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Movie: Tapeheads(1988)


Mo Fuzz:
All good things come in threes.

Josh Tager:
It's not good things. It's celebrity deaths that come in threes.



Movie: The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad(1949)


Mr. Toad:
We'll go for a jolly ride!


[begins to jump rope on the rump of his horse with his buggy whip]




Movie: O Brother, Where Art Thou?(2000)


Homer Stokes:
These boys is not white! These boys is not white! Hell, they ain't even old timey!



Movie: Date Double(2002)


Guy:
[with word balloon "This date's been a really big disappointment to me."] I'm, uh, having a really nice time so far.


Girl:
[with word balloon "Me too."] Me too.



Movie: Operation: Rabbit(1952)


Wile E. Coyote:
Allow me to introduce myself, my name is Mud.

Bugs Bunny:
And remember, Mud spelled backwards is Dum.



Movie: The Talented Mr. Ripley(1999)


Tom Ripley:
[imitating Dickie's father] "To me, jazz is noise. Insolent noise."

Dickie Greenleaf:
Wow! Cut it out! It's so spooky, my hair's on end!




Movie: Date Movie(2006)


Frank Jones:
When I first got married to your mother, we barely knew each other. Could barely even speak the English language.

Julia Jones:
But you're from Jersey...

Frank Jones:
I'm trying to make a point here.




Movie: Hair(1979)


Jeannie:
I know who the father is.

Hud:
Yeah, you know that, you know a lot. If the baby comes out all white and squishy-like, crying his ass off, then we know Woof is definitely the daddy. But if he comes out all beautiful and chocolate brown, that's mine!



Movie: Hail the Conquering Hero(1944)


Mayor Everett D. Noble:
[dictating his acceptance speech to his son, Forrest] I accept the responsibility with a sense of both humility, satisfaction and gratitude.

Forrest Noble:
You can't say "both humility, satisfaction and gratitude". "Both" means two, and you have "humility, satisfaction and gratitude". That's three.

Mayor Everett D. Noble:
I can't say it.


Forrest Noble:
You can not.

Mayor Everett D. Noble:
I've been saying it for years.

Forrest Noble:
Well, it isn't correct grammar.

Mayor Everett D. Noble:
I'm not running on a platform of correct grammar.



Movie: Om Gud vill(2006)


Juli:
I was with some friends in the woods, laughing and having a good time, when a big wasp flew in through my nose in to my head. It made this horrible sound. I tried to get it out. Then suddenly I was like a little kid and my friends had disappeared, and my mother showed up. And she took this scissor and somehow got it out of my ear. But when she took it out, it had changed into a burnt out cigarette.



Today's Movie News

Banana Split #2 recipe

Sat, 19 Jan 2008 03:44:00 +0000
This is a tasteful recipe for Banana Split #2, with 99 Bananas banana schnapps, Kahlua coffee liqueur, Godiva chocolate liqueur and cherry.

1 cherry
1/3 oz 99 Bananas banana schnapps
1/3 oz Godiva chocolate liqueur
1/3 oz Kahlua coffee liqueur

Combine the 99 Bananas banana schnapps, Kahlua coffee liqueur and Godiva chocolate liqueur in a cocktail shaker.
Shake well and ...]

Harley Oil recipe

Fri, 18 Jan 2008 03:25:00 +0000
A delightful recipe for Harley Oil, with root beer schnapps and Jagermeister herbal liqueur.

1/2 oz Jagermeister herbal liqueur
1/2 oz root beer schnapps

Pour ingredients in equal parts into a shot glass, and serve.
Serve in a Shot Glass.

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