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Movie: Van Wilder(2002)


Van Wilder:
if you're always thinking about the future, then you kinda forget about the present.



Movie: The Adventures of Mark Twain(1944)


Tom Sawyer:
We're only waiting for the right moment now.

Becky Thatcher:
What are you talking about?


Huck Finn:
Yeah?

Tom Sawyer:
Becky, do you swear not to tell?

Becky Thatcher:
Sure.

Tom Sawyer:
On your grandmother's bones?


[Becky rolls her eyes]

Tom Sawyer:
Well, do ya?

Becky Thatcher:
Yeah.

Tom Sawyer:
We're gonna hijack this balloon.


Becky Thatcher:
What?

Huck Finn:
Hijack?

Tom Sawyer:
Just imagine: Tom Sawyer, aeronort, saves airborne friends from madman's death wish.



Movie: Under the Tuscan Sun(2003)


Patti:
Frances bought a house in Tuscany! And you're going to live there alone?


Frances:
Well, I'm not there alone. I'm there with bugs.

Patti:
Ew.



Movie: Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls(1995)


Ace:
OK, all looks good, you know, you never really know until you check things out yourself.

Fulton Greenwall:
Well, aren't you going to go investigate?

Ace:
ITS DARK IN THERE... I MIGHT FALL INTO A PRECIPICE!

Ouda:
Here you go.


[hands him torch]

Ace:
[gives look] Spank you, Helpy Helperton...




Movie: Madagascar(2005)


Alex the Lion:
[talking in his sleep] Come on now, baby. My little filet. My little filet mignon with a little fat around the edges. I like that. I like a little fat on my steak. My sweet, juicy steak. You are a rare delicacy.



Movie: The V.I.P.s(1963)


Frances Andros:
For most of those thirteen years I've loved him. But I don't know him.



Movie: The Maitlands (TV)(1993)


Roger Maitland:
I should like to swim out, for miles and miles, through the moonlit water, and quietly drown.



Movie: Back in the Day (V)(2005)


J-Bone:
I'd rather be feared than loved.



Movie: The Quiet Man(1952)


"Red Will" Danaher:
So the I.R.A. is in this too, is it?

Hugh Forbes:
If it were, Red Will Danaher, not a scorched stone of your fine house would still be standing.

Michaleen Flynn:
A beautiful sentiment!




Movie: Quills(2000)


The Marquis de Sade:
I have a proposition.

Coulmier:
You always do.


The Marquis de Sade:
Madeleine. She's besotted with me. She'd do anything I asked. She could pay you a visit.

Coulmier:
I don't know who you insult more, her or me.

The Marquis de Sade:
Part the gates of heaven, as it were.

Coulmier:
That's enough!

The Marquis de Sade:
You're too tense, darling. You could do with a long, slow screw.

Coulmier:
Good night, Marquis.


[walks out the room]

The Marquis de Sade:
[shouts] Then bugger me! Goddamn you, Abbe! Have you no true sense of my condition? Of its gravity? My writing is involuntary, like the beating of my heart. My constant erection!




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