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Movie: The Addams Family(1991)



Gomez:
[as he helps Morticia out of a trap] Leather straps, red-hot pokers!

Morticia:
Later, my dearest.



Movie: Kalifornia(1993)


Carrie Laughlin:
Too graphic. Too overt. Not suitable for mass consumption.



Movie: Ocean's Twelve(2004)


Linus Caldwell:
Hey, can I ask you something? You ever notice that...

Rusty Ryan:
If you're gonna ask if you can ask me a question, give me time to respond. Unless you're asking rhetorically, in which case the answer is obvious - yes.

Linus Caldwell:
Okay, can I ask you...

Rusty Ryan:
Yes.

Linus Caldwell:
Thanks. You ever notice that Tess looks...

Rusty Ryan:
Ooh, don't ever ask that. Ever. Seriously. Not to anyone, especially not to her.

Linus Caldwell:
Wait, why not?


Rusty Ryan:
Look, it's not in my nature to be mysterious. But I can't talk about it and I can't talk about why.


[walks off]

Linus Caldwell:
Oooooooooo.



Movie: Earthquake(1974)


Stewart Graff:
Sweet Christ...



Movie: Darkman(1990)


Louis Strack Jr.:
Robert, I have good news and bad.

Robert Durant:
Custom dictates that you render the bad news first.

Louis Strack Jr.:
We have a little problem with Miss Hastings. It appears she has uncovered our alliance.

Robert Durant:
No problem at all. And the good news?


Louis Strack Jr.:
Your wife died.


[Busts out laughing]

Louis Strack Jr.:
I'm joking, of course. No. The good news is that I know who's behind our little troubles of late. When you retrieved my memorandum, you failed to excise the good doctor.

Robert Durant:
Westlake? He's extinct. I saw to it myself.

Louis Strack Jr.:
He's alive. I don't like loose ends, Robert. Finish it.

Robert Durant:
Where is he?

Louis Strack Jr.:
I believe we have a guide.



Movie: The Magnificent Seven(1960)


Calvera:
We have a saying here: a thief who steals from a thief is pardoned for one hundred years.



Movie: Under Siege(1992)


Admiral Bates:
Now, since your ass is on the line, sailor, I authorize you right now, to do whatever you can to aid in the arrival of the SEAL Team. Because if I goddamn can't control you, I might as well support you. Correct?

Casey Ryback:
That's affirmative, Sir!



Movie: Making of 'Jackass: The Movie' (TV)(2002)


Chris Pontius:
I hated the Pacific Northwest, man. It rains all the time, people don't like to work there. No one wants to live in misery all the time. And then you go there, you go into a bar, and everyone hates you because you're on TV. That's why Kurt Cobain killed himself, because everyone was player-hating on him. If I lived in the Pacific Northwest, I would have killed myself years ago.



Movie: Quacker Tracker(1967)


Daffy:
Forget about that lifetime membership buster. With Speedy Gonzales around, life would be to short to enjoy it anyway.



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