Great Quotations

Quotations:

Movie: Made(2001)


[Ricky holds some thugs at bay with a pistol]

Thug:
His gun is a fucking starter pistol! I can see the red plug in your fucking barrel!

Ricky Slade:
Listen to me, I intentionally make this gun look that way because I am smart.



Movie: Addams Family Values(1993)


Gary:
Yes indeed, Bambi.

Becky:
Lassie Come Home.

Gary:
The Little Mermaid.

Wednesday:
Stoppit.

Joel:
He's only a child.



Movie: Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight(1995)


Roach:
Via con dios.

The Collector:
And a via con diablos to you, too, sir.



Movie: Tarzan and the Green Goddess(1938)



George:
They attacked me - thousands upon thousands!

Tarzan:
Thousands of what?

George:
Turtles!



Movie: D3: The Mighty Ducks(1996)


Charlie Conway:
[after Cole steals Charlie's lunch] Aww. C'mon, my mommy made me brownies

Fulton:
Yeah, fresh warm ones.

Rick:
It's too bad about your bash brother, I heard he was too scared to leave home.

Fulton:
Portman ain't scared of nothin'.

Cole:
Eww, what the hell kind of brownies are these?

Charlie Conway:
I gotta tell her to stop using horse turds in the recipe.



Movie: The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert(1994)


Felicia:
The only life I saw for the last million miles were the hypnotized bunnies. Most of them are now wedged in the tires.




Movie: Kama Sutra: A Tale of Love(1996)


King:
You must hate me.

Tara:
I don't love you enough to hate you.




Movie: Jack Frost(1996)


Charlie:
Hold on. This is really weird. I just hugged a snowman!



Movie: The Tao of Steve(2000)


Priest:
Dex, I find it hard to believe that someone of your, uh...

Dex:
Moral turpitude?

Priest:
Yeah, would ever consider being a priest.

Dex:
Ya know, actually, I was accepted to Divinity school.


Priest:
Really? So what happened?

Dex:
It's like St. Augustine said, ya know: "Lord, give me chastity and virtue, but not just yet."



Movie: The Pagemaster(1994)


Mr. Dewey:
Richard Tylor, consider this your passport to the wonderful and quite unpredictable world of books.




Movie: Quest for Camelot(1998)


Kayley:
You *saved* my life! Thank you!

Garrett:
Well, everyone makes mistakes sometimes.

Kayley:
Oh, I get it. This is where King Arthur sends his unfunny jesters, right?

Garrett:
And know I'll thank you...

Kayley:
For what?

Garrett:
For reminding me why I'm a hermit. Good day!




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