Daily Lines from Movies

Today's Lines from Movies:

Movie: Sabrina(1954)


Mrs. Ingrid Tyson:
Here are the wedding invitations. We thought we'd use recycled paper.

Maude Larrabee:
Why does it always look dirty?



Movie: Oscar(1991)


[Poole is Mr. Provolone's grammar instructor]

Snaps:
Mornin', Doc!

Dr. Thornton Poole:
Mr. Provolon-e. Where are those G's?

Snaps:
[slaps money bag] In here.



Movie: Above the Law(1988)


Punk:
I don't think you can take us all, fatass.


[Nico shoots the punk dead]

Nico Toscani:
No,but I'll get an A for effort.



Movie: The Pagemaster(1994)


Fantasy:
You know this short story?

Richard:
He's Adventure.

Fantasy:
Honey, that's what they all say.




Movie: East Is East(1999)


George Khan:
...when I come this country, I have no luggage. Today what I got?

Meenah Khan:
You got a chip shop. dad.

George Khan:
Right. Own bloody business, see.



Movie: One Crazy Summer(1986)


Aquilla Beckersted:
If you don't come home with that trophy, we lose it all! No more pools, no more Ferrari. And you know what happens then?

Teddy Beckersted:
Don't say it, Dad!

Aquilla Beckersted:
That's right, Ted. You'll have to go to..

Teddy Beckersted:
[covering his ears] NO!

Aquilla Beckersted:
WORK, Teddy, WORK!

Teddy Beckersted:
Don't say that word! I'll win! Please just don't say that word!



Movie: Organized Art(2005)


Alfonzo Parmiasiani:
When you threaten to go up somebody's ass - they give you da money. If not, I get out a little bit of lube... smack their cheek a little bit - BANG! There you go!



Movie: Major League(1989)


Harry Doyle:
Heywood leads the league in most offensive categories, including nose hair. When this guy sneezes, he looks like a party favor.



Movie: Out for Justice(1991)


Capt. Ronnie Donziger Homicide Division NYPD:
I'm gettin too old for this shit, Gino.

Detective Gino Felino NYPD:
I know what you mean.



Movie: Jackass: The Movie(2002)


Steve-O:
I am so glad I turned this idea down.




Movie: Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers(1988)


Security Guard:
Yeah, the one you're picking up, just thinkin' about him gives me the 'willies.' A decade ago-Halloween night-he murdered sixteen people, maybe more, trying to get to his sister. Nearly got her, too. But his doctor, of all people, shot him six times, then set him on fire. Both of them nearly burned to death. Yeah, I'll be glad to see this one gone. Yes, indeed-dee!



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Receta de la honda de Darkwood

Sun, 30 Mar 2008 14:30:00 +0000
Esto es una gran receta para la honda de Darkwood, con heering de la
cereza, agua de soda, jugo anaranjado y cubos del hielo. la cereza de
1 porción heering 1 porción de jugo anaranjado los cubos de 1 de la
parte de soda hielo del agua allí es muchos buenos licores de la
cereza que usted puede utilizar, pero prefiero Heering. Agregue una
parte del licor. Entonces usted agrega una parte de soda. Para una
honda amarga ...

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