Great Quotations

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Movie: Half Baked(1998)


Kenny:
I didn't know that horse was a diabetic!



Movie: Made in America(1993)


Hal Jackson:
Great advertising idea, lock the customers in 'till they buy something. I wonder if that would work with trucks?



Movie: The Adventures of Cinderella's Daughter(2000)


Fred the Fairy Godbrother:
[after a spell fails] Hmm, batteries must be dead.




Movie: Adventures of Don Juan(1948)


Duke de Lorca:
[preparing to fight Don Juan] I warned you, senor! This time I shall cut deeply!

Don Juan:
[unintimidated] This time I'm wearing my old clothes!



Movie: Taps(1981)


[Firing machine gun]


David Shawn:
It's beautiful, man!



Movie: Vampire Bats (TV)(2005)


Maddy Rierdon:
WowWow, hang on Buster, I've got a better idea. You take Ramie to class and I'll take Violet, The students will love it.

Dan Dryer:
You just don't want my sister watching the kids' right?

Maddy Rierdon:
If she just looked after the kids that would be fine...

Dan Dryer:
[sighs] Oh God.


Maddy Rierdon:
You remember when my father was in the hospital and I went to stay with him. She rearranged all the furniture.

Dan Dryer:
It's just furniture honey, so what.

Maddy Rierdon:
IN EVERY ROOM OF THE HOUSE... She's like an over caffeinated Marry Poppins.



Movie: Van Wilder(2002)


Van Wilder:
[while the dog is walking away, and his balls have shrunk] Look all he needed was a little TLC



Movie: The Addiction(1995)


Anthropology Student:
Look what you've done to me! How could you do this? Doesn't this affect you at all?

Kathleen Conklin:
No. It was your decision. Your friend Feuerbach wrote that all men counting stars are equivalent in every way to God. My indifference is not the concern here. It's your astonishment that needs studying.



Today's Movie News

The Rise Of Dame Julie Andrews (CBS News)

Sun, 06 Apr 2008 16:35:50 GMT
Millions around the world know Julie Andrews from her songs in movies such as "The Sound of Music." Less well-known is the true story of her path to stardom, which she tells in her new memoir, "Home."

The Rise Of Dame Julie Andrews (CBS News)

Sun, 06 Apr 2008 16:35:50 GMT
Millions around the world know Julie Andrews from her songs in movies such as "The Sound of Music." Less well-known is the true story of her path to stardom, which she tells in her new memoir, "Home."

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