All the best Quotes

Quotes that are unforgettable

Monday, January 21, 2008

Quotes Update

Here are the Quotes ...



Movie: The Darkness (VG)(2007)


The Darkness:
Aw... what did they do, Jackie? What did they do to Jenny?



[chuckles evilly]



Movie: Laberinto del fauno, El(2006)


[closing lines]

Pan:
And it is said that the Princess returned to her father's kingdom. That she reigned there with justice and a kind heart for many centuries. That she was loved by her people. And that she left behind small traces of her time on Earth, visible only to those who know where to look.



Movie: Major Dundee(1965)


Maj. Amos Dundee:
I want everyone under my command to be drunker than a fiddler's bitch by nightfall.



Movie: Madagascar(2005)


Alex the Lion:
[talking in his sleep] Come on now, baby. My little filet. My little filet mignon with a little fat around the edges. I like that. I like a little fat on my steak. My sweet, juicy steak. You are a rare delicacy.



Movie: The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert(1994)


Bernadette:
Believe me, Bob, these days gentlemen are an endangered species. Unlike bloody drag queens who just keep breeding like rabbits.



Movie: Date Movie(2006)


Nicky:
Just thinking about the honeymoon makes me all tingly and everything. Like a lot.



Movie: The Odd Couple II(1998)


Sheriff:
Okay, now explain to me one more time how the rental car caught fire and exploded.

Oscar Madison:
He called me a shithead and punched the car, it went rolling down a cliff.

Sheriff:
Why did you punch the car?

Felix Ungar:
Because the shithead threw the directions out the window and left my suitcase at the rental car agency.

Sheriff:
Why did you throw the directions out the window?


Oscar Madison:
Because they caught fire from my cigar ashes and were burning on my crotch!

Felix Ungar:
The first time he's been hot down there for years.

Oscar Madison:
I just wanted you to know what it felt like down there...

Sheriff:
OK, boys, settle down. You two don't get along too well, do you?

Oscar Madison:
Oh, that's not true. There was a period of 17 years that was wonderful. Then unfortunately we saw each other again.



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1 oz DeKuyper Sour Apple Pucker schnapps
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1 oz gin
1 oz moonshine whiskey
1 oz rum
1 oz tequila
1 oz vodka
1 oz whiskey
12 oz pre-made Slush Puppie

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