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Movie: Van Wilder(2002)


Taj:
[Jumps up] WHERE DID YOU FIND THAT?

Hutch:
In your room a few days ago. I'm trying to spark this bong, but the damn thing won't light.

Taj:
That's no bong... It's for my shlong.


[Hutch starts coughing and gagging]

Hutch:
Hold up, I just put my mouth on your cock-pump?


[Taj nods his head]

Hutch:
Oh damn!



Movie: The Jacksons: An American Dream (TV)(1992)


Michael Jackson:
Tell them I liked riding in the ambulance. It was wild with the sirens wailing.



Movie: Vacation(1983)


Clark:
I think you're all fucked in the head. We're ten hours from the fucking fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun. We're all gonna have so much fucking fun we'll need plastic surgeory to remove our godamn smiles. You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of you're assholes! I gotta be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose. Praise Marty Moose! Holy Shit!

Rusty Griswold:
[Grab's Clars shoulder] Dad, you wan an Asprin?

Clark:
DON'T TOUCH!



Movie: Da Kath & Kim Code (TV)(2005)


Kim Day Craig:
You know, Brett, it's one thing to crack onto someone else, but what's hurt me more deeply than I can say is that you'd chase someone as foul as Kelly!



Movie: Otra conquista, La(1998)


Hernando Cortés:
[Cortés slaps Tecuichpo] I don't give a damn about your people!

Tecuichpo:
[She stares at him and exits the room]

Hernando Cortés:
[to himself] It is you I care for.



Movie: Van Wilder(2002)


Van Wilder:
Gwen, good of you to come. Now take off your clothes. It is the naked mile run.



Movie: The Addiction(1995)


Casanova:
Seventh Circle, huh? Dante described it perfectly. Bleeding trees waiting for Judgment Day, where we can all hang ourselves from our own branches. It's not that easy...”Doctor." To find rest takes a real genius. It's all a matter of discernment. Now, R.C. Sproul said we're not sinners because we sin, but we sin because we are sinners. In more accessible terms, we're not evil because of the evil we do, but we do evil because we *are* evil. Yeah. Now what choices do such people have? It's not like we have any options.



Movie: Underground(1941)


Kurt Franken:
I'm not going to let you go on working with those traitors.

Sylvia Helmuth:
Take me back and I'll do anything you want me to do. You'll only take me back.



Movie: Halo 2 (VG)(2004)


Grunt #1:
[after killing you] I get his helmet!



Movie: Abbott and Costello Meet the Invisible Man(1951)


Lou Francis:
If that's not Tommy Nelson it's Frankenstein. FRANKENSTEIN!



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