Quotations Update

Today's Quotations:

Movie: E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial(1982)


Michael:
Maybe an elf or a leprechaun.

Elliot:
It was nothing like that, penis breath!



Movie: Wagons East(1994)


Billy:
[after Julian finishes with his back] Thanks a lot.


[turns around, notices Julian's hard-on]

Billy:
Wow, Julian. Look at you. Did you see a mermaid?


[Julian blushes and giggles]

Billy:
Man, cold water usually has the opposite effect on me.



Movie: Dangerous Brothers Present: World of Danger (V)(1986)


Richard Dangerous:
Well, we've all got something in common, haven't we? That's right, It's Saturday Night! But it's not only Saturday night, it's also Wednesday night!


[pause]

Richard Dangerous:
I'm sorry, I don't know why I said that. Can I start over?

Offscreen:
No, I'm sorry, but we just haven't got the time.

Richard Dangerous:
Well, then I hope you DIE!



Movie: Urban Cowboy(1980)


Bud:
[to Wes] HEY TATTOO! You see this here? That there's a weddin' ring. That means we're married! She's MINE, okay?



Movie: The Quick and the Dead (TV)(1987)


Con Vallian:
Why is it that the man who begs for mercy never gives it?



Movie: The Opposite of Sex(1998)


[Refusing heterosexual sex with Dedee]

Matt Mateo:
I've never tried communism, but I know I wouldn't like that. It's the same thing. Or grits.



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