Daily Movie Quotes

Today's Movie Quotes:

Movie: The Valley of Gwangi(1969)


Professor Bromley:
Eohippus, if you are one, what are you doing here over 50 million years after you should be extinct. Could be a freak of nature, of course.

Tuck:
Is there any way you can tell?

Professor Bromley:
By checking its origin. If I could prove that this is the genuine article I should undoubtedly receive a knighthood, Mr Kirby, for the greatest scientific discover of the age.

Tuck:
The greatest scientific discovery of the age? T.J. doesn't know what she's got herself.



Movie: Kate & Leopold(2001)


Charlie:
[Charlie, obviously drunk, is entertaining his friends with stories from acting camp] He started squirting everybody with this turkey baster and screaming "Un-sex me! Un-sex me!"

Dennis:
Wasn't Willem Dafoe in that group?

Leopold:
Yeah, and he went on to talk about how a lot of secrets are hidden in people's basements...

Leopold:
Like the Louvre?



[everybody pauses and looks at Leo]

Leopold:
I'm sorry, Charles, you were saying?

Patrice:
What about the Louvre?

Monica:
Yeah, tell us what you were going to say.

Leopold:
Well, not all of the artwork in the Louvre is on the walls. Some is in the basement.

Patrice:
You've been in the basement of the Louvre?

Leopold:
Why, yes!


Patrice:
I was a art history major at Vassar!

Leopold:
Ahhhh...



Movie: On the Set with 'Secondhand Lions' (V)(2004)


Michael Caine:
That's no CGI lion.



Movie: Up the Down Staircase(1967)


[Mr. McHabe notices Miss Barrett walking towards class with a homemade suggestion box]

J.J. McHabe:
Oh. Suggestions, Miss Barrett, ahh? I must say you've got guts.

Sylvia Barrett:
It's just an idea, Mr. McHabe. It seems to me that if the students have a chance to speak freely without fear of punishment...

J.J. McHabe:
Listen, you start running this school with ideas, you'll have riots in your rooms. Fear - That's all they understand.



Movie: The Magnificent Seven Ride!(1972)


Noah Forbes, Writer:
That's all we're taking?

Marshall Chris Adams:
Yeah.

Noah Forbes, Writer:
Let's get more men.

Marshall Chris Adams:
Seven's always been my lucky number.



Movie: Vacation(1983)


Ed, the car salesman:
Wait a minute, I'll get to the bottom of this, we'll find your car. Davenport!

Davenport:
Yes, Mr. Ed.

Ed, the car salesman:
Where is Mr. Griswold's Sports Wagon?

Davenport:
I don't know sir.

Ed, the car salesman:
I know what must have happened. It didn't come in. Now I can get you the Sports Wagon; the only problem is that it may take six weeks. I owe it to myself to tell you that if you're taking the whole tribe cross-country, the Wagon Queen Family Truckster is the way to go. You think you hate it now, but just wait until you drive it.


Clark Griswald:
Ed, I'm not your average fool. Now I want my super sports wagon now, or I'm gonna take my business elsewhere!

Ed, the car salesman:
Davenport! Get Mr. Griswald's car and bring it back here!


[the car is in the process of being smashed. It returns flat, and clark tries to squat and open the door]



Movie: Our Town (TV)(1989)


Mrs. Soames:
What did she die of, Julia?

Mrs. Gibbs:
In childbirth.

Mrs. Soames:
Childbirth. I'd forgotten all about that. My, wasn't life awful--and wonderful.



Movie: O. Henry's Full House(1952)


Sam 'Slick' Brown:
An oil well is a hole in the ground surrounded by suckers.



Movie: The Addams Family(1991)



Gomez:
[as he helps Morticia out of a trap] Leather straps, red-hot pokers!

Morticia:
Later, my dearest.



Movie: X-Men: Next Dimension (VG)(2002)


Magneto:
Humans, you're time has come...



Movie: The X Files Game (VG)(1998)


Mark Cook:
Why Agent Willmore!

Craig Willmore:
Why Agent Cook!

Mark Cook:
You picked a great day to be late. There some big gun from DC in. Don't know why but it sounds serious.

Craig Willmore:
Probably just making sure we're not stealing paper clips.




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