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Movie: Half Baked(1998)


Kenny:
I love horses.

Cop:
I love horses.


Kenny:
I love Butterstuff.

Cop:
Buttercup!

Kenny:
Butternuts!

Cop:
BUTTERCUP!

Kenny:
Cup!



Movie: Palindromes(2004)


'Mark' Aviva Victor:
I know. I believe you because pedophiles love children.



Movie: The Usual Suspects(1995)


Verbal:
He lets the last Hungarian go. He waits until his wife and kids are in the ground and then he goes after the rest of the mob. He kills their kids, he kills their wives, he kills their parents and their parents' friends. He burns down the houses they live in and the stores they work in, he kills people that owe them money. And like that he was gone. Underground. Nobody has ever seen him since. He becomes a myth, a spook story that criminals tell their kids at night. "Rat on your pop, and Keyser Soze will get you." And no-one ever really believes.



Movie: The Adventures of Rocky & Bullwinkle(2000)


Fearless Leader:
How many times in the past have they stood between me and my dreams of glory? How many times have they foiled my plans with their bungling interference?

Boris:
Er... 28?

Fearless Leader:
Quiet, idiot!



Movie: Out of Sight(1998)


Maurice "Snoopy" Miller:
Well, the man don't just have to die, Foley. I mean, he could accidentally hurt himself falling down on something real hard, you know? Like a shiv, or my dick?



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Quotation from the 2004 Movie “The Affairs of God”

Thu, 01 Jan 2009 23:51:00 +0000
Joseph:
Tell me who schtupp’d you!

Mary:
OK my husband. I’ll tell you. You probably won’t believe me though.

Joseph:
Try me.

Mary:
You promise not to laugh?

Joseph:
Yeah.

Mary:
It was God.

Joseph:
It was that good, huh?

Movie Quotation: S.O.B.

Fri, 02 Jan 2009 15:55:00 +0000
Dr. Irving Finegarten:
In the course of this evening, you have demonstrated most of your excremental bodily functions.

Ben Coogan:
You mean like a sneeze?

Dr. Irving Finegarten:
A sneeze is expiratory, not excremental.

Sally Miles:
I am going to show my boobies. Are you here to see my boobies?

Dr. Irving Finegarten:
If he starts to levitate, don’t panic; it’s just a side-effect.

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“Easter Parade” Quotation

Thu, 01 Jan 2009 15:31:00 +0000
Don Hewes:
Miss Brown, what idiot ever told you you were a dancer?

Hannah Brown:
You did.

Don Hewes:
Why didn’t you tell me I was in love with you?

Don Hewes:
A girl dancer has to be exotic; she has to be - a peach.

Hannah Brown:
I suppose I’m a lemon!

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Don Hewes:
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