Quotes Update

Today's Quotes:

Movie: Kelly's Heroes(1970)


[the lone obstacle to the sought-after gold is a solitary tank guarding the bank]

Crapgame:
Try making a DEAL!


Big Joe:
What kind of DEAL?

Crapgame:
A DEAL, deal! Maybe he's a Republican. You know, "Business is business."



Movie: Dark Passage(1947)


Cabby:
Nice looking suit you're wearing.


Vincent Parry:
Thanks, and I don't feel chatty.

Cabby:
Some fares like to talk.

Vincent Parry:
Well I don't.

Cabby:
You always that way?

Vincent Parry:
Yep. That's why I don't have many friends.



Movie: Hackers(1995)


Agent Richard Gill:
I think we got something.



[Hands over a sheaf of papers]

The Plague:
Ugh. Hard copy.



Movie: The Omen(1976)


Father Brennan:
DRINK HIS BLOOD!



Movie: Our Lips Are Sealed(2000)


Pete:
So, uh, what brings you to Australia?

Maddie:
Well, I uh, my parents inherited the inn.

Pete:
Really? From who?

Maddie:
Oh, some dead guy.

Pete:
Some dead guy?



Movie: Othello(1965)


Othello:
[to the Senate] Most, potent, grave and reverend Seigniors; My very noble and approved good masters, That I have ta'en away this old man's daughter, It is most true; true I have married her. The very head and front of my offending Hath this extent, no more.




Movie: One Hundred and One Dalmatians(1961)


Lucky:
I'm tired, and I'm hungry. And my tail's froze. And my nose is froze. And my ears are froze. And my toes are froze.



Movie: Out of Sight(1998)


Maurice "Snoopy" Miller:
It was worse than you thought it would be, wasn't it? Yeah, you with the bad boys now, baby.



Movie: Dangerous Liaisons(1988)


Vicomte de Valmont:
I often wonder how you manage to invent yourself.



Movie: The Magnificent Seven(1960)


Lee:
I found them.



Today's Movie News

“Ace Ventura: Pet Detective” Quotation

Thu, 15 Jan 2009 11:20:00 +0000
Ace Ventura:
If I’m not back in five minutes… just wait longer.

Ace Ventura:
No problem, it gets flooded, we’ll just wait a few seconds.

suddenly the dog thief appears and smashes the back windshield with a baseball bat]

Ace Ventura:
Or we could try it now.

Ace Ventura:
I’m looking for Ray Finkle.

a shotgun cocks and is pointed at his head]

Ace Ventura:
…and ...]

“Ace Ventura: Pet Detective” Quotation

Thu, 15 Jan 2009 07:05:00 +0000
Lois Einhorn:
after she finishes wrestling with Ace, to the surrounding police officers] Shoot him! Shoot him!

Emilio:
offscreen] Hold your fire!

walks in with Melissa, gun to his head]

Emilio:
Don’t shoot!

Melissa:
Put your guns down or this cop gets it. I mean it!

cocks revolver]

Emilio:
She’s not joking!

Lois Einhorn:
ignoring them] He kidnapped Snowflake! He killed Roger Podator and was going to kill ...]

Column: Hip to be trendy: 3-D movies return - U-Wire.com

Thu, 15 Jan 2009 14:10:00 GMT
Much ado has been made about the recent resurgence of 3-D movies, a term that is, in fact, a misnomer. Movies never have and never will occupy three dimensions, try as they might. Live theater has somehow managed to tackle this problem since its ...

The Oscars have a secret ... but does anyone care? - New York Daily News

Thu, 15 Jan 2009 18:42:00 GMT
Academy Award statuettes. Don't even try to find out which stars will be presenting the awards at this year's Oscar ceremony – it's top secret information until the show airs. But will this strategy hatched by the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and ...

“Ace Ventura: Pet Detective” Quotation

Thu, 15 Jan 2009 11:20:00 +0000
Ace Ventura:
If I’m not back in five minutes… just wait longer.

Ace Ventura:
No problem, it gets flooded, we’ll just wait a few seconds.

suddenly the dog thief appears and smashes the back windshield with a baseball bat]

Ace Ventura:
Or we could try it now.

Ace Ventura:
I’m looking for Ray Finkle.

a shotgun cocks and is pointed at his head]

Ace Ventura:
…and ...]

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