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Movie: L.A. Confidential(1997)


Bud White:
Bullshit. How would a two-bit hick like Meeks get his hands on a large supply of heroin?

Johnny Stompanato:
You're right, it's probably bullshit. Even if he did, he could never unload it. Not without drawing all kinds of attention.

Bud White:
Maybe that's why he's under a house in Elysian Park and he don't smell too good, paisano.



Movie: The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad(1949)


[Ichabod is riding through Sleepy Hollow late at night, in the area the Headless Horseman is known to prowl]

Ichabod Crane:
[whistling nervously]

Toads:
Ichabod! Ichabod! Ichabod!


[reapeatedly]

Toads:
[Ichabod becomes terrified with the noise of the crickets, toad, & owls. When he thinks he hears galloping hooves behind him, he panics & tries to get his horse to run, but his horse is resting on a gravestone. Ichabod soon finds it's nothing more than reeds thumping against a hollow log. He & his horse start laughing at the seeming absurdity of their terror]


The Headless Horseman:
[evil laugh] YAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


[Ichabod & his horse look up in horror to see the Headless Horseman in the graveyard, his horse reared up & wielding a sword]

The Headless Horseman:
[evil laugh] YAH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


[Ichabod & his horse flee with the Headless Horseman chasing madly after them]




Movie: The Adventure of Sherlock Holmes' Smarter Brother(1975)


Jenny Hill:
How do you do? My name is Bessie Bellwood.


Sigerson Holmes:
LIAR!

Jenny Hill:
Oh! You don't fool around, do you? How do you know that I'm not Bessie Bellwood?

Sigerson Holmes:
[singing] There's no harm in taking a kiss/It's never missed...

Jenny Hill:
[singing next line] If I'd known that love was like this, should I have kissed?

Sigerson Holmes:
[singing] Love's a game if you are clever/Play your cards and go...

Jenny Hill:
[singing next line] Love with me will last forever/That is all I know - chorus! - But you don't love as I love...


Sigerson Holmes:
All right, all right, enough!


[singing]

Sigerson Holmes:
Piggy, piggy, piggy, piggy, piggy, piggy poo/Quite a farmer's daughter, Phyllis...

Jenny Hill:
[hesitant singing] Piggy, piggy, piggy, piggy, pig - Well, I don't think I know that one.

Sigerson Holmes:
Pity! Next time you decide to impersonate a music hall singer who's been dead for the past twelve years, I suggest you learn her full repertoire! Won't you come in, MISS LIAR?



Movie: Open Range(2003)


Sue Barlow:
You are coming back, aren't you? Then I'll be waiting for you Charles Postlewaite.

Charley Waite:
[to Boss, who is riding away] You bucket mouth! Can't keep nothing private.





Movie: Ours, L'(1988)


[first lines]

Bill:
[examining bear tracks] That's a huge male; bet he's more'n fifteen hundred pounds.





Movie: Urban Cowboy(1980)


Uncle Bob:
You know Bud; sometimes even a cowboy's gotta swallow his pride to hold on to somebody he loves.

Bud:
What do you mean?

Uncle Bob:
Hell I know, I pretty near lost Corrine and the kids a couple of times just 'cause of pride. You know you think that ol' pride's gonna choke you going down but I tell you what ain't a night goes by I don't thank the boss up there for giving me a big enough throat. 'Cause without Corrine and them kids hell I'd just be another pile of dog shit in the canteloupe patch just drawing flys.

Bud:
I guess so.

Uncle Bob:
Think about it Bud, pride's one of those seven deadlies you know what I mean?



Movie: Tale of a Dog(1944)


"Smallpox"/"Spotty" the Dog:
My, oh my! That shol' is good news!



[final line in final Our Gang comedy]





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