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Movie: Orgazmo(1997)


Doctor:
Your testicles have grown to the size of Florida oranges.

Maxxx Orbison:
Really? Tell me something I don't know, doc!


Doctor:
I am going to have to amputate your pee pee.



Movie: Halo 2 (VG)(2004)


Sgt. Johnson:
[if the Master Chief dies] Ha ha very funny Chief!



[pause]

Sgt. Johnson:
Uh Oh



Movie: Ace Ventura: Pet Detective(1994)


Melissa:
[in her office, she is showing Ace a video of the halftime routine performed by their missing mascot, Snowflake. She sees Ace chewing on either birdseeds or sunflower seeds, and spreading the leftovers in a neat pile on her desk] Would you like an ashtray?

Ace Ventura:
Hmm-mmm. I don't smoke. It's a disgusting habit.




Movie: Darkman II: The Return of Durant (V)(1994)


Robert G. Durant:
Dr. Brinkman, I presume.



Movie: The Quiet Man(1952)


"Red Will" Danaher:
He'll regret it till his dying day, if ever he lives that long.




Movie: xXx(2002)


[after snowboarding down an avalanche]

Xander Cage:
Nothing like fresh powder.



Movie: Halo (VG)(2001)


Cortana:
[at the Control Room control panel] There, try that.

The Master Chief:
[the Master Chief puts Cortana's AI chip into the panel] You okay?


Cortana:
Never been better! You can't imagine the wealth of knowledge, so much so fast! It's fascinating!

The Master Chief:
So, what kind of weapon is it?

Cortana:
What are you talking about?

The Master Chief:
Let's stay focused, now. Halo. How do we use it against the Covenant?

Cortana:
This ring isn't a cudgel, you barbarian, it's something else. Something much more important. Gimme a second to access... Yes, this ring, it's forerunner. The forerunner built this ring, what they call a fortress world. Wait. No, that can't be... Oh, those Covenant fools! There must have been signs!

The Master Chief:
Hold on now, you're losin' me.

Cortana:
The Covenant found something, buried in this ring, something horrible, and now, they're scared.

The Master Chief:
Something buried? Wha...

Cortana:
The Captain! WE'VE GOT TO STOP THE CAPTAIN!


The Master Chief:
Keyes?

Cortana:
The weapons cache he's looking for it's not really, it doesn't really exist!

The Master Chief:
[tired and confused] I don't understa...

Cortana:
There's no time! Get out, find Keyes, and stop him!


[the Master Chief runs out of the room]

Cortana:
BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!



Movie: X2(2003)


Senator Kelly:
[Mystique in disguise] Mr. Stryker, do you really want to turn this into some kind of war?

William Stryker:
I was pilotin' Black Ops missions in the jungles of North Vietnam while you were suckin' on your mama's tit at Woodstock, Kelly. Don't lecture me about war. This already is a war.



Movie: D.E.B.S.(2003)


Amy, Lucy:
[Lucy and Amy are both running toward the same door - but cannot see each other because of a wall of boxes between them and they crash into each other] Ow! Oh, God! Sorry! Sorry!

Amy:
I am so sorry!

Lucy:
No, I'm sorry.

Amy:
[they see who each other is and immediately grab their guns and point them at each other] You're Lucy Diamond!

Lucy:
And your a D.E.B.!


Amy:
You have the right to remain silent.

Lucy:
[chuckles] You're reading me my rights?

Amy:
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you.

Amy:
[they reposition their guns, and Amy looks hesitant] Look.

Lucy:
Yeah?

Amy:
I am so not into dying today.

Lucy:
Me either.



[they continue to look at each other]

Lucy:
So what do we do?

Amy:
Well, why don't you put down your gun...

Lucy:
Why don't you put down your gun?

Amy:
Well, I'm the cop, so I'm more trustworthy...

Lucy:
You know. I don't get it. I'm minding my own business on some stupid blind date, and you guys are all over me!

Amy:
[puzzled] A blind date?


Lucy:
Yeah.

Amy:
[lowering gun] With that Russian girl? But... I didn't know you were a...

Lucy:
[lowers gun] Why would you know?

Amy:
I just... wow. That just so totally torpedoes my thesis.

Lucy:
Your what?

Amy:
[shyly] I'm doing a paper on you.


Lucy:
[flattered and intrigued] You are?



Movie: The Magnificent Seven Ride!(1972)


Noah Forbes, Writer:
Well, should we bury 'em?

Marshall Chris Adams:
The living need us more.



Movie: Unbreakable(2000)


David Dunn:
[talking to Elijah on phone] I've never been sick, I've never been injured... what do I do now?

Elijah Price:
Go to a place where people are... you won't have to wait very long.



Movie: Ocean's Twelve(2004)


Reuben Tishkoff:
[after Linus complains about the freak] Are you hosting a telethon we don't know about?




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