Quotes for Today

Today's Quotes:

Movie: Ocean's Eleven(1960)


Parole Board Member #1:
Mr Ocean, the purpose of this hearing is to determine, whether, if released, you are likely to break the law again. While this was your first conviction, you have been implicated, though never charged, in over a dozen other confidence tricks and frauds. What can you tell us about those?


Danny:
As you say, ma'am, I was never charged.

Parole Board Member #2:
Mr Ocean, what we're trying to find out is was there a reason you chose to commit this crime, or was there a reason you simply got caught this time.

Danny:
My wife left me. I was upset. I fell into a self-destructive pattern.

Parole Board Member #3:
If released, is it likely you'd fall back into a similar pattern?

Danny:
She already left me once. I don't think she'd do it again just for kicks.



Movie: Da uomo a uomo(1967)


Bill:
I can pay for the information, with his five hundred.

Ryan:
He's worth more than that to me. Fifteen thousand. So I suggest you keep your distance. 'Cause if you don't, I might get MAD.



Movie: The Adventures of Ford Fairlane(1990)


Ford Fairlane:
Here's to you, Johnny. Sucking my dick. (toasting with Johnny Crunch at the radio station)



Movie: One Hundred and One Dalmatians(1961)


Pongo:
Perdy... I'm afraid it's all up to us.


Perdita:
Oh, Pongo. Isn't there any hope?

Pongo:
Well, yes. There's the twilight bark.

Perdita:
The twilight bark? But dear, that's only a gossip chain.

Pongo:
Darling, it's the very fastest way to send news. And if our puppies are anywhere in the city, the London dogs will know. Now we'll send the word tonight when our pets take us for a walk in the park.



Movie: The Oblong Box(1969)


N'Galo:
We have knowledge of things you know nothing of.



Movie: Halloweentown (TV)(1998)


Sophie 'Soapy' Cromwell:
I wanna help you fight the bad thing!



Movie: Hail the Conquering Hero(1944)


Mrs. Truesmith:
[showing the Marines the shrine to Woodrow's father] Now I have two heroes.


[looks at the six Marines]

Mrs. Truesmith:
I have eight heroes.

Bugsy:
You can sure put me on your flag. I sure ain't got anybody else.

Mrs. Truesmith:
I'd be very proud to.



Movie: Queer Duck: The Movie (V)(2006)


Reverend Vandergelding:
[after forcing Queer Duck to drink a potion that will turn him straight] Could it be? What do you think of Cameron Diaz?

Queer Duck:
[in a masculine voice] She's hot.

Reverend Vandergelding:
Camryn Manheim?

Queer Duck:
She's hot.


Reverend Vandergelding:
Sister Wendy?


[shows a picture of an ugly old nun]

Queer Duck:
[scratches his chin] I'd do her.

Reverend Vandergelding:
SUCCESS!



Movie: Nadia (TV)(1984)


Bela Karolyi:
She's getting *very* good.

Gheorge Comaneci:
But will all this make her happy?

Bela Karolyi:
You just saw her, I have to order her to stop.




Movie: Ace Ventura: Pet Detective(1994)


Mrs. Finkle:
It was all that Dan Marino's fault, everyone knows that. If he had held the ball, laces out, like he was supposed to, Ray would never have missed that kick. Dan Marino should die of gonorrhea and rot in hell. Would you like a cookie, son?



Movie: Take Me Out to the Ball Game(1949)


Eddie O'Brien:
How many times have I told you to pick on somebody your size?

Dennis Ryan:
There ain't nobody my size.



Movie: Once Were Warriors(1994)


Jake Heke:
I bought seafood today - bloody everything! Just wanted to put a smile on her face. Think she'd let me? Not a chance. All I said was that I got laid off. Anybody would've thought I'd told her my prick had dropped off!



Today's Movie News

Apple's iTunes to sell movies on the day of their DVD release - Los Angeles Times

Fri, 02 May 2008 04:14:00 GMT
SAN FRANCISCO -- Apple Inc. said Thursday that it would sell new releases from all the major movie studios through its iTunes online store on the same day as their DVD release ...

Receta de la calle del lavabo

Thu, 01 May 2008 02:01:00 +0000
Compruebe fuera de esta receta mouthwatering para la calle del lavabo,
con el whisky del borbón, el sec triple y el jugo del limón. jugo 1
onza sec triple del limón de 1 onza sacudida del whisky del borbón
de 2 onzas con hielo agrietado y tensión en un cristal del coctel.
Servicio en un cristal del coctel.

iTunes to sell new movies - Hampton Roads Daily Press

Fri, 02 May 2008 07:49:00 GMT
Apple Inc. said Thursday that new movies from a slate of major studios will now be available for purchase over iTunes the day they're released on DVD. The change will beef up the ...

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