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Movie: Osmosis Jones(2001)


Osmosis:
We were so poor, we lived off peanut butter and cellulite sandwiches! You ever try to blow-dry your hair with a fart?

Drix:
OK, I get it. You were poor.

Osmosis:
You bet I was! You ever try to make a snowman out of toilet paper cling-ons? Now that's poor!

Drix:
OK, please, you're going to make me vomit!


Osmosis:
Vomit? We couldn't afford no vomit; that's for rich folk.

Drix:
Excuse me while I wipe my eyes.

Osmosis:
Oh, you wanna talk about wiping?

Drix:
NO!



Movie: Oliver & Company(1988)


Sykes:
Now, I lent you some money, and I don't see it. Do you know what happens when I don't see my money, Fagin?



[rolls up the car window on Fagin's neck]

Sykes:
People get hurt. People like you get hurt. Do I make myself clear?

Fagin:
[wheezing] Clear! Perfectly clear!



Movie: Our Man Flint(1966)


Derek Flint:
I don't need any men.

Cramden:
You said you were joining the team.

Derek Flint:
But the team's not joining me.




Movie: Made(2001)


[Tipping a waitress]


Ricky Slade:
Here's 50 bucks, take this in case I get drunk and call you a bitch later.



Movie: A Pain in the Pullman(1936)


Moe:
Hey, you! Wake up and go to sleep.



Movie: Dangerous Liaisons(1988)


Marquise de Merteuil:
I've distilled every thing to one single principle: win or die.



Movie: Gandahar(1988)


Sylvain:
[half-conscious] No, don't turn me to stone... don't steal my body... don't steal my body...

Airelle:
[mischievously] I don't steal, but I might borrow.



Movie: Half-Life 2 (VG)(2004)


Dr. Isaac Kleiner:
Well, Gordon, I see your HEV Suit still fits you like a glove. At least, the glove parts do.



Movie: The Affair of the Necklace(2001)


[Nicolas is in pain as a doctor removes the bullet from his behind]

Count Nicolas De La Motte:
Goddamn, are you digging for potatoes?



Movie: Tau man ji D(2005)


Natsuki Mogi:
It's most important to find a world that belongs to us. Life is meaningful only when we can find this world.



Movie: O Brother, Where Art Thou?(2000)


Homer Stokes:
Those boys desecrated a burning cross!



Movie: Action in the North Atlantic(1943)


Johnnie Pulaski:
If a torpedo ever connected with this ship, we'd go up like a match connected to cellophane. You ain't got a chance!


Boats O'Hara:
[Repeating] You ain't got a chance.

Johnnie Pulaski:
And "Boom!" You're in the hero department!

Boats O'Hara:
Yeah.

Johnnie Pulaski:
Just like that and the next thing you know, you're pickin' a milky way outta your ears.

Whitey Lara:
Okay, okay, so what?

Johnnie Pulaski:
Whatta ya mean, "Okay?"

Chips Abrams:
Wait a minute! Wait a minute! I think you got the wromg angle. The way I see it if your ship's number is up, you're gonna get it.

Whitey Lara:
Yeah, and suppose my number ain't up?


Chips Abrams:
Then, brother, the torpedoes can connect right where yer sittin' and still nuthin' will happen.

Boats O'Hara:
Well, I want no torpedoes where I'm sittin'. I'm a sensitive man, I am.

Johnnie Pulaski:
[to Chips] Whatta you know about it? You carpenters got sawdust for brains!

Chips Abrams:
Listen, I was shippin' out when your buttons was safety pins. I was in a tanker in the last war. I got torpedoed so much, I got water on the knee.



Today's Movie News

Receta borrosa del gusano

Sun, 09 Mar 2008 20:15:00 +0000
Aquí está una receta deliciosa para el gusano borroso, con tequila
del anejo de Cabo Wabo, los schnapps del melocotón y el jugo
anaranjado. los schnapps del melocotón del 1/2 onza tequila del anejo
de 1/4 onza Cabo Wabo jugo anaranjado de 1/4 onza completan orden en
el cristal del tiro. Servicio en un cristal del tiro.

When The Movies Got Smaller (Arts Journal)

Mon, 10 Mar 2008 04:37:57 GMT
"The movie medium we have loved -- huge motion pictures projected in dark chambers for large groups of people -- faces fierce competition, and not just from its old bugbear TV. Now theatrical films must compete with such new media as Web movies, as well as the transmigration of TV programs and feature films to computer screens, iPods and telephones.

Disney Movies

Mon, 10 Mar 2008 06:35:00 GMT
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Movies for rent fall short of target (Rocky Mountain News)

Mon, 10 Mar 2008 06:19:01 GMT
Apple Inc. has fallen substantially short of its target of having 1,000 movies available for rent on its Apple TV set-top box by the end of February and is blaming studios for the discrepancy.

This weekend's top grossing movies

Mon, 10 Mar 2008 09:13:00 GMT
Kinston Free Press - 1. "10,000 B.C.," $35.7 million. 2. "College Road Trip," $14 million. 3. "Vantage Point," $7.5 million. 4. "Semi-Pro," $5.8 million. 5. "The Bank Job," $5.7 million. 6. "The ...

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