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Movie: Dangerous Ground(1997)


Vusi Madlazi:
There are two things I never pay for: Pussy and water.

Overweight Prostitute:
Why?

Vusi Madlazi:
Because they should both be free.



Movie: Ace Ventura: Pet Detective(1994)


[Melissa and Ace are reading news clippings about Ray Finkle]

Melissa:
"Replacement Kicker Having a Great Year." "Ready For Super Bowl, All-Star Kicker Boasts."

Ace Ventura:
"Field Goal Sails Wide. Dolphins Lose Super Bowl."

Melissa:
The "Kick Heard Round The World." That was Finkle. The Dolphins lost by one point.


[Ace lets out an impressed whistle. Melissa flips to the next clipping, with a headline that reads "Finkle Contract Not Renewed."]


Melissa:
Poor guy.

Ace Ventura:
Poor guy with a motive, baby.



Movie: Tarzan(1999)


Clayton:
[Draws a crude gorilla on Jane's chalkboard and points to it with the chalk] Gorilla.


Tarzan:
[Takes the chalk and examines it] Gor-illa.

Professor Porter:
[Excited] Oh! Oh! He's got it!

Tarzan:
Gor-illa!


[Proceeds to scribble wildly on the chalkboard]

Tarzan:
Gorrrrr-illllla!

Professor Porter:
Oh, perhaps not...




Movie: Only Angels Have Wings(1939)


Bonnie Lee:
You love him, don't you, Kid?


Kid Dabb:
Yes, I guess I do.

Bonnie Lee:
Why can't I love him the way you do? Why couldn't I sneer when he tries to kill himself, feel proud when he doesn't? Why couldn't I be there to meet him when he gets back? Why couldn't I... What do you do when he doesn't come back when you expect him to?

Kid Dabb:
I go nuts.

Bonnie Lee:
Gee whiz, you're a great help.



Movie: Dangerous Brothers Present: World of Danger (V)(1986)


Richard Dangerous:
That's revolting. What've you been eating?

Sir Adrian Dangerous:
Doggie doo.

Richard Dangerous:
Doggie doo?

Sir Adrian Dangerous:
Yeah. I did it for a bet.

Richard Dangerous:
A bet?

Sir Adrian Dangerous:
Yeah. I said "I bet that tastes disgusting!"



Movie: Back in the Day (V)(2005)


J-Bone:
I didn't kill anybody that didn't deserve it.




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