Daily Quotations

Today's Quotations:

Movie: One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest(1975)


[about Nurse Ratched]

McMurphy:
Well I don't wanna break up the meeting or nothin', but she's somethin' of a cunt, ain't she Doc?



Movie: Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls(1995)


Fulton Greenwall:
You must be very proud, Ace.

Ace:
Pride is an abomination. One must forego the self to obtain total spiritual creaminess, and avoid the chewy chunks of degradation.



Movie: The Adventures of Pluto Nash(2002)


Pluto Nash:
That's a cryogenic Chihuahua!

Dina Lake:
It's a real dog?

Pluto Nash:
Oh, yeah, it's very delicate. You know it's illegal to bring pets up here. But I got a friend back in Juarez who knows how to freeze-dry these things. Look at that. It's a girl. Pop that little bitch in the particle wave for two minutes on defrost... she'll be running around the room.



Movie: An Unexpected Family (TV)(1996)


Megan Whitney:
Could Sam be our father?

Matt Whitney:
You got a thing about pushing your luck, don't you?




Movie: Oklahoma! (TV)(1999)


Ado Annie:
I never think of no one unlessin he's with me.

Will Parker:
Then I'm never gonna leave your side!




Movie: The Adventures of Tom Thumb & Thumbelina (V)(2002)


Bertha Beetle:
Put your arms into it!

Margaret Beetle:
[sarcastically] No, I'm doing it with my head!



Movie: Dangerous Brothers Present: World of Danger (V)(1986)


Richard Dangerous:
Sex is a thing that people do while they're trying to get to sleep.



Movie: Under the Tuscan Sun(2003)


Patti:
Frances bought a house in Tuscany! And you're going to live there alone?


Frances:
Well, I'm not there alone. I'm there with bugs.

Patti:
Ew.



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