Daily Quotes

Today's Quotes:

Movie: Van Helsing(2004)


[Carl hands Van Helsing his latest invention, an automatic crossbow]

Carl:
A work of certifiable genius.


Van Helsing:
If you don't say so yourself.

Carl:
Well, I did say so myself.



Movie: Daitozoku(1963)


Sobei:
Earlier you smiled at me.

Sukezaemon Naya, alias 'Luzon':
Oh, it was a mistake.

Sobei:
A mistake?

Sukezaemon Naya, alias 'Luzon':
Yes, uh, I only thought you were the princess.

Sobei:
Hmph.



Movie: Tall in the Saddle(1944)


Rocklin:
I never feel sorry for anything that happens to a woman.




Movie: Madea's Family Reunion(2006)


Mable 'Madea' Simmons:
Aunt Ruby's 96 years old, she needs to see her family.




Movie: Makai tenshô(1981)


Araki Mataemon:
Jubei, it is only to kill you that I have come back to life. Hiding behind your name, living idly from day to day ... How will the third generation of Yagyu fare in a real fight, I wonder?



Movie: Madagascar (VG)(2005)


Albino Croc:
What? Well, number 1 sucked anyway.



Movie: S.O.B.(1981)


Dr. Irving Finegarten:
Come to think of it, why should I give you a vitamin shot? I'm the one with the hangover. B-12, B-Complex, Crude Liver, and a generous jolt of adrenal cortex. Chased by a Bloody Mary. L'chaim! Now Lila, in order to inject this properly I have to expose my gluteus maximus.

Lila:
Want me to do it for ya?

Dr. Irving Finegarten:
Are you perchance a nurse?

Lila:
No, but I used to be a junkie.

Dr. Irving Finegarten:
Would it endanger your amateur standing if I asked you to use a sterilized needle?


Lila:
You're the doctor.

Dr. Irving Finegarten:
Oh, that's the nicest thing anyone's said to me all week.



Movie: X-Men: Next Dimension (VG)(2002)


Bastion:
Ah, Homo Sapiens Superior. Come to take your - what is it again? Ah, yes, "your rightful place as the next step in human evolution". Your ascension would mean the death of humanity, and that is something I will not allow.



Movie: Office Space(1991)


Bob Porter:
We're gonna be getting rid of these people here... First, Mr. Samir Naga... Naga... Naga... Not gonna work here anymore, anyway.



Movie: Sabrina(1954)


Thomas Fairchild:
I like to think of life as a limousine... though we are all riding together we must remember our places, there is a front seat and a back seat and a window in between.



Movie: Waiting for Guffman(1996)


Corky St. Clair:
Boy, I didn't know deers could... could do that, you know?



Today's Movie News

Shah Rukh thanks Malaysian authorities for 'Datukship' award - Financial Express

Wed, 03 Dec 2008 06:40:00 GMT
SRK is a terrific producer: Irrfan Khan Shah Rukh thanks Malaysian authorities for 'Datuks... Real people inspire SRK's character Kuala Lumpur: As Malaysians debate on whether ...

Internet cafe nailed for movie piracy - New Zealand Herald

Wed, 03 Dec 2008 02:08:00 GMT
An Auckland internet cafe has been charged for allowing punters to watch movies at computer terminals. The director of the inner-city cafe, which has not been named, faces 21 ...

On Demand picks - Boston Globe

Wed, 03 Dec 2008 07:37:00 GMT
( Comcast Free Movies) Mike Newell has made a bubbly romantic comedy about a commitment-shy Londoner (Hugh Grant) distressed by the fact that all his friends seem to be getting ...

Rock stars wanted - Idaho Mountain Express

Wed, 03 Dec 2008 05:21:00 GMT
The Wood River YMCA is more than just a gym. It offers lectures and classes, and also has facilities such as a media center that houses a recording studio and editing suite, which ...

Internet cafe nailed for movie piracy - New Zealand Herald

Wed, 03 Dec 2008 02:08:00 GMT
An Auckland internet cafe has been charged for allowing punters to watch movies at computer terminals. The director of the inner-city cafe, which has not been named, faces 21 ...

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