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Movie: Ace Ventura: Pet Detective(1994)


Ace Ventura:
This is double-paned sound-proof glass. There is no way that neighbor could've heard Roger Podacter scream on the way down with that door shut. The scream she heard came from inside the apartment before he was thrown over the balcony and the murderer closed the door before he left. Yes. Yes. Oh, yeah. Can ya feel that, buddy? Huh? Huh? Huh?


[mimics Tangina character from Poltergeist movie]

Ace Ventura:
I have exorcised the demons... this house is clear.



Movie: Uptown Girls(2003)


[Ray is hitting a classmate and shouting]

Ray:
Take it back.

Molly Gunn:
What are you doing?


[Molly breaks the girls apart and takes Ray away]

Molly Gunn:
Have you gone mad? There is never, ever an excuse for hitting another person. What is going on?


Ray:
She was laughing at me because her "au pair" said that my new nanny was a slutbag whore.


[Molly goes at it with the au pair]



Movie: The Magical Legend of the Leprechauns (TV)(1999)


Queen Morag:
Don't be such a drama Fairy, Chamberlain.



Movie: Van Helsing(2004)


Anna Valerious:
You! Turn around. Let me see your faces.

Van Helsing:
Why?

Anna Valerious:
Because we don't trust strangers.



Movie: O Brother, Where Art Thou?(2000)


Pappy's Staff:
The reason he's pullin' our pants down.

Pappy's Staff:
Gonna paddle a little behind.

Pappy's Staff:
Ain't gonna paddle it - gonna kick it, real hard.

Pappy's Staff:
No, I believe he's gonna paddle it.

Pappy's Staff:
I don't believe that's a proper characterization.

Pappy's Staff:
Well, that's how I'd characterize it.

Pappy's Staff:
I believe it's more of a kickin' sitcheyation.



Movie: Tarzan Finds a Son!(1939)


[first lines]

Mr. Richard Lancing:
Wildebeest again.

Mrs. Richard Lancing:
I think we've seen about a million today.




Movie: Nacho Libre(2006)


Nacho:
These are my recreation clothes.

Sister Encarnación:
They look expensive.


Nacho:
Thank you.



Movie: Face/Off(1997)


Castor Troy:
[after saving Archers daughter from help boyfriend raping her] Do you have protection?

Jamie Archer:
Protection? You mean like condoms?

Castor Troy:
[pulls out his switchblade] No. Protection. Next time, let Carl drop his pants, slip this in his thigh, turn it. That way the wound won't close...




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del grenadine. el coñac de 1 onza jugo del pomelo de 1 onza sacudida
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