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Movie: E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial(1982)


Steve:
Did your goblin come back?

Michael:
Shut up.

Greg:
Well, did he?


Elliot:
Yeah, he came back. But he's not a goblin. He's a spaceman.

Tyler:
Ooh! An Extra-Terrestrial! Where's he from? Uranus? Get it? Your anus?

Greg:
He doesn't get it Ty.

Tyler:
Get it? Your anus?

Greg:
He doesn't get it.

Elliot:
You're so immature!

Greg:
And you're such a sinus supremus.

Elliot:
Zero charisma!


Greg:
Sinus supremus!

Elliot:
Zero charisma!

Greg:
Sinus supremus!

Elliot:
Shut up Greg!

Pretty Young Girl:
Hi Elliott.

Greg:
Sinus supremus!

Elliot:
Zero charisma!

Greg:
You wimp!



Movie: Jack Frost(1996)


Jack:
You know, sometimes it's good having a big butt.



Movie: The Adventure of Sherlock Holmes' Smarter Brother(1975)


Orville:
Are you Mister S., for Sigerson, Holmes?

Sigerson Holmes:
Perhaps.

Orville:
Do you have a brother whose first name is Sherlock?

Sigerson Holmes:
I do not.


Orville:
You do have a brother?

Sigerson Holmes:
I do.

Orville:
Might I inquire as to his first name?

Sigerson Holmes:
"Sheer luck."



Movie: The Taking of Beverly Hills(1991)


Ed Kelvin:
[Conluding his opening monologue on Beverly Hills] ... Of course if you're a beverly hills cop like me you just can't afford to live here... makes you think doesn't it?






Movie: S.W.A.T.(2003)


Patrol Officer:
[Deleted Scene: Gun shop where owners are watching bank robbery coverage on TV, and an LAPD Patrol Officer runs in with his partner] You got anything that can penetrate body armor?


Gun Shop Owner:
No sir, those are restricted weapons...

Patrol Officer:
[Interrupts] Bullshit. What do you got in the back?

Gun Shop Owner:
You know, I actually might have a thing or two...


[Heads to back of shop, and says to other gun shop owner]

Gun Shop Owner:
You want to get a case of those .223's for em?

Gun Shop Owner 2:
You got it.

Gun Shop Owner:
[Returns with 3 assault rifles] Here we go... how do you plan on paying for these?


Patrol Officer:
The city will reimburse you.

Gun Shop Owner:
For restricted weapons out of the back of my shop?

Patrol Officer:
[as the 2 officers run back out] We owe ya!



Movie: Malaya(1949)


The Dutchman:
It's an inexplicable world.



Movie: Labyrinth(1986)


Didymus:
[facing the entire Goblin army] All right, charge!


[a cannon fires, and Ambrocious does a quick about-turn and flees]

Didymus:
Whoa, not that way! You're going the wrong way! THE BATTLE'S BEHIND US!




Movie: Kameleon ontvoerd, De (V)(2006)


Jack Gaddèrie:
Go kick his ass!



Movie: xXx: State of the Union(2005)


[Zeke and Darius are inspecting a truck full of weapons they've just commandeered]

Zeke:
What you think D? This enough bang for you?

Darius Stone:
[Picks up an M249 SAW] God bless America.






Today's Movie News

Christian organization names top movies (Detroit Free Press)

Wed, 13 Feb 2008 17:44:08 GMT
"Amazing Grace," "Bella" and "Ratatouille" were among the winners announced Tuesday night from the Christian Film & Television Commission, which awards movies based on Biblical principals and positive family values.

Secret Conchords show packs tiny store (+photos, video)

Wed, 13 Feb 2008 01:16:00 GMT
Stuff - They both then pointed out where people could find different genre movies. About 100 people crammed into the tiny store, with about twice that number standing outside listening to the show on speakers.

MILOS AT THE MOVIES (New York Press)

Wed, 13 Feb 2008 18:26:11 GMT
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February Movies at Little House (Palo Alto Weekly)

Wed, 13 Feb 2008 10:24:04 GMT
On Wednesday movies shown in the Auditorium are: Feb. 13: "Romeo & Juliet"; Feb. 20: "A Midsummer Night's Dream"; Feb. 27: "Othello". Hosted by Bob Brock of the South Peninsula Opera Guild. 1-3 p.m. $1 members, $2 nonmembers.

At the Movies With Ebert & Roeper Reveals Its Academy Award(TM) Choices Online (PR Newswire via Yahoo! Finance)

Tue, 12 Feb 2008 23:55:00 GMT
The renowned movie review program "At the Movies with Ebert & Roeper" has announced that its annual If We Picked the Winners special can be found exclusively online this year.

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