Latest greatest Quotations

Today's Quotations:

Movie: Jackass Number Two(2006)


Wee Man:
What? I can't hear... kinda.







Movie: The One(2001)


Yulaw:
There hasn't been anything like what I have become. You know that, you were there for my very first one.





Movie: Jackass: The Movie(2002)


Chris Pontius:
I guess I don't have any last words. I'm just gonna kill myself once I lose my wiener.



Movie: Van Wilder(2002)


Van Wilder:
The first day of spring semester. A time to say goodbye to the parents once again, and say hello to a few new student bodies.







Movie: The Odd Couple II(1998)


Oscar Madison:
OK, Felix, make out a timetable: when you're gonna eat, when you're gonna pee, when you're gonna fart, when you're gonna cry, and when you're gonna sleep, because that's the last time I'm pulling off the freeway, ya hear?

Felix Ungar:
Oh, and I suppose you never have to pee, huh?

Oscar Madison:
I do it for a half hour in the morning, then I'm through for the day.



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