Latest Quotations

Quotations:

Movie: Vacation(1983)


Aunt Edna:
Why don't you just ask him for the money, Eddie? He sure as Hell can't take a hint.

Cousin Eddie:
Well, I didn't want to ask you, Clark, you know, but could you maybe spare a little extra cash?

Clark:
Sure, Eddie, how much do you need?

Cousin Eddie:
About fifty-two thousand dollars.



Movie: Madonna: Truth or Dare(1991)


Madonna:
[after learning Toronto police will arrest her if she simulates masturbation on-stage] Last time I was on tour, Sean was in jail. I guess it's my turn.



Movie: Vanity Fair(2004)


Miss Matilda Crawley:
Keep your toadying until I get to a fire. You can suck up all you wish once I'm warm.



Movie: The R.M.(2003)



Humu:
[Humu is a *very* large Tongan exchange student] Dude! Your fiance is *hot*.

Jared:
You speak English?

Humu:
Better than Tongan, actually.

Jared:
But... but...

Humu:
Hey, look, man, no offense, but all your mom ever talks about is food storage and Relief Society centerpieces. To avoid an awkward conversation, I just had to eat. Heck, I was a "buck-eighty" when I first got here. Ha ha!



Movie: Quiz Show(1994)


Mark Van Doren:
What these books have conclusively proven is that the diffence between men and women is exactly 38 pages.


Man 1:
Can I quote you, Mark?

Mark Van Doren:
Not before I quote me.

Dorothy Van Doren:
His own quotes are his greatest pleasure.

Man 2:
Did you hear the market dropped 30 points today. There's a rumor Eisenhower died.

Dorothy Van Doren:
How could they tell?

Mark Van Doren:
Oh, please. Don't get Dorothy started on politics. There'll be a raid.



Movie: Uomo puma, L'(1980)


Kobras:
You cannot escape me! You can no longer jump into space! Because you are made of earth! And to earth, you shall return!



Movie: The Eagle Has Landed(1976)


Corpral Kuniski:
Hello Grandfather!

Laker Armsby (standing in a grave):
Foreigners?

Corpral Kuniski:
Polish. Corpral Kuniski.

Laker Armsby:
Kuniski? Well, that's not your fault, son, is it?



Movie: The Karate Kid(1984)


Daniel:
Wouldn't a fly swatter be easier?

Miyagi:
Man who catch fly with chopstick accomplish anything.

Daniel:
Ever catch one?


Miyagi:
Not yet.



Movie: The Omen(1976)


Young nanny:
Look at me, Damien! It's all for you.



[she jumbs off a roof, hanging herself]



Movie: Dane Cook: Vicious Circle (TV)(2006)


Dane Cook:
You need to open up your soul and have a weep-a-thon.



Movie: Back to the Future Part II(1989)


Marty McFly:
Are you two related?

Biff Tannen:
[knocking on Marty's head] Hello? Hello? Anybody home? What do you think? Griff just called me Grandpa for his health?



Movie: Halloween H20: 20 Years Later(1998)


Sarah:
Okay Charlie, no sex kinks till I've eaten.



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