Daily Quotations

Today's Quotations:

Movie: Darkness Waits(2007)


Isaak:
Don't make fun of hearing-impaired people, asshole.



Movie: Easter Yeggs(1947)


Bugs Bunny:
[singing and skipping] Here's the Easter Rabbit, hooray! / Making like funny, hooray! - Phooey! I'm glad I don't have to do this for a living.



[Resumes singing]

Bugs Bunny:
I am getting looney tuney, touched in the head / This whole thing is gooney, I should have stood in bed.



Movie: The Pacifier(2005)


Shane Wolfe:
When you're down and low, lower than the floor, And you feel like you ain't got a chance. Bom, bom, bom, Don't make a move till you're in the groove And do the Peter Panda Dance:


[Clap twice]

Shane Wolfe:
'Just hop three times like a kangaroo, Side-step twice just like those/the crabs do, Three steps forward, one step back. Quick like a turtle, lie on your back!


[Whispering]

Shane Wolfe:
'Roll like a log till you can't roll no more!' Better jump up quick like there ain't no floor, Hold your breath, and jump/step/slide to the left'; And that's the Peter, I swear that's the Peter, That's the Peter Panda Dance!



[And then he goes on and say]

Shane Wolfe:
Goodnight, Peter Panda!



Movie: Quackodile Tears(1962)


Daffy:
Some people just can't seem to mind their own business.


[alligator gets Daffy]

Daffy:
All right, wise guy! Open up or else!



[alligator opens mouth]

Daffy:
One more move out of you and I'll let 'em have it! What a stoop.



Movie: Targets(1968)


[to the police]

Bobby Thompson:
Hardly ever missed, did I?



Movie: Under Siege 2: Dark Territory(1995)


[addressing the passengers by videophone]

Travis Dane:
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. This is your captor speaking. There's been a slight change in your travel plans tonight. You have, you will note, been moved to the last two cars of the train for your own well-being. First, I'd like to call your attention to the highly trained men with the automatic weapons in your cars. In the event of an emergency, they may be called upon to shoot you. Your safety IS our primary concern. However, if you try anything stupid, Federal Regulations require that I kill you. So please, no hero shit!



Movie: Madonna: Truth or Dare(1991)


Warren Beatty:
[after Madonna declines to talk to her doctor off-camera] She doesn't want to live off-camera, much less talk. There's nothing to say off-camera. Why would you say something if it's off-camera? What point is there existing?



Movie: Galaxy Quest(1999)



Jason Nesmith:
It doesn't take a great actor to recognize a bad one.



Movie: Ultimate Avengers (V)(2006)


Nick Fury:
We're forming a team to fend off a global threat. So what do you say?

Thor:
This.


[belches]

Thor:
And this.



[belches]



Movie: The Unborn(1991)


Abortionist:
Candy apple time!



Movie: Major League(1989)


Jake Taylor:
Second base... shit.




Movie: Daffy Duck's Quackbusters(1988)


Daffy:
Well I'm here, what've I missed? Massacre started yet? Fireworks going off? Balloon going up?



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