Lines from Movies for Today

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Movie: About a Boy(2002)


Will:
[thinking] Every man is an island. I stand by that. But clearly some men are island CHAINS. Underneath, they are connected...

Marcus:
[thinking] I used to think two was not enough. But now things are great; there are loads of people... I don't know what Will was so pissed about. I don't think couples are the future. The way I see it now, we both got back-up now. It's like that thing Jon Bon Jovi said: 'No man is an island.'




Movie: Kate & Leopold(2001)


Uncle Millard:
It has always been your greatest misfortune, nephew, that you so thoroughly amuse yourself with the sound of your own voice.

Leopold:
In a life as stagnant as mine, that I can amuse myself at all is an evolutionary miracle.




Movie: Babes in Toyland(1934)


[Barnaby disappears down well. Stannie and Ollie corner him]

Stannie Dum:
You better come up dead or alive!


Ollie Dee:
Now, how can he come up dead when he's alive?

Stannie Dum:
Let's drop a rock on him. That'll make him dead when he's alive.

Ollie Dee:
Now you're talkin' sense.

Stannie Dum:
[into well] Look out!

Ollie Dee:
*Don't* tell him to look out!

Stannie Dum:
Well, it might'a hit 'im.

Ollie Dee:
That's what we *want* it to do!

Stannie Dum:
[into well] Did it hit ya?


Ollie Dee:
Not a sound.

Stannie Dum:
It musta got 'im.



Movie: Halo 2 (VG)(2004)


Arbiter:
Those that built the rings? What happened to the Forerunners?

343 Guilty Spark:
After exhausting every strategic attempt, my creators fired the rings. They and every sentient life form within three radii of the galatic center died as planned. Would you like to see the relevant data?

Arbiter:
Tartarus, the Prophets have betrayed us.

Tartarus:
NO, Arbiter! The Great Journey has begun, and the Brutes, not the Elites, shall be the Prophets' escort!




Movie: Ultimo tango a Parigi(1972)


[Paul and Jeanne are talking in bed about Jeanne's past experiences with men]


Paul:
You started grabbing his joint?

Jeanne:
Your crazy!

Paul:
Well, he touched you, didn't he?

Jeanne:
I never let him! Never!

Paul:
Ugh! Liar, liar, pants on fire, nose as long as a telephone wire.


[Slight pause]

Paul:
You mean to tell me he didn't touch you? Look at me straight in the face and say, 'He didn't touch me.'

Jeanne:
No, he touched me, but the way he did it.


Paul:
Aha! The *way* he did it.



Movie: Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight(1995)



Crypt Keeper:
Fasten your drool cups, and ready your vomit bags! We're going to the movies! Frights, camera, action!



Movie: Ocean's Eleven(1960)


Basher:
Window or aisle, boys? Yeah, we're in deep shit!



Movie: D.A.R.Y.L.(1985)


General Graycliffe:
A child with a stick of chewing gum has just rendered your hundred million dollars of hardware useless.



Movie: Ye Olden Days(1933)



King:
She acts like a fanatic! Lock her in the attic!



Movie: Half Baked(1998)


Kenny:
In eleven days I'm as good as skewered! Ever take your clothes off and run backwards through a cornfield?



Movie: S.W.A.T.(2003)


Hondo:
You know what they say, you're either SWAT or you're not.



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