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Movie: Addams Family Values(1993)


Wednesday:
Pugsley, the baby ways 10 pounds, the cannonball ways 20 pounds, which will hit the stone walkway first?


Pugsley:
I'm still on fractions.

Wednesday:
Which do you think?

Pugsley:
The Cannonball?

Wednesday:
Very good. But which one will bounce?

Pugsley:
The Baby?

Wednesday:
Only one way to find out. Ready 1... 2... 3.



Movie: X-Men(2000)


Magneto:
Why do none of you understand what I'm trying to do? Those people down there- they control our fate and the fate of every other mutant! Well, soon our fate will be theirs.


[Rogue screams for help]

Wolverine:
You're so full of shit! If you're really so righteous, it'd be you in that thing.




Movie: Old School(2003)


Beanie:
I have a wife and kids. Do I seem like a happy guy to you, Frank?



Movie: Hamburger... The Motion Picture(1986)


[an old lady pulls up to the Buster Burgers' drive thru intercom which is shaped like a giant pickle]

"Mr. Pickle" Intercom:
Hi, welcome to Buster Burgers, what can I get ch'ya?

Old Lady:
Um... one burger... uh, some fries... and a malte. Oh! And, uh, could you put cheese on that, please?

"Mr. Pickle" Intercom:
Just say, "Buster Cheese, Bull Chips, and a Chocolate Buster Shake," madam.


Old Lady:
Okay.

"Mr. Pickle" Intercom:
[annoyed] So say it!

Old Lady:
Shove off, pickle! I don't like talking to machines.

"Mr. Pickle" Intercom:
Look, toots. Take that Falcon you're driving, chain it up, and shove it where the sun don't shine!

Old Lady:
Wha? Wh-wh-why I... ooh... ack!



[collapses from a heart attack]

"Mr. Pickle" Intercom:
[once again cheerful] Thanks for coming to Buster Burgers, please move forward. You may be eligible for a prize.



Movie: The Karate Kid(1984)


Kreese:
[at the Cobra Kai dojo] Class, we have visitors. Fall in behind me. Hai!


[approaches Daniel and Miyagi, then speaks to Miyagi]

Kreese:
I hear you jumped some of my students last night.


Miyagi:
Afraid facts mixed up.

Kreese:
You calling Mr. Lawrence a liar?

Miyagi:
No call no one nothing.

Kreese:
What are you here for, old man?

Miyagi:
Come ask leave boy alone.

Kreese:
What's the matter, the boy can't take care of his own problems?

Miyagi:
One to one problem, yes. FIVE to one problem, too much ask anyone.

Kreese:
Is that what's bothering you? The odds? Well, we can fix that. Feel like matching, Mr. Lawrence?

Johnny Lawrence:
Yes, sensei!


Miyagi:
No more fighting.

Kreese:
This is a karate dojo, not a knitting class. You don't come into my dojo, drop a challenge and leave, old man. Now you get your boy on the mat, or you and I will have a major problem.

Miyagi:
Too much advantage. Your dojo.

Kreese:
Name a place.

Miyagi:
Tournament.

Kreese:
[laughs] You've got real nerve, old man. Real nerve. But I think we can accomodate you. Can't we, Mr. Lawrence?

Johnny Lawrence:
Yes, sensei.

Kreese:
Fall in.



[Johnny turns and leaves]

Miyagi:
Ask one more small request.

Kreese:
Make it fast.

Miyagi:
Ask leave boy alone to train.

Kreese:
You're a pushy little bastard, ain't ya? But I like that. I like that! All right. No one touches the prima donna until the tournament. Is that understood?


[class responds with "YES SENSEI!"]

Kreese:
But if you don't show, it's open season on him... and you.



[they nod at each other]



Movie: Dark City(1950)


John Murdoch:
Here, let me ask you a question. You heard of a place called Shell Beach?

Inspector Frank Bumstead:
Sure.

John Murdoch:
Do you know how to get there?

Inspector Frank Bumstead:
Yeah.


John Murdoch:
Tell me.

Inspector Frank Bumstead:
Right. You just... you go to the...

John Murdoch:
Where? Where do you go?

Inspector Frank Bumstead:
Just give me a second, will you...

John Murdoch:
You can't remember, can you?



Movie: O Brother, Where Art Thou?(2000)


Ulysses Everett McGill:
The treasure is still there boys, believe me.

Delmar O'Donnell:
But how'd he know about the treasure?

Ulysses Everett McGill:
I don't know Delmar. The blind are reputed to possess sensitivities compensating for their lack of sight, even to the point of developing paranormal psychic powers. Now, clearly seeing into the future would fall into neatly into that category; its not so surprising then that an organism deprived of its earthly vision...

Pete:
He said we wouldn't get get it. He said we wouldn't get the treasure we seek on account of our ob-stac-les.

Ulysses Everett McGill:
Well what the hell does he know, he's just an ignorant old man?



Movie: The One(2001)


Funsch:
I am a Multiverse agent.

Gabe:
You're a nut.

Funsch:
Hey, you're the one that's seeing yourself.



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