Lines from Movies Update

Today's Lines from Movies:

Movie: The Magnificent Seven(1960)


Chris:
He's a good gun, and we aren't heading for a church social.



Movie: Vendedora de rosas, La(1998)


Mónica:
[about the roses she sells] This are the flowers of love.



Movie: Palabras encadenadas(2003)


Ramón:
If you lose, I'll scoop out your eyes with a spoon. Pop!



Movie: Half Baked(1998)


Thurgood Jenkins:
Guys just shutup about the weed for two seconds, I don't want this girl to know I smoke

Scarface:
Yeah it's bad enough you a janitor yo.

Thurgood Jenkins:
Custodian, dick!



Movie: "1-800-Missing"(2003)


Assistant Director John Pollock:
Agent... you see that camera?


[he gestures to the wall, where a camera records everything that is said and done in this room]

Jess Mastriani:
Yes, sir.

Assistant Director John Pollock:
Turn it off.


Jess Mastriani:
I can't, sir.

Assistant Director John Pollock:
The panel is on the wall's outside.

Jess Mastriani:
I know.

Assistant Director John Pollock:
So...?

Jess Mastriani:
It's against the rules. Sir.

Assistant Director John Pollock:
Don't screw with me, Agent. Go turn it off.


[Jess is silent. Pollock rolls his eyes]

Assistant Director John Pollock:
All right, come here.



[he pulls Jess directly in front of the camera, squares her shoulders and straightens her hair. He lines her up against the lens carefully, so that they can both be seen on film]

Jess Mastriani:
This angle work for you? Sort of three quarters. This your good side?

Assistant Director John Pollock:
It's fine, sir.


[he looks up at the camera, then back at Jess.]

Jess Mastriani:
Okay. I, John Pollock, Assistant Director of the FBI, order you to turn this camera off and leave me alone with the suspect.

Assistant Director John Pollock:
Sir, it's against regulations. And it compromises the suspect's rights.

Assistant Director John Pollock:
What rights?


Jess Mastriani:
Those in the Constitution. Sir.


[she is still standing there, not cooperating. Pollock shrugs]

Assistant Director John Pollock:
So we'll do it the old fashioned way.


[he takes his suit coat off and hangs it over the camera. Pollock turns back to Jess]

Assistant Director John Pollock:
Get out.

Jess Mastriani:
Yes, sir. I'll be outside.

Assistant Director John Pollock:
Fine.


Jess Mastriani:
Observing. Sir.

Assistant Director John Pollock:
Knock yourself out.


[Jess leaves]



Movie: Oklahoma! (TV)(1999)


Aunt Eller:
She likes you.

Curly:
If she liked me any more she'd stick the dogs on me.



Movie: Jackass: The Movie(2002)


Bam Margera:
Look at Phil's tummy.



Movie: Office Space(1991)


Bill Lumbergh:
Oh, and remember: next Friday... is Hawaiian shirt day. So, you know, if you want to, go ahead and wear a Hawaiian shirt and jeans.



Movie: Madagascar(2005)


Gloria the Hippo:
What kind of zoo is this?

Melman the Giraffe:
I just saw twenty-six blatant health code violations.

Marty the Zebra:
I'm loving San Diego. This place is off the chizain.

Melman the Giraffe:
Twenty-seven.



Movie: The Karate Kid(1984)


Daniel:
Whoa, look at that slide.

Ali Mills:
Oh yeah, we'll do that next time.

Daniel:
Why next time?

Ali Mills:
Because we didn't bring a bathing suit!



Movie: Darkness (V)(1993)


John:
Bleeding time, baby!



Today's Movie News

Classic Con Man Movies (AskMen)

Fri, 08 Feb 2008 05:02:12 GMT
Back in the day, con men had to rely on their cunning and wits to get by. Now, all they need is a computer and a Nigerian e-mail address. Luckily, we can count on Hollywood to remind us of the good old days of conning. These grifters and small-time hoods have been the focus of countless movies.

Stones film "for generations to come"

Fri, 08 Feb 2008 09:28:00 GMT
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U2 3D movie could change concert movies (MENAFN)

Fri, 08 Feb 2008 14:29:56 GMT
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