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Movie: The Odd Couple II(1998)


Sheriff:
Okay, now explain to me one more time how the rental car caught fire and exploded.

Oscar Madison:
He called me a shithead and punched the car, it went rolling down a cliff.

Sheriff:
Why did you punch the car?

Felix Ungar:
Because the shithead threw the directions out the window and left my suitcase at the rental car agency.

Sheriff:
Why did you throw the directions out the window?


Oscar Madison:
Because they caught fire from my cigar ashes and were burning on my crotch!

Felix Ungar:
The first time he's been hot down there for years.

Oscar Madison:
I just wanted you to know what it felt like down there...

Sheriff:
OK, boys, settle down. You two don't get along too well, do you?

Oscar Madison:
Oh, that's not true. There was a period of 17 years that was wonderful. Then unfortunately we saw each other again.



Movie: Vacation(1983)


Aunt Edna:
Why don't you just ask him for the money, Eddie? He sure as Hell can't take a hint.

Cousin Eddie:
Well, I didn't want to ask you, Clark, you know, but could you maybe spare a little extra cash?

Clark:
Sure, Eddie, how much do you need?

Cousin Eddie:
About fifty-two thousand dollars.



Movie: The Gamers (V)(2002)


Rogar, The Barbarian:
Am I still unconscious?



Movie: X-Men(2000)


Wolverine:
You going to tell me to stay away from your girl?

Cyclops:
If I had to do that, she wouldn't be my girl.

Wolverine:
Well, then I guess you've got nothing to worry about, do ya, Cyclops?

Cyclops:
It must burn you up that a boy like me saved your life, huh? Gotta be careful. I might not be there next time. Oh, and Logan - stay away from my girl.



Movie: Madagascar(2005)


Marty the Zebra:
[whispering] It's the man!



Movie: Adaptation.(2002)


John Laroche:
Look, I'll tell you a story, all right? I once feel deeply, profoundly in love with tropical fish. Had 60 goddamn fish tanks in my house. I skin dived to find just the right ones. Then one day I say fuck fish. I renounce fish. I vow never to set foot in that ocean again. That's how much fuck fish.



Movie: Bad Company(1972)


Big Joe:
I'll tell ya boys... I'm the oldest whore on the block.



Movie: The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert(1994)


Bernadette:
Believe me, Bob, these days gentlemen are an endangered species. Unlike bloody drag queens who just keep breeding like rabbits.



Movie: October Sky(1999)


Roy Lee:
What's an auk?

O'Dell:
It's a bird that don't fly.


Roy Lee:
You mean like a parakeet?



Movie: Major League II(1994)


Jake Taylor:
Rube, you look at Playboy all the time, don't you?

Rube Baker:
I don't just look at it. I read the articles.

Jake Taylor:
Sure you do.


Rube Baker:
I do. I especially like it when they mention the girls' interests, like Betsy loves surfing.

Jake Taylor:
You even memorize them?

Rube Baker:
Yep. I guess I do.

Jake Taylor:
Bingo.



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