Movie Quotations Update

Today's Movie Quotations:

Movie: On the Edge(2001)


Dr. Figure:
What's gonna happen to you? I can only help people who are really sick. And then half the time it doesn't work. Who's gonna help you?



Movie: Osmosis Jones(2001)


Osmosis:
You up spit creek without a paddle. Don't make me mad, 'cause I will turn into a germicidal maniac.




Movie: Tank Girl(1995)


Tank Girl:
Feeling a little inadequate?



Movie: Halifax f.p: Isn't It Romantic (TV)(1997)


Eric Washburn:
I talk to the other side Doctor Halifax. My guides can work on your behalf right now!

Dr Jane Halifax:
I wish you'd ask them to show you the quickest way home




Movie: VeggieTales: Lord of the Beans (V)(2005)


Junior Asparagus - Toto Baggypants:
So what happened?

Ahem:
To me? One day before ten a.m. I had created and consumed a two-hundred pound marshmallow Peep. Unfortunately I fell into a sugar coma. When I awoke three days later, the Bean was gone. And now look at me!



Movie: X2(2003)


[Wolverine approaches Stryker, chained to the outside of the dam, while carrying Artie in his arms]


William Stryker:
Who has the answers, Wolverine? Those people? That creature in your arms? Huh? Huh?


[Wolverine looks at Artie, then takes off his "Wolverine" dog tag and throws it at Stryker's feet]

Wolverine:
I'll take my chances with him.


[he turns and walks away]

William Stryker:
One day, someone will finish what I've started, Wolverine!


[Artie looks over Wolverine's shoulder at Stryker, and sticks out his lizard tongue at him]


William Stryker:
[shouts] One day!



Movie: The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad(1949)


Mr. Toad:
We'll go for a jolly ride!


[begins to jump rope on the rump of his horse with his buggy whip]




Movie: Van Helsing(2004)


Count Vladislaus Dracula:
Igor... Do unto others...


Igor:
Before they do it unto me!



Movie: Makai tenshô(1981)


Clara Oshina:
[Mataemon has lost his arm in battle] How dare you return to us in this condition!

Araki Mataemon:
I feel no shame. You promised immortal life. So… give me an arm!


Amakusa Shiro Tokisada:
[draws his sword] I will have no ear for prattle. Will you follow me? Or destroy yourself and return to hell?



Movie: Our Story Our Voice(2007)


Desmond Tutu:
You will never get peace and security down the barrell of a gun.




Movie: Dark Victory(1939)


Judith:
Here's a tragedy for you. Jessica's Girl has bronchitis and can't possibly last the night. Jessica's Girl is a horse. Poor Jessica's Girl.



Movie: X2(2003)


Nightcrawler:
Please don't kill me, I didn't mean to harm anyone.

Storm:
Now why would people have gotten that impression?



Today's Movie News

Death at a Funeral

Wed, 09 Jan 2008 23:54:00 GMT
New Zealand Herald - One assumes there were no complaints about last year's choice, this English farce aimed squarely at those who hardly ever go to - and probably don't much like - the movies.

Elsinore Elbow recipe

Sat, 12 Jan 2008 03:44:00 +0000
Check out this delicious recipe for Elsinore Elbow, with 151 proof rum and Worcestershire sauce.

1 oz 151 proof rum
1 oz Worcestershire sauce

Pour both ingredients into a large shot glass, give a quick stir, and serve.
Serve in a Shot Glass.

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