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Movie: Tanner on Tanner (TV)(2004)


Jack Tanner:
He's a newly minted Log Cabin Republican.

Alex Tanner:
He's gay?

Jack Tanner:
Yes.


Alex Tanner:
And he's a Republican?

Jack Tanner:
Yes.

Alex Tanner:
Maybe now I won't have to interview him.



Movie: The Quiet Man(1952)


Michaleen Flynn:
[looking thirsty] I don't suppose that's a drop of anything wet in the house?


"Red Will" Danaher:
Help yourself to the buttermilk.

Michaleen Flynn:
Buttermilk!


[shudders and in sotto voice]

Michaleen Flynn:
. The *Borgias* would do better.



Movie: Underworld(1996)


Viktor:
Lucian is dead.

Singe:
According to whom?



Movie: Unforgiven(1992)


Davey:
I'm dyin' boys. Jesus, I'm so thirsty.

Will Munny:
Give him a drink of water, goddamn it. Will you give him a drink of water, for Christ's sake? We ain't gonna shoot.



Movie: Madagascar(2005)


Skipper the Penguin:
You, quadruped. Sprechen Sie Englisch?


Marty the Zebra:
I sprechen.

Skipper the Penguin:
What continent is this?

Marty the Zebra:
Manhattan.

Skipper the Penguin:
Hoover Dam! We're still in New York! Abort! Dive! Dive! Dive!



Movie: X2(2003)


Madeline Drake:
You have to understand, we thought we were sending Bobby to a school for the gifted.

Rogue:
Bobby is gifted. You should see what he can do.


[Bobby proceeds to freeze the tea his mother is drinking]



Movie: Zathura: A Space Adventure(2005)


Walter:
I wish the astronaut had his brother back.



Movie: Van Wilder(2002)



Taj:
I would like very much to spend my remaining days here as your assistant.

Van Wilder:
Okay, we're just going do a little word association. Say the first thing that comes to your mind. Milk.

Taj:
Tit! Oh, mommy. Most Indians would say "cow" because they are sacred, but I hear "milk," I think giant jugs. You see, I cannot go home a virgin. I came here to study the great American art of muff diving. To smack clam, munch rug, dine at just one American pink taco stand! You know, I wanted to, how is it, park the porpoise. You know? I want to take it through the car wash, baby. And get it waxed. I want to wax it. Wax it! You know, and air dry. Air dry that shit, yeah! And I would like to be your assistant very much, Mr. Van Wilder.



Movie: Vanilla Sky(2001)


Julie:
If I wasn't me, I'd buy my album.

David:
You know, if you can reach one person.




Movie: Van Wilder(2002)


Richard:
Gwen, what are you doing here?

Van Wilder:
You two know each other?

Richard:
That's my girlfriend, gluteus erecti.



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