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Movie: Back to the Future Part II(1989)


Biff Tannen:
That's about as funny as a screen door on a battleship.

Marty McFly:
[under his breath] It's "screen door on a submarine," you dork.




Movie: Vacation(1983)


Aunt Edna:
Why don't you just ask him for the money, Eddie? He sure as Hell can't take a hint.

Cousin Eddie:
Well, I didn't want to ask you, Clark, you know, but could you maybe spare a little extra cash?

Clark:
Sure, Eddie, how much do you need?

Cousin Eddie:
About fifty-two thousand dollars.



Movie: Vacation(1983)


Aunt Edna:
Is this your idea of a good restaurant? Dog killer!




Movie: Halloween H20: 20 Years Later(1998)


Sarah:
Okay Charlie, no sex kinks till I've eaten.



Movie: The Usual Suspects(1995)


Jack Baer, FBI:
They tell me you got the cripple from New York in there. He mention Keyser Soze?

Dave Kujan:
Who?

Jack Baer, FBI:
Bear with me here...

Dave Kujan:
[Kujan bursts into Rabin's office] Who's Keyser Soze?

Verbal:
Ohhh, fuck!



Movie: Tales from Muppetland: The Frog Prince (TV)(1971)


Kermit, King Rupert the Second:
You're crazy; you can't swim!

Robin:
But if I go back on my word it will be


[pause]

Robin:
unprincely.

Kermit, King Rupert the Second:
And if you drown it'll be unfrogly.



Movie: G.I. Joe: The Movie (V)(1987)



Shipwreck:
Save my bones for Davy Jones!



Movie: The Ugly(1997)


Simon Cartwright:
Is that offer still open? To try on you what I tried on that bitch?



Movie: Sabretooth (V)(2002)



Lola Rodriguez:
Poor guy, how'd you get roped into this?

Jason:
My mom said I was spending too much time in front of the computer. So I told her I'd go virtual camping. She told me she'd give me a virtual beating and I don't know. She said the fresh air would do me some good. I don't know if there's enough air up here to be fresh, though.

Trent Parks:
You can't baby 'em.

Casey:
I'm doing the training this year.

Trent Parks:
You might as well do it right.

Casey:
Are you gonna criticize everything I do?

Lola Rodriguez:
Are you two gonna fight like this the whole time? Jeez, I might as well be at my house.

Trent Parks:
Do it your way.

Leon Tingel:
He's an asshole, anyway.


Trent Parks:
He's just trying to get in your pants, Casey.

Casey:
Yeah, well maybe he will.



Movie: Galaxy Quest(1999)


Jason Nesmith:
I'm going to rest my eyes for a moment. But go on. I am listening...



Movie: Obyknovennoye chudo (TV)(1978)


Minister Administrator:
You are attractive. I am devilishly attractive. Why should we waste our time?



Movie: Halloween(1978)


Lynda:
Now when we get inside, Annie will distract Lindsey and we go upstairs to the first bedroom on the right. Got it?

Bob:
First I rip your clothes off...

Lynda:
Don't rip my blouse, it's expensive you idiot!


Bob:
Then I rip my clothes off, then I rip Lindsey's clothes off, yeah I think I got it.



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