Great Lines from Movies

Lines from Movies:

Movie: Ham & Cheese(2004)



Beth Goodson:
[upon learning her husband Barry just arbitrarily quit his telemarketing job] I mean God Barry, at least we could count on those two hundred dollars evert two weeks to buy your acting supplies... now I'm going to have to pay for them too?

Barry Goodson:
Hey - enough about YOU. This affects ME.



Movie: D.E.B.S.(2003)


Mrs. Peatree:
[to herself, very upset] Treason! Obstructing justice? We're going to be the laughing stock of the intelligence community!



[whirls from fireplace to Amy]

Mrs. Peatree:
I'm going to send you so far away that luxuries like toilet paper and diet coke are but a distant memory.

Max:
Mrs. Peatree?

Mrs. Peatree:
Is someone speaking to me? Because that would be very ill advised.

Max:
Mrs. Peatree, this whole incident can no doubt be a source of embarrassment for the academy, and you, right?

Mrs. Peatree:
Have I *not* been speaking English?



Movie: Major League(1989)


[after Rick has walked a bunch of batters]

Indians Fan:
Wild Thing. You make my heart sing. You walk everything.



Movie: October Sky(1999)


Roy Lee:
I'll tell you what's unbelievable... captain of the football team being jealous of you.



Movie: Quo Vadis(1951)


Petronius:
[to Eunice] You ask why I do this. Because I love Nero, perhaps? He fills me with loathing!



Movie: Dark Command(1940)


Bob 'Shortcut' Seton:
You know that girl I was staring at when all the ruckus started?


Fletcher 'Fletch' McCloud:
Yeah.

Bob 'Shortcut' Seton:
Well, who is she?

Fletcher 'Fletch' McCloud:
Well, her name is Mary McCloud. Why?

Bob 'Shortcut' Seton:
Well, I'll tell you. I think maybe I'll marry her.

Fletcher 'Fletch' McCloud:
What ?

Bob 'Shortcut' Seton:
Course if she'll have me, I mean. Fella wouldn't wanna marry anyone that didn't want him, naturally.

Fletcher 'Fletch' McCloud:
Oh, naturally. Uh, you know her well?

Bob 'Shortcut' Seton:
Naw, just seen her once or twice. Once she was on a horse, and...

Fletcher 'Fletch' McCloud:
...next time she was with a jackass.



[referring to Cantrell / Walter Pidgeon]

Bob 'Shortcut' Seton:
He is, huh? Makes it easier, don't it?

Fletcher 'Fletch' McCloud:
Practically a cinch. Say, you do things kinda sudden don't you?

Bob 'Shortcut' Seton:
No, not exactly. But you see I got 'er figured out this way. If you LIKE someone - and you don't tell 'em right off - well, maybe all that time you wasted, she liked you, too. So... well, all that time's wasted, ain't it?

Fletcher 'Fletch' McCloud:
Well, it IS the way you put it.



Movie: The Dam Busters(1955)


Capt. Joseph Summers, CBE:
How'd you get on?

Barnes Wallace:
It's hopeless.

Capt. Joseph Summers, CBE:
What happened?

Barnes Wallace:
Nothing. I walked up and down Whitehall. In and out of offices. Up and down stairs. Sat outside rooms. I felt like a peddlar trying to sell clockwork toys.

Capt. Joseph Summers, CBE:
I wish there was something I could do.

Barnes Wallace:
There is, Mutt.

Capt. Joseph Summers, CBE:
What?

Barnes Wallace:
Let's take the whole thing straight to Bomber Command.


Capt. Joseph Summers, CBE:
Harris?

Barnes Wallace:
Yes! You're one of the few men that really know him. If he sees the films and gets interested... Well, it'll only need one word from him.


[sees Mutt shaking his head]

Barnes Wallace:
Why not?

Capt. Joseph Summers, CBE:
Well, there's a bit of a snag there. See, he gets so innundated with fantastic inventions...

Barnes Wallace:
Oh, that's ridiculous! Everything he's using had to have been invented. Look, if you tell him that it's worthwhile he'll listen to you, won't he?

Capt. Joseph Summers, CBE:
I'll do what I can... But don't blame me if he throws us both out of the window.



Movie: Oh, God!(1977)


God:
The reason I put everyone here naked... I wasn't trying to be cute. It's just that with clothes there's right away pockets, and pockets, you gotta put something in 'em.



Movie: About Last Night...(1986)


Danny:
That's good! Now maybe you could find it in your heart to take this thing and shove it up your ass.



Movie: Othello(1965)


Iago:
O beware my lord,of jealousy! It is the green-ey'd monster which doth mock the meat it feeds on.



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