Great Lines from Movies
Check out these Lines from Movies:
Movie: Major League II(1994)
Jake Taylor:
Rube, you look at Playboy all the time, don't you?
Rube Baker:
I don't just look at it. I read the articles.
Jake Taylor:
Sure you do.
Rube Baker:
I do. I especially like it when they mention the girls' interests, like Betsy loves surfing.
Jake Taylor:
You even memorize them?
Rube Baker:
Yep. I guess I do.
Jake Taylor:
Bingo.
Movie: The R.M.(2003)
Humu:
[Humu is a *very* large Tongan exchange student] Dude! Your fiance is *hot*.
Jared:
You speak English?
Humu:
Better than Tongan, actually.
Jared:
But... but...
Humu:
Hey, look, man, no offense, but all your mom ever talks about is food storage and Relief Society centerpieces. To avoid an awkward conversation, I just had to eat. Heck, I was a "buck-eighty" when I first got here. Ha ha!
Movie: Uprising (TV)(2001)
Simha 'Kazik' Rotem:
You are all under arrest, put down your weapons and return immediately to the Umschlagplatz!
Movie: The Omen(1976)
Young nanny:
Look at me, Damien! It's all for you.
[she jumbs off a roof, hanging herself]
Movie: The Odd Couple II(1998)
Sheriff:
Okay, now explain to me one more time how the rental car caught fire and exploded.
Oscar Madison:
He called me a shithead and punched the car, it went rolling down a cliff.
Sheriff:
Why did you punch the car?
Felix Ungar:
Because the shithead threw the directions out the window and left my suitcase at the rental car agency.
Sheriff:
Why did you throw the directions out the window?
Oscar Madison:
Because they caught fire from my cigar ashes and were burning on my crotch!
Felix Ungar:
The first time he's been hot down there for years.
Oscar Madison:
I just wanted you to know what it felt like down there...
Sheriff:
OK, boys, settle down. You two don't get along too well, do you?
Oscar Madison:
Oh, that's not true. There was a period of 17 years that was wonderful. Then unfortunately we saw each other again.
Movie: Kalifornia(1993)
Early Grayce:
Some day me and Adele be walking down the road and we'll see your book and we'll buy it and put it on our coffee table.
Movie: The Magdalene Sisters(2002)
[last lines]
Rose:
I'll write to you.
Bernadette:
Grand.
Rose:
Good luck.
Movie: Velvet Goldmine(1998)
Mandy:
I don't think I have what you're looking for.
Arthur:
I think you do, actually.
Mandy:
Oh, yeah? what makes you say that?
Arthur:
That smile for one thing.
Mandy:
Well, smiles lie.
Arthur:
Exactly.
Movie: Vacation(1983)
Aunt Edna:
Why don't you just ask him for the money, Eddie? He sure as Hell can't take a hint.
Cousin Eddie:
Well, I didn't want to ask you, Clark, you know, but could you maybe spare a little extra cash?
Clark:
Sure, Eddie, how much do you need?
Cousin Eddie:
About fifty-two thousand dollars.
Movie: Laberinto del fauno, El(2006)
Mayor:
Have I told you that I was acquainted with your father, Captain?
Capitán Vidal:
No. I had no idea.
Mayor:
In Morocco. I knew him only briefly, but he left a great impression.
Capitán Vidal:
An excellent soldier.
Mayor:
The men in his battalion said that when General Vidal died on the battlefield, he smashed his watch on a rock so that his son would know the exaxt hour and minute of his death. So he would know how a brave man dies.
Capitán Vidal:
Nonsense. He didn't own a watch.
Movie: Unfaithful(2002)
Bill Stone:
Wait. Wait a minute. You're telling me about family? Well, you don't know the first goddamn thing about it. Why don't you take a look at your own fucking family, Ed? Take a goddamn look at that.
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