Quotes for Today

Today's Quotes:

Movie: Madagascar(2005)


Marty the Zebra:
Alex, do not interrupt me when I'm daydreaming. If a zebra's in the zone, leave him alone.



Movie: X-Men: The Last Stand(2006)


Raven Darkholme:
[after she's intercepted a cure meant for Magneto] Eric...?

Eric Lensherr:
I'm sorry, my dear. You're not one of us anymore.



Movie: The Jacket(2005)


[letter Jack writes to Jean]


Jack Starks:
Sometimes I think we live through things only to be able to say that it happened. That it wasn't to someone else, it was to me. Sometimes we live to beat the odds. I'm not crazy even though they thought I was. I live in the same world as everyone else. I just saw more of it, as I'm sure you have. They'll find my body tomorrow. You can check it out if you don't believe me. I've seen life after my death, and I'm telling you this because it's the only way to help you and your daughter have a better life of your own. Jean, you're gonna pass out one day smoking a cigarette and burn to death. Your daughter grows up living the same life you're living right now. And she misses you so much. Sometimes life can only really begin with the knowledge of death. That it can all end, even when you least want it to. The important thing in life is to believe that while you're alive, it's never too late. I promise you, Jean, no matter how bad things look, they look better awake than they do asleep. When you die, there's only one thing you want to happen. You wanna come back.



Movie: Uncle Buck(1989)


Buck Russell:
[On the way to his brother's] Oh boy, those kids. I haven't seen those kids in a while. Tia's gotta be nine. Nine, maybe ten. Oh boy. And the two new ones. They're uh... Larry and... uh... Larry and, uh... Uh... Betsy. Betsy, uh... Jennifer. Jennifer. Larry and Jennifer. Oh boy.



Movie: Wadd: The Life and Times of John C. Holmes(1998)


William Margold:
[regarding Holmes] He was just a little boy with a big dick who found a pot of gold at the end of his zipper.



Movie: UHF(1989)


Stanley Spadowski:
[in backroom of the UHF building, preparing for another fund drive. There is a knock at the back door] Who is it?


Head Thug:
I got a pizza here for Mr. Stanley Spadowski.

Stanley Spadowski:
Pizza? For me? Ohhhh-ho-ho, boy!


[opens door, gets yanked through violently]

Stanley Spadowski:
[later, blindfolded in the backseat of a car with the three thugs] I like peppers. I looooove anchovies. 'Cause they're real fishy. Sometimes I like to get a pizza with nothin' on it but anchovies, no peppers, no olives, no onions... 'cause they're good!

Killer Thug:
[raises revolver] So, uh... do we kill him?

Head Thug:
No, no, the boss just wants us to keep him on ice for a while. Easy, easy!


Stanley Spadowski:
Hey, wait a minute! You guys aren't from the pizza place!



Movie: Baby Geniuses(1999)


Dickie and Lenny:
[hypotized] The magnificent Sly and the Bobbins' babies have a vitally important errand at Babyco.


[blow raspberries]




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