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Movie: Unforgiven(1992)


[Little Bill tells the real story of English Bob's gunfight]

Little Bill Daggett:
First off, Corky Corcoran never carried two guns. Though he should have.

W.W. Beauchamp:
But... no, no, he was called "Two-Gun Corcoran."

Little Bill Daggett:
Well, a lot of people did call him "Two-Gun" but it wasn't on account of him sporting two pistols. It was because he had a dick that was so big it was longer than the barrel of that Walker Colt he carried.




Movie: Karaoke Revolution Presents: American Idol (VG)(2007)


[says it sometimes when you failed the song in "American Idol" mode]

Simon Cowell:
[sarcastically strict] Stop. Stop! Stop! That's enough.



Movie: V (TV)(1983)


[Abraham is hiding the Maxwell family in the pool house]

Stanley Bernstein:
I really don't believe you brought them here.

Abraham Bernstein:
They have nowhere to go. Their house is being watched now.

Stanley Bernstein:
And so is ours! By Daniel! Tell them that we're sorry...


Abraham Bernstein:
Stanley, you don't understand. They have to stay. They need a place to hide!

Stanley Bernstein:
And why is that?

Abraham Bernstein:
Because the father is a scientist.

Stanley Bernstein:
And therefore suspect! And a fugitive, I take it, which would make them doubly dangerous.

Abraham Bernstein:
They have to stay.

Stanley Bernstein:
And I'm telling you to get them out, before I ...

Abraham Bernstein:
I won't.

Stanley Bernstein:
Then I will!

Abraham Bernstein:
[shouts] No, you won't! We had to put you in a suitcase. In a suitcase! You were eight months old. That's how we smuggled you out.


Stanley Bernstein:
I know the story!

Abraham Bernstein:
No, you don't! You don't. Your mother, auv shalom... your mother didn't have a heart attack in the boxcar. She made it with me, to the camp. I can still see her, standing naked in the freezing cold. Her beautiful black hair was gone. They'd shaved her head. I can still see her waving to me, as they marched her off with the others to the showers - the showers with no water. Perhaps, if somebody had given us a place to hide... don't you see, Stanley? They have to stay. Or else, we haven't learned a thing!



Movie: Zardoz(1974)


Consuella:
The brutal is now in fourth hour of unconscious sleep. It's astonishing that Homo Sapiens spends so much time in this vulnerable condition, at the mercy of its enemies.



Movie: The Addiction(1995)


Peina:
Mankind has striven to exist beyond good and evil, from the beginning. And you know what they found? Me.



Movie: Unknown World(1951)


Dr. Jeremiah Morley:
The world's changed since yesterday.




Movie: The Van(1977)


Dugan Hicks:
NOBODY calls Dugan a TURD!



Movie: October Sky(1999)


Jake Mosby:
Buck up, Homer. You're a Coalwood boy! You get down there, get that shovel in your hands, coaldust on your neck, feel just as natural as a tick on a dog.




Movie: L.A. Story(1991)


[as they walk to the restaurant, a loud clanging sound is heard]

Harris:
What's that clanging sound?

Roland:
It's a nuisance. It's my damn testicles.



Movie: Halloween(1978)


Annie Brackett:
[Michael Myers's car cruises by the girls walking home from school] Hey, jerk! SPEED KILLS!


[the car screeches to a halt]

Annie Brackett:
God, can't he take a joke?

Laurie:
You know Annie some day you're going to get us all in deep trouble.


Lynda:
Totally.

Annie Brackett:
I HATE a guy with a car and no sense of humor.



Movie: Bad Boys II(2003)


Marcus Burnett:
Damn, it's the niggras!



Movie: The Adventures of Bob & Doug McKenzie: Strange Brew(1983)


Policeman:
I wouldn't go in there. There's a big skunk in there.

The Inspector:
[Flashes his badge] We know about that. It's a Toronto skunk. My jurisdiction.



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