Today's Quotations

Quotations:

Movie: The Eagle Has Landed(1976)


Corpral Kuniski:
Hello Grandfather!

Laker Armsby (standing in a grave):
Foreigners?

Corpral Kuniski:
Polish. Corpral Kuniski.

Laker Armsby:
Kuniski? Well, that's not your fault, son, is it?



Movie: Our Lips Are Sealed(2000)


Maddie:
[in the WPP as Mormons] Attention! Attention everyone! We're part of the witness protection program!



Movie: Haggard: The Movie(2003)


Wallet Guy:
There's gotta be a fucking five in here somewhere.



Movie: Babe: Pig in the City(1998)


The Pitbull:
[during jelly bean distribution to the hungry animals] Thank the pig.



Movie: Tau man ji D(2005)


Itsuki Tachibana:
[to himself about his dad, who left the gas station behind to look after Bunta's car] That sucks. He's not young anymore. He's so irresponsible, leaving his business like this. What's gonna happen to me if it goes bankrupt? It's good that I've been living on my own, or else, I wouldn't be this chubby.



Movie: Halloween H20: 20 Years Later(1998)


Sarah:
Okay Charlie, no sex kinks till I've eaten.



Movie: Waiting for Guffman(1996)


Corky St. Clair:
People don't like to have fire poked, poked in their noses.



Movie: Darling(1965)


Diana Scott:
Imagine if...

Miles Brand:
What?

Diana Scott:
It took three.

Miles Brand:
Took three?

Diana Scott:
Sexes. To make a child.

Miles Brand:
Very entertaining.

Diana Scott:
Everything would be different, wouldn't it, quite different, with three sexes.

Miles Brand:
Haven't we got enough problems with two?




Movie: Jack Smith and the Destruction of Atlantis(2006)


Andy Warhol:
[speaking of Jack Smith] The only person I would ever copy. He's just so terrific, and I think he makes the best movies.




Movie: Halo 2 (VG)(2004)


Marine:
Yes, that's why they call it a breastplate.



Movie: Major League II(1994)


Jake Taylor:
Rube, you look at Playboy all the time, don't you?

Rube Baker:
I don't just look at it. I read the articles.

Jake Taylor:
Sure you do.


Rube Baker:
I do. I especially like it when they mention the girls' interests, like Betsy loves surfing.

Jake Taylor:
You even memorize them?

Rube Baker:
Yep. I guess I do.

Jake Taylor:
Bingo.



Movie: Vacation(1983)


Roy Walley:
Well, somebody better explain, or there'll, uh... there'll be a lot of explaining to do.



Latest Movie News

Cruise to make Oprah return after jump - West Online

Fri, 25 Apr 2008 03:39:00 GMT
US actor Tom Cruise is scheduled to return to The Oprah Winfrey Show, nearly three years after a couch-jumping appearance spawned countless YouTube parodies and late-night jokes ...

Full-length shows,even movies,growing on cellular (USA Today)

Wed, 23 Apr 2008 17:53:48 GMT
Forget short clips and "mobisodes." Cellphone providers are ramping up their full-episode TV offerings, from Lost to The Office, and even movies.

Toppman's top 11 movies to see this summer (The Charlotte Observer)

Thu, 24 Apr 2008 17:43:06 GMT
1. Hang on a second -- "Iron Man" is heading LT's list of things he most wants to see this summer, not counting sequels and remakes? Indeed it is. I read the comic books as a 9-year-old -- yes, when they debuted in 1963 -- and even though Marvel Comics movies have been an uneven lot, I have faith that director Jon Favreau and star Robert Downey Jr. can bring a sense of humor and irony to a ...

La receta verde de la milla

Thu, 24 Apr 2008 02:24:00 +0000
Aquí está una receta divina para la milla verde, con ron del licor
del melón, del coco de Malibu, licor del Cointreau y jugo de piña
anaranjados. licor del melón de 1 onza licor anaranjado del Cointreau
de 1/4 onza jugo de piña de 3 onzas sacudida y servicio del ron del
coco de 3/4 onza Malibu en un cristal del coctel. Servicio en un
cristal del coctel.

AddThis OnlyWire Bookmark With Socializer