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Movie: Vacation(1983)


Aunt Edna:
Why don't you just ask him for the money, Eddie? He sure as Hell can't take a hint.

Cousin Eddie:
Well, I didn't want to ask you, Clark, you know, but could you maybe spare a little extra cash?

Clark:
Sure, Eddie, how much do you need?

Cousin Eddie:
About fifty-two thousand dollars.



Movie: October Sky(1999)


Roy Lee:
What's an auk?

O'Dell:
It's a bird that don't fly.


Roy Lee:
You mean like a parakeet?



Movie: The Painted Veil(2006)


Kitty Fane:
[about Wan Xi] I had no idea you had so much affection for her.

Waddington:
What makes you think I do?

Kitty Fane:
I can see it in your eyes. I wonder what she sees in you.

Waddington:
[In Chinese] What do you see in me?

Wan Xi:
[to Waddington] You're a good man.


Waddington:
She says I'm a good man.

Kitty Fane:
As if a women has ever loved a man for his virtue.



Movie: Zardoz(1974)


[first lines]

Arthur Frayn:
I am Arthur Frayn, and I am Zardoz. I have lived 300 years, and long to die. But death is no longer possible, I am immortal. I present now my story - full of mystery and intrigue. Rich in irony, and most satirical. It is set deep within a possible future, so none of these events have yet occurred. But they may! Be warned, lest you end as I. In this tale I am a fake god by occupation, and a magician by inclination. Merlin is my hero! I am the puppet master. I manipulate many of the characters and events you will see. But I am invented too for your entertainment and amusement. And you, poor creatures, who conjured you out of the clay? Is God in showbusiness too?



Movie: The Odd Couple II(1998)


Sheriff:
Okay, now explain to me one more time how the rental car caught fire and exploded.

Oscar Madison:
He called me a shithead and punched the car, it went rolling down a cliff.

Sheriff:
Why did you punch the car?

Felix Ungar:
Because the shithead threw the directions out the window and left my suitcase at the rental car agency.

Sheriff:
Why did you throw the directions out the window?


Oscar Madison:
Because they caught fire from my cigar ashes and were burning on my crotch!

Felix Ungar:
The first time he's been hot down there for years.

Oscar Madison:
I just wanted you to know what it felt like down there...

Sheriff:
OK, boys, settle down. You two don't get along too well, do you?

Oscar Madison:
Oh, that's not true. There was a period of 17 years that was wonderful. Then unfortunately we saw each other again.



Movie: Under Siege 2: Dark Territory(1995)


Penn:
Not mace, sweetheart. Pepper spray. Sold to civilians.


[snatches canister from Sarah]

Penn:
But once you get used to it...



[sprays some into his mouth]

Penn:
...it just clears the sinuses!



Movie: Backdraft(1991)


Lt. Steven McCaffrey:
You go. We go.



Movie: Major Dundee(1965)


Capt. Benjamin Tyreen:
[the command comes across a troop of French cavalry] Congratulations, Major. It seems like you've found yourself a real war after all.



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Receta de lujo del whisky

Fri, 11 Apr 2008 08:24:00 +0000
Una gran receta para el whisky de lujo, con el whisky mezclado, el sec
triple, el azúcar pulverizada, el bitters y el limón. 1 bitters de
la rociada 1 tsp de la cáscara 1/4 del limón de la torcedura
pulverizó el tsp sec triple del azúcar 1/4 sacudida mezclada 2 onzas
del whisky todos los ingredientes (excepto la cáscara del limón) con
hielo y tensión en un cristal del coctel. Agregue la torcedura de la
cáscara y del servicio del limón. Sirva en un cristal del coctel.

Compruebe fuera de esta receta distintiva para el…

Thu, 10 Apr 2008 20:27:00 +0000
Compruebe fuera de esta receta distintiva para el borbón de lujo, con
el whisky del borbón, el sec triple, el azúcar superfine, el bitters
y el limón. 1 azúcar superfine 2 del tsp del sec 1/4 del triple del
tsp de la cáscara el 1/2 del limón de la torcedura estralla los
bitters whisky del borbón de 2 onzas en una coctelera media llena con
los cubos del hielo, combina el borbón, el sec triple, el azúcar, y
el bitters. Pozo de la sacudida. Filtre en un cristal del coctel y
adorne con ...

Receta de Arturo Tompkins

Thu, 24 Jan 2008 18:22:00 +0000
Esto es una receta el tentar para Arturo Tompkins, con ginebra, el
licor de Grand Marnier, el jugo del limón y el limón anaranjados. 1
licor anaranjado de la cáscara el 1/2 onza Grand Marnier del limón
de la torcedura 2 jugo del limón del tsp de la ginebra 2 de la onza
en una coctelera media llena con los cubos del hielo, combina la
ginebra, el Grand Marnier, y el jugo del limón. Pozo de la sacudida.
Filtre en un cristal amargo y adorne con ...

Receta de lujo del whisky

Fri, 11 Apr 2008 08:24:00 +0000
Una gran receta para el whisky de lujo, con el whisky mezclado, el sec
triple, el azúcar pulverizada, el bitters y el limón. 1 bitters de
la rociada 1 tsp de la cáscara 1/4 del limón de la torcedura
pulverizó el tsp sec triple del azúcar 1/4 sacudida mezclada 2 onzas
del whisky todos los ingredientes (excepto la cáscara del limón) con
hielo y tensión en un cristal del coctel. Agregue la torcedura de la
cáscara y del servicio del limón. Sirva en un cristal del coctel.

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