Maybe the problem is... we're coddling these guys too much. Yeah!



Movie: Once Upon a Time in the Midlands(2002)


Charlie:
[after an altercation between Jimmy and Dek] Sorry, ladies and gentlemen, there's been a bit of an incident. It appears that someone's been given the correct change by one of the barmaids.



Movie: Sabrina(1954)


Sabrina Fairchild:
[to Linus, after adjusting his hat] You can't go walking up the Champs Elyses looking like a tourist undertaker! And another thing, never a briefcase in Paris and never an umbrella. There's a law.




Movie: Wadd: The Life and Times of John C. Holmes(1998)


Bill Amerson:
John and I started HIV testing for all the adult film performers starting in 1985. We were the very first to insist that all porn actors and actress take an AIDS test. So... to show the industry that we weren't afraid of the test, both John and I went to a clinic and took the AIDS test together. We both came back negative. So, about four or five months later, we went back to take another test because we were going to do it every six months to show the industry that we weren't afraid of the test and that we were okay. On the second test, my test came back negative... John's came back positive. I was with John in the doctor's office when the doctor informed him that he was HIV positive. He explained to John about many things and what conversion was, and he told John that he could live a healthy life for another 15, maybe 20 years if John changed his lifestyle right away. The doctor told John that he should stop smoking cigarettes, quick drinking, quick doing drugs, start taking lots of vitamins and start watching his diet. John... didn't hear what the doctor said. He sat there, and he just didn't hear what the doctor said. And... that's a sore spot with me that lingers to this day. John could have lived a good number of more years had he not been that immature and reactive to the news. John, being immature and reactive as always, immediately doubled what he drank, doubled his drug usage, tripled his smoking habit. John just went from smoking a pack, to up to five packs of cigarettes a day. Drank a quart of scotch a day, and just didn't give a shit about anything. He knew he was going to die. John just didn't give a shit.



Movie: Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines (VG)(2004)


Radio Ad:
Friggin Chicken- You'll swear it's the best you've ever had!



Movie: Babí léto(2001)


[first lines]


Frantisek Hána:
[upon visiting a mansion] Very shabby.



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