Quotations for Today

Today's Quotations:

Movie: On Her Majesty's Secret Service(1969)


[after Blofeld hits a tree]

James Bond:
He's branched off.



Movie: Mad Monster Party?(1969)


Felix Flanken:
Well you see, Uncle, I'm a pharmacist.

Baron von Frankenstein:
Aw, then you must have conducted experiments of your own.

Felix Flanken:
Oh yes. My fudge quadrupple multi-flavored decker ala mode was a wild experiment. Mr. Kronkite turned green after he ate it.

Baron von Frankenstein:
Of course.



Movie: Mad Monster Party?(1969)


The Monster's Mate:
[about the Mummy] I wonder how he got his invitation. He has an unlisted tomb. Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.


[about the Hunchback]

The Monster's Mate:
Didn't I see him at the Transylvania Gardens in the main event?


Dracula:
The Hunchback of Notre Dame ain't a boxer.

The Monster's Mate:
Afraid it'll ruin his looks, eh? Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.



Movie: ABBA: The Movie(1977)


Reporter:
Is it true you are the proud recipient of an award as the lady with the most sexiest bottom?

Agnetha:
How can I answer to that? I don't know... I haven't seen it!



Movie: About a Boy(2002)


Will:
[to himself] No, Marcus, I do not want to come over for Christmas. I do not want to spend Christmas with Ms. Granola Suicide and her spawn.



Movie: Ocean's Eleven(1960)


Basher:
Where we at boys?

Livingston:
Pins and floor sensors now.


Basher:
Blinder.



Movie: Da uomo a uomo(1967)


Ryan:
[Sees Bill buried to his neck] You had to get here ahead of me didn't you? Idiot. Are you on your way in or out of that hole? You remind me of a groundhog that couldn't make up its mind.



Movie: The Kentucky Fried Movie(1977)


Mrs. Hefsteder:
Three years ago our Johnny died. We thought there was no hope, but then we discovered the United Appeal for the Dead. They showed us that despite Johnny's handicap, he could still be a useful member of our family and the community. Our United Appeal for the Dead caseworker showed us that the absence of life from Johnny's body didn't have to mean his absence from our daily lives.



Movie: Off the Map(2003)


Charley:
I'm going crazy, George, crazy. It's these damn drugs. I feel like strangling something. I feel like going out in the yard and strangling that damn goat! I'm dangerous.

George:
Sit down.

Charley:
Sit down? Look at me! Can I sit down? I just walked twenty miles! I mean look at my legs, they're still moving, Look at 'em!

George:
Have a beer.

Charley:
Beer? I can't have a beer. I'm not supposed to drink alcohol with these damn drugs. I'm gonna have to murder someone! Ok, I'll have a beer.



Movie: The Adventures of Ford Fairlane(1990)


Colleen Sutton:
Nothing disgusts me. At the age of eleven I walked in on my father and the Shetland pony. Does that excite you?

Ford Fairlane:
I don't know, I never met your father.



Movie: Kangaroo Jack(2003)


Jessie:
So it's safe to assume your not on vacation.

Louis:
No. Charlie's stepfather is a mobster back in New York, and he had us sent out here to deliver a package.

Jessie:
Oh! And you got me in the middle of this?

Charlie:
I am so sorry, Jessie. I never thought this would happen.

Jessie:
And you lied to me.




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1/2 oz Black Haus blackberry schnapps
1/2 oz peach schnapps
3 oz orange juice

Combine ingredients in a cocktail shaker, shake, and strain into shot glasses.
Serve in a Shot Glass.

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Panty Dropper recipe

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This is a nice recipe for Panty Dropper, with Stoli Razberi vodka, blueberry schnapps and cranberry juice.

1/2 oz Stoli Razberi vodka
1/2 oz blueberry schnapps
1/2 oz cranberry juice

Pour Stoli raspberry vodka and blueberry schnapps into an ice-filled cocktail shaker.
Shake, pour into a shot glass, and serve.
Serve in a Shot Glass.

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