Movie Quotes Update

Today's Movie Quotes:

Movie: C.R.A.Z.Y.(2005)


Paul:
[after Brigitte learned him that Zac was gifted] You can stop your girlfriend's monthly bleeding, too?



Movie: Kal Ho Naa Ho(2003)


Aman Mathur:
I have a theory about girls. The more you run after them, the more they will run away from you. But if you run away from them they will be confused and will run after you to find out the reason for their confusion. And we have to take advantage of such a confusion of a confused girl!

Rohit Patel:
Even I'm confused!



Movie: Galaxy Quest(1999)


[Klaxon sounding]

Gwen DeMarco:
I remember that sound. That's a bad sound.



Movie: Kangaroo Jack(2003)


Charlie:
Uh-oh. Dingos.

Charlie:
Hey that one kinda looks like Waffles.

Louis:
Yeah if Waffles had a crazed look in her eyes and her face caked in blood.



Movie: Hamburger... The Motion Picture(1986)


400 club member:
[after farting] Deep and mean



Movie: Tango & Cash(1989)


[Conan arrives to the laundry full of vengeful prisoners]

Ray Tango:
Oh shit, it's Conan.

Gabriel Cash:
What?

Ray Tango:
It's Conan.

Gabriel Cash:
Are we gonna get F.U.B.A.R now?


Ray Tango:
What the hell is F.U.B.A.R?

Gabriel Cash:
You'll see.

Face:
Real bad ass cops. You don't look so tough now, do you? DO YOU, YOU FUCK? Out on the streets, this pig with his cop friend, broke my ribs, my leg and my jaw.


[tsks at Tango]

Gabriel Cash:
You broke that jaw?

Ray Tango:
He deserved it.



Movie: Quigley Down Under(1990)


Matthew Quigley:
What's my name today?

Crazy Cora:
Matthew Quigley, same as any other day.

Matthew Quigley:
How's about you and me taking off all our clothes and go swimmin'?


[they are in the middle of a desert]

Crazy Cora:
What are you crazy? There ain't no water


[Quigley looks at her and smiles]


Crazy Cora:
Why *shame* on you!

Matthew Quigley:
Well you ? Well, what about last night? You ...

Crazy Cora:
I what?

Matthew Quigley:
Oh, never mind.



Movie: Keeping the Faith(2000)


Ruth Schram:
Now you. Anyone new in your life I should know about?

Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram:
Wow, 20 minutes! I can't believe we made it this far.

Ruth Schram:
It's my God-given right to check. What about the Shapiro girl.

Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram:
Oh, no, not the Shapiro girl.

Ruth Schram:
Why not, she was a looker.


Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram:
It's not that, the problem was here.

Ruth Schram:
What? Bad skin?

Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram:
No, not bad skin.

Ruth Schram:
What then?

Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram:
Ok, you want an example? I take her out to dinner, I order dessert, she says she doesn't want any, I get pecan pie. She asks me for a bite, I give her a bite, her face swells up like a chipmunk, she looks at me and says, "Oh, my God, are there nuts in this?"


Ruth Schram:
So what?

Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram:
Mom! It was pecan pie.



Movie: Addams Family Values(1993)


Morticia:
Children, do you think that we love the baby more than we love you?

Wednesday, Pugsley:
Yes.

Morticia:
Do you think that when there's a new baby in the house, one of the other children has to die?


Wednesday, Pugsley:
Yes.

Grandma:
Well that's just not true - not anymore.



Movie: Back to the Future(1985)


Dr. Emmett Brown:
Oh, my God, they found me, I don't know how, but they found me. Run for it Marty.

Marty McFly:
Who? Who?

Dr. Emmett Brown:
Who do you think? The Libyans.

Marty McFly:
Holy shit!



Latest Movie News

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Wed, 26 Mar 2008 02:33:00 +0000
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de Fernet Branca y el menthe de de de nata blanco. 1 brandy del 1/2
onza el bitters blanco del menthe de de de nata de 1 onza el 1/2 onza
Fernet Branca en un medio lleno de cristal que se mezcla con los cubos
del hielo, combina todos los ingredientes. Revuelva bien. Filtre en un
cristal del coctel. Sirva en un cristal del coctel.

Outdoor movies in Marysville (Everett Herald)

Wed, 26 Mar 2008 07:26:47 GMT
MARYSVILLE -- This summer, there will be a new way in town to watch movies. A portable 16-by-9-foot movie screen is being donated to the city of Marysville, making possible the city's first-ever outdoor movie series, Popcorn in the Parks. The series is planned for June to September of this year.

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