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Movie: Magnus(2007)


Father:
I'm too stoned to do this parent shit right now.



Movie: Sabrina(1954)


Linus Larrabee:
And I want tickets to whatever Broadway show nobody can get tickets to.

Mack:
The most difficult tickets to get will be for a Broadway musical.

Linus Larrabee:
So?

Mack:
That means that the performers will periodically dance about and burst into song.



Movie: S.W.A.T.(2003)


Hondo:
You wanna join S.W.A.T?

Chris:
No. I just like applying all the time.



Movie: Out Cold(2001)


Luke:
[punches Pig Pen] A little sensitivity here. Can't you see this is a dejected man?

Luke:
Now Rick, get your dejected head out of your ass. Papa wanted you to run this mountain.



Movie: Paint Your Wagon(1969)


[Partner has decided to remain behind with the settlers]

Ben Rumson:
You say something nice to her for me, Par... What the hell is your name anyway?

Partner:
It's Sylvester Newel. Yeah, just one 'l'.

Ben Rumson:
Sylvester Newel. Well, that's a good name for a farmer.



Movie: Tasogare Seibei(2002)


Seibei Iguchi:
I am ashamed to say that over many years of hardship with two daughters, a sick wife and an aged mother, I have lost the desire to wield a sword. A serious fight, the killing of a man, requires animal ferocity and calm disregard for one's own life. I have neither of those within me now. Perhaps in a month... alone with the beasts in the hills I could get them back. But tomorrow, I am afraid, is completely impossible.



Movie: Back to the Future(1985)


George McFly:
Lou. Give me a milk...


[dramatic pause]

George McFly:
Chocolate.



Movie: The Dam Busters(1955)


Gibson:
[Gibson calls around to the pilots as the attack starts] "P for Popsie", are you there?


Flight Lt. H.B. Martin, DSO, DFC, AFC:
OK, Leader.

Gibson:
Hello, "M Mother" are you there?

Flight Lt. J.V. Hopgood, DFC:
I'm here, Leader

Squadron Leader H.M. Young, DFC:
Here, Leader.

Flight Lt. D.J.H. Maltby, DSO, DFC:
Here, Leader.

Flight Lt. D.J. Shannon, DSO, DFC:
Here, Leader

Squadron Leader H.E. Maudslay, DFC:
Here, Leader.

Flying Officer L.G. Knight, DSO:
Here, Leader.

Gibson:
Hello, all Cooler aircraft. I'm going in to attack. Stand by to come in in your order when I tell you.




Movie: Major League(1989)


Rick Vaughn:
What's that shit on your chest?

Eddie Harris:
[wiping his finger across his chest] Crisco?

Eddie Harris:
[wiping it across his waist line]


Eddie Harris:
Bardol?

Eddie Harris:
[wiping it along his head]

Eddie Harris:
Vagisil. Any one of them will give you another two to three inches drop on your curve ball. Of course if the umps are watching me real close I'll rub a little jalapeo up my nose, get it runnin', and if I need to load the ball up I just...

Eddie Harris:
[wipes his nose]

Eddie Harris:
...wipe my nose.

Rick Vaughn:
You put snot on the ball?

Eddie Harris:
I haven't got an arm like you, kid. I have to put anything on it I can find. Someday you will too.




Movie: The Old Grey Hare(1944)


Baby Elmer:
I'm wooking for a widdle baby bunny. I'm gonna thoot 'im dead. Bang!

Baby Bugs:
What does he wook wike?

Baby Elmer:
He wooks... just wike you!


[aims popgun at Bugs]


Baby Bugs:
Do tell! Do tell!



Movie: Kelly's Heroes(1970)


Big Joe:
Now when I come back, I want that farmhouse not only clean but completely decorated. Do you understand that?



Movie: Addams Family Values(1993)


[talking at camp]

Girl:
My parents just had a baby. They prayed, and... Baby has come.


Wednesday:
My parents just had a baby too.

Girl:
[interested] Oh, really?

Wednesday:
They had sex.



Today's Movie News

Enjoy free movies under stars (The Florida Times-Union)

Wed, 26 Mar 2008 04:52:58 GMT
Residents can enjoy free movies under the spring stars at the historic Treaty Oak at Jessie Ball DuPont Park, 1123 Prudential Drive, as part of a special downtown "Movies in the Park" series.

UPFRONT & CENTER: Hallmark Unveils Movies, Sister Channel to Go HD (Broadcasting and Cable)

Wed, 26 Mar 2008 06:26:55 GMT
Hallmark Channel unveiled a production slate of 30 original movies that fit its family-friendly brand and said it will launch its sister network, Hallmark Movie Channel, in HD April 2.

Top 10: Date Movies (AskMen)

Wed, 26 Mar 2008 04:17:36 GMT
Date movies range from the sappy to the cool The blissful early days of a relationship are a wondrous time of discovery and pent-up sexual energy that can leave you deliriously happy and flat broke.

Enjoy free movies under stars (The Florida Times-Union)

Wed, 26 Mar 2008 04:52:58 GMT
Residents can enjoy free movies under the spring stars at the historic Treaty Oak at Jessie Ball DuPont Park, 1123 Prudential Drive, as part of a special downtown "Movies in the Park" series.

Netflix Movies Coming to Xbox Live? (Voodoo Extreme)

Wed, 26 Mar 2008 02:17:28 GMT
Movie rental giant Netflix might be looking into the possibility of making movies available on...

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