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Movie: On the Waterfront(1954)


[after being badly beaten by Johnny Friendly and his goons]

Terry:
Get me on my feet.


[Father Barry and Edie help Terry stand up]


Father Barry:
How're you doing?

Terry:
Am I on my feet?



Movie: Gandhi(1982)


Government advocate:
General Dyer, is it correct that you ordered your troops to fire at the thickest part of the crowd?

Gen. Dyer:
[righteous tone] That is correct.

Government advocate:
One thousand five hundred and sixteen casualties with one thousand six hundred and fifty bullets.

Gen. Dyer:
My intention was to inflict a lesson that would have an impact throughout all India.

Indian barrister:
General, had you been able to take in the armored car, would you have opened fire with the machine gun?

Gen. Dyer:
I think, probably - yes.

Lord Hunter:
General, did you realize there were children, and women, in the crowd?


Gen. Dyer:
I did.

Government advocate:
But that was irrelevant to the point you were making?

Government advocate:
Could I ask you what provision you made for the wounded?

Gen. Dyer:
I was ready to help any who applied.

Government advocate:
General, how does a child shot with a 303 Enfield "apply" for help?



Movie: Talking to Americans (TV)(2001)


[the Mayor of Burlington, Jean Chretien, has declared Springer days]

Jerry Springer:
Thank you, Jean Chretien, for declaring Springer days this summer. And maybe you'll declare Summer days this spring.


[caption below says "Jerry Springer: Has Big TV Show, But Very Small Brain."]




Movie: La Bamba(1987)


Bob Morales:
[to Ritchie] You've been laid yet? I'm serious, I know what your problem is. Sperm pressure, it's scientific.



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Serve in a Shot Glass.

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Lemon Drop #8 recipe

Fri, 25 Jan 2008 18:15:00 +0000
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1 oz Smirnoff Citrus Twist vodka
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1/3 oz advocaat liqueur
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1/3 oz sloe gin

Carefully layer ingredients on top of one another in a shot glass, in order; gin bottom, advocaat middle, cherry brandy top.
Serve in a Shot Glass.

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