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Movie: The Odd Couple II(1998)


Sheriff:
Okay, now explain to me one more time how the rental car caught fire and exploded.

Oscar Madison:
He called me a shithead and punched the car, it went rolling down a cliff.

Sheriff:
Why did you punch the car?

Felix Ungar:
Because the shithead threw the directions out the window and left my suitcase at the rental car agency.

Sheriff:
Why did you throw the directions out the window?


Oscar Madison:
Because they caught fire from my cigar ashes and were burning on my crotch!

Felix Ungar:
The first time he's been hot down there for years.

Oscar Madison:
I just wanted you to know what it felt like down there...

Sheriff:
OK, boys, settle down. You two don't get along too well, do you?

Oscar Madison:
Oh, that's not true. There was a period of 17 years that was wonderful. Then unfortunately we saw each other again.



Movie: Dark Command(1940)


Fletcher 'Fletch' McCloud:
Well, I guess Lawrence is burned to the ground.

Bob 'Shortcut' Seton:
Yeah. Well, we got a saying down in Texas: that it takes a good fire to burn down the weeds... to let the flowers grow.



Movie: Haggard: The Movie(2003)


Wallet Guy:
There's gotta be a fucking five in here somewhere.



Movie: Back to the Future(1985)


Dave McFly:
[kissing George McFly on the head] See ya later, Pop. Whooo, time to change that oil.



Movie: Zathura: A Space Adventure(2005)


Danny:
Wanna play Stratego?

Walter:
No, you always cheat at board games.

Danny:
But you can't even cheat at Stratego!

Walter:
Trust me, you'll find a way.




Today's Movie News

Hasbro Takes Its Games to the Movies - ABC News

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Receta del coctel #2 de Sevilla

Fri, 22 Feb 2008 00:01:00 +0000
Esto es una receta encantadora para el coctel de Sevilla # 2, con ron
ligero, puerto rojizo, azúcar superfine y huevo. 1 ron ligero del 1/2
onza 1 huevo azúcar superfine del tsp rojizo del puerto 1 de 1 onza
en una coctelera media llena con los cubos del hielo, combina todos
los ingredientes. Pozo de la sacudida. Filtre en un cristal amargo.
Sirva en un cristal amargo del whisky.

Hellboy II: The Golden Army - Washington Post

Fri, 11 Jul 2008 04:38:00 GMT
This summer, comic-book fans have been spoiled for choice at the multiplex. But despite the hype of "Iron Man" or anticipation of "The Dark Knight," for a select few this season is about one thing: "Hellboy II: The Golden Army." Those fans will be ...

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