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Movie: Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby(2006)


Chip:
I can't hold my tongue. These kids are my grandchildren and you are raising them wrong. They are *terrible* boys!

Walker:
Shut up, Chip, or I'll go ape-shit on your ass!

Texas Ranger:
I'm gonna scissor-kick you in the back of the head!


Cal Naughton, Jr.:
Yeah!

Ricky Bobby:
Yeah! Now turn up the heat!

Cal Naughton, Jr.:
Go on and get some, boys!

Ricky Bobby:
Come on!

Walker:
I'm ten years old, but I'll beat your ass!

Texas Ranger:
Chip, I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey!

Cal Naughton, Jr.:
Like a spider monkey! Go on!

Ricky Bobby:
Chip, you brought this on, man.

Walker:
Greatest Generation my ass. Tom Brokaw's a punk!


Chip:
What is wrong with you?

Texas Ranger:
Chip, I'm all jacked up on Mountain Dew!



Movie: O Brother, Where Art Thou?(2000)


Ulysses Everett McGill:
I'll tell you what I am - I'm the damn paterfamilias! You can't marry him!



Movie: Mad Max(1979)


Roop:
That scag and his floozie, they're gonna die!



Movie: Haggard: The Movie(2003)


Ryan Dunn:
You look beautiful today.

Glauren:
You look like shit.

Ryan Dunn:
Gee thanks, why do you think I'm in here? I'm getting my hair cut. I know I look like shit.



Movie: Major League(1989)


[the Indians General Manager calls minor league coach Lou Brown at Tire World to offer him a position with the Indians]

Charlie Donovan:
How would you like to manage the Indians this year?

Lou Brown:
Gee, I don't know...

Charlie Donovan:
What do you mean, you don't know? This is your chance to manage in the big leagues.

Lou Brown:
Let me get back to you, will ya, Charlie? I got a guy on the other line asking about some white walls.



Movie: Van Helsing(2004)


Frankenstein's Monster:
Let me go!

Carl:
Where are you going to go? I don't know if you've looked in the mirror lately, but you kind of stick out in a crowd.



Movie: Major League II(1994)


Harry Doyle:
Rick Vaughn gets the starting call today. We hear he matured a lot over the winter, apparently he's bathing now. Congratulations, Rick. As you know, Monte, Vaughn is working on a couple of new pitches. The Eliminator and the Humilator to complement his fastball, the Terminator.

Monte:
I heard that.

Harry Doyle:
Dynamite drop-in Monte. That broadcast school has really paid off.



Movie: Van Wilder(2002)


Van Wilder:
Take your clothes off.

Gwen:
I'm not taking off my clothes.

Van Wilder:
Well it is the naked mile run, everybody else is in their birthday suit.


[a hairy naked guy runs by]

Van Wilder:
Except that guy.



Movie: "10-8: Officers on Duty"(2003)


Deputy Rico Amonte:
[describing a murderer] I remember the guy's appearance. Five foot, ten, black stringy hair, eyes to turn Medusa to stone.



Movie: The Addams Family(1991)


Gomez:
They say a man who represents himself has a fool for a client. Well, with God as my witness, I am that fool!



Movie: Gangs of New York(2002)


Amsterdam Vallon:
Suppose you back an Irish candidate, of my choosin', and I'll deliver all the Irish vote?

Boss Tweed:
That will only happen in the reign of Queen Dick.



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Receta del coctel de Tovarich

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licor de la vodka, de la alcaravea de Kummel y las cales. 1 vodka del
1/2 onza jugo del licor de la alcaravea de 3/4 onza Kummel de las
cales del 1/2 sacudare todos los ingredientes con hielo, filtra en un
cristal del coctel, y servicio. Servicio en un cristal del coctel.

Receta tropical de la tempestad de la lluvia

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oscuros del Cointreau. 1 ron oscuro del 1/2 onza 1 jugo anaranjado del
limón del brandy el 1/2 onza de la cereza del licor el 1/2 onza del
Cointreau del tsp vierte el ron, el brandy de la cereza, el jugo del
limón y el Cointreau oscuros en una coctelera de coctel media llena
con los cubos del hielo. Sacudara bien, tensión en un coctel ...

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