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Movie: The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert(1994)



Mitzi:
I never heard Trumpet play.

Bernadette:
Play? He didn't *play*, dear. Trumpet didn't have a single musical bone in his body. No, Trumpet had an unusually large foreskin. So large that he could wrap the entire thing around a Monte Carlo biscuit.



Movie: Out for Justice(1991)


[after beating up the entire bar]

Detective Gino Felino NYPD:
Anybody seen Richie? I'm gonna keep comin' back until someone REMEMBERS seein' Richie.



Movie: Haggard: The Movie(2003)


Falcone:
I like chocolate, I like fudge, I'll make some now or I won't budge.



Movie: Major Payne(1995)


Cadet Alex Stone:
What about family and unity and all that other bullshit you said?

Major Benson Winifred Payne:
I never said family don't break up. Don't you watch Oprah?



Movie: Major League II(1994)


Willie Mays Hayes:
Told you I wasn't gonna slide!

Jack Parkman:
You got a long way to go peckerhead

Willie Mays Hayes:
That's Mr. Peckerhead to you, PAL!



Movie: Paint Your Wagon(1969)


Elizabeth:
Did you know that the Fenty's had an apple farm back in Pennsylvania?

Ben Rumson:
Apple jack, huh?

Mr. Fenty:
No, sir, we did not make apple jack!

Ben Rumson:
Then, what did you grow the apples for?

Mr. Fenty:
Mr. Rumson, do you think that everything that comes out of the earth should be used to make liquor?

Ben Rumson:
Whenever possible, yes.



Today's Movie News

Problems we face have many causes - Leaf Chronicle

Sun, 05 Oct 2008 09:59:00 GMT
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Receta de Chilton

Wed, 19 Mar 2008 17:29:00 +0000
Una receta el tentar para Chilton, con la vodka, los limones, el agua
de soda, la sal y el hielo. 1 terraplén de la vodka del 1/2 onza con
el jugo del hielo del agua de soda de 1 terraplén de la sal de los
limones una sal bordeó el cristal del coctel con hielo. Vierta
adentro la vodka y agregue el jugo del limón. Llene de soda. Inserte
la paja y revuelva levemente. Adorne con una cuña del limón. Sirva
en un cristal del coctel.

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